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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
my spurs in 6 should be worth way more than all these cowardly spurs in sevenses

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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Award ceremonys about to start, if you have been holding onto your butts all day - then hold on for just a little bit longer for this totally exciting event!*

*excitement not guaranteed

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
First of all, thank you to everyone who participated. Without any of you there would be nothing here.

NBA Finals: Heat vs Spurs
Result: Spurs in 5


Well, I don't need to describe how stunned the world is. The picks themselves show it. Only four people out of 44 dared to believe the Spurs could close out the two time defending champion in 5 games and they were Kaebora, Juaguocio, spacejung, and Geriatric Pirate. 25 other people picked the Spurs to win it. 14 other people picked the Heat and they will receive zero points for it.

And with that comes the first award of the evening, The Kawhi Leonard award which goes to...

TheFallenEvincar!!


He, along with everyone else, was told to bring his A game to play and he did with these fantastic picks at the final round of the pickoffs,

TheFallenEvincar posted:

Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair :coffee:

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Kawhi Leonard

Truly amazing. For that TheFallenEvincar wins the important Kawhi Leonard award.



Here are the results of the final round sans bonuses:
code:
TheFallenEvincar                                  9
spacejung                                         8
jimcunningham                                     8
anakha                                            7
Geriatric Pirate                                  7
Kaebora                                           6
Doltos                                            6
Juaguocio                                         6
Artic Puma                                        6
Christ Pseudoscientist                            6
DeimosRising                                      6
RCarr                                             6
Vanilla Ice                                       5
Miko                                              5
Spacebump                                         5
Sandele                                           5
Magnus Gallant                                    5
attackmole                                        5
Bashez                                            5
The Zack                                          5
Rick                                              4
Vanilla Mint Ice                                  4
Kibner                                            4
Mr. Funktastic                                    4
The Puppet Master                                 4
Skeematic                                         4
Ramadu                                            4
Hashtag Banterzone                                4
The B_36                                          4
Lockback                                          3
Errant Gin Monks                                  3
Illinois Smith                                    3
Chairchucker                                      3
Politicalrancor                                   3
chunkles                                          3
net work error                                    3
homphgomph                                        3
EvanTH                                            3
glowing-fish                                      2
nagel                                             2
nachos                                            2
Twin Cinema                                       1
Blind Pineapple                                   1
WEREWAIF                                          1
44 people participated in the final round. The max score you could get in the final round was 13, excluding the bonus points. The average score was 4 with the median at 4.

Vanilla Mint Ice fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jun 17, 2014

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Game 1

Most people believed the Spurs would take Game 1 from Miami, following the pattern of a lethagic Heat at the start of series. They were right. 38 people picked the Spurs for Game 1 of the series and 11 of them picked them to win by a blowout.

Game 2

Here there is a sudden surge in Heat picks. And they were right, 14 picked the Heat and 11 picked them to win by a close game.

Game 3

Now people have completely turned to the Heat in Game 3. Maybe they believed the Heat would prevail at home, that they would have their switch flipped by now. By who? God maybe. LeBron James was no god that night as the Spurs devoured the Heat from start to finish. 11 Texas faithful picked the Spurs and 4 picked it to be a blowout, which is the polite term for the rear end whipping they gave.

Game 4

A few more people picked the Spurs for Game 4, surely they won't be stunned by Heat again right. Popovich will find a way to bounce back in Game 4. No, no they wouldn't, because they had nothing bounce back from. 18 picked the Spurs and 3 picked it to be a blowout.

Game 5

For over 80% of the people who picked they believed the series would extended to 6 or 7. Game 5 is just an intermediate. So they chose the home team as favorite. 38 picked the Spurs to win Game 5 with 9 predicting a blowout. Of the four people who predicted the Spurs would win the series in 5, only spacejung correctly predicted the series would end in a Spurs blowout.

Now for the second award of the night, the Tommy Heinsohn award, which goes to...

Spacebump!


For coming in second place. If you had put aside your emotions about the Spurs you might have been the SAS Pick King. Congratulations, your love towards to a German has made you become associated with a terrible, terrible announcer.

ButtWolf
Dec 30, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Where did i come in?

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Here is now the leaderboard for the total points of all four rounds, excluding the bonus points:
code:
Spacebump                                         27
Geriatric Pirate                                  27
nagel                                             25
jimcunningham                                     25
Mr. Funktastic                                    24
Miko                                              24
Illinois Smith                                    23
Lockback                                          23
Artic Puma                                        23
anakha                                            22
Skeematic                                         22
Errant Gin Monks                                  22
Ramadu                                            22
Politicalrancor                                   22
Kaebora                                           22
homphgomph                                        22
attackmole                                        21
The Zack                                          20
Twin Cinema                                       20
Hashtag Banterzone                                20
The B_36                                          20
EvanTH                                            20
RCarr                                             20
Juaguocio                                         20
danucleus                                         20
nachos                                            19
Blind Pineapple                                   19
spacejung                                         19
Rick                                              18
WEREWAIF                                          18
chunkles                                          18
Kibner                                            18
Quandary                                          18
Christ Pseudoscientist                            17
The one true heezy                                16
Jack's Flow                                       16
Chairchucker                                      16
Vanilla Ice                                       16
Sandele                                           16
Shear the Sheep                                   15
Demented Guy                                      15
OASE                                              15
mks5000                                           15
Icy Penguigo                                      14
Bashez                                            14
TheFallenEvincar                                  14
net work error                                    14
AhhYes                                            13
DeimosRising                                      12
DiscipleoftheClaw                                 12
H-Tail                                            12
Coaaab                                            12
Vanilla Mint Ice                                  12
JGKing                                            12
Intruder                                          11
GHawk                                             11
JesusSinfulHands                                  11
KevinTheW                                         10
thompson                                          10
FlyingJigs                                        10
Doltos                                            9
Jesus Rocket                                      9
INSPECTAH DECK                                    9
roundmidnight                                     9
Traxis                                            8
Eratik                                            8
morestuff                                         8
Hand Knit                                         8
Dr.Radical                                        8
AfterFather                                       8
mynameisjohn                                      8
Lord of Boners                                    8
predicto                                          7
BWV                                               7
The Puppet Master                                 6
SamuraiFoochs                                     6
El Gallinero Gros                                 6
crazycello                                        5
Drunk Canuck                                      5
toggle                                            5
EMC                                               5
Magnus Gallant                                    5
Memnaelar                                         5
WYA                                               3
hitze                                             2
johnfw50                                          2
glowing-fish                                      2
rivetz                                            1
The winner of the John Starks Performance Award for the SAS 2014 NBA Playoff Picks is......

nagel!!!!


nagel lead the game in points for the first three rounds and when the time came to come up big he failed, he failed at the brightest, most important moment of the year, of all time. Congratulations, you are terrible and you made me cry and I hate you.


Finally, the winner of the SAS NBA Playoff Picks King of 2014 is... ... ...

Geriatric Pirate!!!!

Geriatric Pirate finished well ahead of the pack by three points, dominating his competition with his mastery of the bonus predictions. Does the newly crowned king have any words to say?


Right. Once again thank you to everyone who played. I hope you all enjoyed this and come back next year. Good night from New York; This has been the SAS 2014 NBA Playoff Picks.

code:
Geriatric Pirate            (1)(2)(3)(F)                    32
Spacebump                   (1)(2)(3)(F)                    29
Miko                        (1)(2)(3)(F)                    29
nagel                       (1)(2)(3)(F)                    28
jimcunningham               (1)(2)(3)(F)                    28
chunkles                    (1)(2)(3)(F)                    28
Lockback                    (1)(2)(3)(F)                    27
Skeematic                   (1)(2)(3)(F)                    26
anakha                      (1)(2)(3)(F)                    26
homphgomph                  (1)(2)(3)(F)                    26
Juaguocio                   (1)(2)(3)(F)                    26
Errant Gin Monks            (1)(2)(3)(F)                    26
Mr. Funktastic              (1)(2)(3)(F)                    26
RCarr                       (1)(2)(3)(F)                    25
Artic Puma                  (1)(2)(3)(F)                    25
Ramadu                      (1)(2)(3)(F)                    25
Illinois Smith              (1)(2)(3)(F)                    25
Kaebora                     (1)(2)(3)(F)                    25
Sandele                     (1)(2)(3)(F)                    25
Hashtag Banterzone          (1)(2)(3)(F)                    24
Politicalrancor             (1)(2)(3)(F)                    24
Kibner                      (1)(2)(3)(F)                    24
EvanTH                      (1)(2)(3)(F)                    24
Rick                        (1)(2)(3)(F)                    23
nachos                      (1)(2)(3)(F)                    23
attackmole                  (1)(2)(3)(F)                    23
spacejung                   (1)(2)(3)(F)                    23
Chairchucker                (1)(2)(3)(F)                    22
The Zack                    (1)(2)(3)(F)                    22
Twin Cinema                 (1)(2)(3)(F)                    22
Vanilla Ice                 (1)(2)(3)(F)                    22
danucleus                   (1)(2)(3)                       22
The B_36                    (1)(2)(3)(F)                    21
Blind Pineapple             (1)(2)(3)(F)                    21
Demented Guy                (1)   (3)                       20
WEREWAIF                    (1)(2)(3)(F)                    20
Christ Pseudoscientist      (1)(2)(3)(F)                    20
Quandary                    (1)(2)(3)                       20
Bashez                      (1)(2)(3)(F)                    19
mks5000                     (1)(2)(3)                       19
Shear the Sheep             (1)(2)                          19
Jack's Flow                 (1)(2)(3)                       19
The one true heezy          (1)(2)(3)                       18
OASE                        (1)(2)                          17
Icy Penguigo                (1)(2)(3)                       17
TheFallenEvincar               (2)(3)(F)                    16
net work error              (1)(2)(3)(F)                    16
H-Tail                      (1)(2)(3)                       16
mynameisjohn                (1)(2)                          16
DiscipleoftheClaw           (1)(2)                          15
Vanilla Mint Ice            (1)(2)(3)(F)                    14
AhhYes                      (1)(2)                          14
DeimosRising                      (3)(F)                    14
Coaaab                      (1)(2)(3)                       13
Intruder                    (1)(2)(3)                       13
JesusSinfulHands            (1)(2)                          13
morestuff                   (1)                             12
JGKing                      (1)                             12
Eratik                      (1)                             12
AfterFather                 (1)                             12
Traxis                      (1)                             12
roundmidnight               (1)(2)(3)                       11
GHawk                       (1)                             11
KevinTheW                   (1)(2)                          11
thompson                    (1)                             10
FlyingJigs                  (1)                             10
Hand Knit                   (1)(2)                          10
crazycello                  (1)                             9
toggle                      (1)                             9
Doltos                      (1)(2)(3)(F)                    9
INSPECTAH DECK              (1)                             9
Jesus Rocket                (1)                             9
Dr.Radical                  (1)                             8
Lord of Boners              (1)                             8
Memnaelar                      (2)                          7
predicto                    (1)                             7
BWV                         (1)                             7
WYA                         (1)                             7
The Puppet Master                 (3)(F)                    7
SamuraiFoochs               (1)                             6
El Gallinero Gros           (1)                             6
EMC                         (1)                             5
Drunk Canuck                (1)                             5
Magnus Gallant                       (F)                    5
johnfw50                       (2)                          2
rivetz                         (2)                          2
hitze                          (2)(3)                       2
glowing-fish                         (F)                    2

Vanilla Mint Ice fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jun 17, 2014

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

Looks like im gonna be in the Playoff Pick Draft Lottery

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
I'm pretty pleased with my results considering how many gimmick picks I made.

Also the Spurs winning, that is also pleasing.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Tied for 5th with a hundred other people.

I will take a Spurs championship any day!

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Errant Gin Monks posted:

Tied for 5th with a hundred other people.

I will take a Spurs championship any day!

gently caress yeah. Spurs fans represent. :hf:

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I ended up doing pretty well considering I was in the bottom half of every round.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Bashez posted:

I'm pretty pleased with my results considering how many gimmick picks I made.

Also the Spurs winning, that is also pleasing.

anakha posted:

gently caress yeah. Spurs fans represent. :hf:
:hf:
Calling the Brooklyn Nets sweeping the Heat cost me dearly but I have no regrets. :911:

nagel
Sep 19, 2005

We formed a wall once.
The John Starks Awards, I'm extremely moved. Feels like I definitely deserved that one. I'm curious about Geriatric space pirate, on the account of this nice red title, where he's from? Was this an international affair, mimicking the Spurs? Myself I'm Swedish and mostly pick up basketball stuff from SAS.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Spurs dropped game 2 like scrubs so I didn't get my spurs in 4 pick. I wasn't cocky enough to pick any blowouts and got too nostalgic and picked Timmy for MVP.

Geriatric Pirate
Apr 25, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Finally, the winner of the SAS NBA Playoff Picks King of 2014 is... ... ...

Geriatric Pirate!!!!

Geriatric Pirate finished well ahead of the pack by three points, dominating his competition with his mastery of the bonus predictions. Does the newly crowned king have any words to say?


Thanks for running this!


Spurs winning (and Heat losing) makes it twice as nice.


nagel posted:

The John Starks Awards, I'm extremely moved. Feels like I definitely deserved that one. I'm curious about Geriatric space pirate, on the account of this nice red title, where he's from? Was this an international affair, mimicking the Spurs? Myself I'm Swedish and mostly pick up basketball stuff from SAS.

From your neighbour, try to watch as many games as possible but mostly end up reading SAS/Reddit for basketball stuff.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

I didn't win, but I had fun. In the end, that's really the same thing.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

RCarr posted:

I didn't win, but I had fun. In the end, that's really the same thing.

Look how wrong you are.

Also the stupid finals ruined my awesome 2 overall score.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Now for the second award of the night, the Tommy Heinsohn award, which goes to...

Spacebump!


For coming in second place. If you had put aside your emotions about the Spurs you might have been the SAS Pick King. Congratulations, your love towards to a German has made you become associated with a terrible, terrible announcer.

I'm going to start declaring any big that hits even one jumper the next Dirk. I'll gladly take the Tom Heinsohn award.

Getting second partially due to anti-Spurs feelings is sweet.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
That was awesome, hope it returns next year.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
Thanks Vanilla Mint Ice that was a cool game. As the most accurate Finals picker* I would like to present you with the Shane Battier award for being a true credit to the game and working harder than anyone else at the expense of your own personal numbers.



*sort of

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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Well this is a surprise! Thank you I accept the award, I guess I have to start liking Mark Jackson now or something.

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