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Hey everyone, I'm a virgin by choice. I have been avoiding sex, although I could I have sex if I wanted to. Multiple women have tried to force me to have sex with them but I'm in great shape and get out of the way before anything too serious happens. No reason why I've never had sex. Anyways, I'm going to go make eggs for breakfast, ciao.
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Jun 3, 2014 14:50
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Wow, so not only are you a fatty, you're a liar too. Do you have any redeeming traits whatsoever?
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Jun 3, 2014 14:50
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That's not a very good manifesto, voted 1
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Jun 3, 2014 14:51
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manifesto or gtfo
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Jun 3, 2014 14:51
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loving bitches won't cook eggs for me, even when I roll up in my Beamer with a fresh dozen, some cheese and a gallon of milk. Just cook me eggs, I see you do it for those pua douchebags, they eat all the eggs, wtf!? Gonna egg the hottest sorority house on campus, just throw a loving dozen eggs at those whores. Maybe not though, because it don't want to spread salmonella ... 
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Jun 3, 2014 15:06
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masturbation counts as sex' a true incel would know this
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Jun 3, 2014 15:08
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I won't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies.
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Jun 3, 2014 15:11
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OP have you tried loving an egg pie? Quiche Lorraine?
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Jun 3, 2014 15:16
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Let's ask the real questions here: are you circumcised? tia
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Jun 3, 2014 15:17
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please dont go crazy and drive by a town of peeople op
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Jun 3, 2014 15:19
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Pls don't kill anyone OP. I mean, other than yourself, obv.
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