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the Squirtle Squad!
im gonna get high as poo poo and write a screenplay

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Bukowski

hammulder
good luck :)

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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Bukowski posted:

good luck :)

thanks! what is the DPPL in your av mean?

Bukowski

hammulder

Illegal Carrot posted:

thanks! what is the DPPL in your av mean?

I dunno but it actually says ddpl so David Duchovny something probably

SIDS Vicious


david duchovny, pretty likeable

something9999
I fully support the op's endeavor.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I would piss on the screenplay before sending it back to you with revisions. The revisions will be mostly pee on your ink.

This is the law of Hollywood.

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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Angry Fish posted:

I would piss on the screenplay before sending it back to you with revisions. The revisions will be mostly pee on your ink.

This is the law of Hollywood.

not enough product placement; adam sandler

SIDS Vicious


adam sandler was on some show on family channel earlier today and you could see from his body language he really regretted being in the family channel show

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Sid Vicious posted:

adam sandler was on some show on family channel earlier today and you could see from his body language he really regretted being in the family channel show

adam sandler hasn't had a career since 2002.

SIDS Vicious


piece of poo poo car

literally this big



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the Squirtle Squad!
it's going to be a sci fi crime movie

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
or should I write a Cthulu screenplay

City of Glompton

Illegal Carrot posted:

it's going to be a sci fi crime movie

yeah!

SIDS Vicious


can i be in it here is my robot impression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6rJjeqTGBI

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Illegal Carrot posted:

or should I write a Cthulu screenplay

A̧̙̮͙̝͔l͚͓͎ͅl̗̦̬͕̕ͅͅ ̴̝͎̮͍ͅh̥̺̥̳̕a͖̰̮͙͚̬͜i͈̟̱̟͠l̺̝̕ ̻̠̺͢t͈͈ͅh̜̺͕͖̖͍̟e̦͕̮͖ ̛̞̬̤̙̠͎͎d̢̺̼̯̪ͅá̺͎͓̤r̺̼̖̗͚k̟̤͚̲n͞e̝̝̮͕̲͉͟òs͎͉̞s̛̤̻̪͓ ͇̫̲͚͔͍̫͝b̳̲͍ͅe̵̗̲͔̻̟̞̳y̴ò̘͕̦̠̺͈͔n̗̬̰̺̫͘d͇͕̫͈͚͍̜ ̞
͞W̱̻̖͝i̙̠̻t͔͠ͅh̟͍͈̺͔̪͔ ͏͖̲̜ͅo͉̮͕uṱ̦̥͖͓̼͖ ̘̦͞o̜r̫̘͉̞̺͝d͓è̱̪̜̦̩̦̫r̲̜.̢̹̱̱
͔͚͙̰̩̬̤

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i bet this screenplay wont suck

Bukowski

hammulder
Sci fi crime sounds good but remember you gotta make it like Fahrenheit 451 i.e a scathing commentary on our times

Maybe about a drunken cop who stumbles on a cult that worships a typewriter I dunno where to go from there but it sounds interesting

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

the sci fi isn't going to be a big part of it tho

SIDS Vicious


im a really good robot

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
write a comedy worthy enough to bring yahoo serious out of retirement

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

CAT BRUSH posted:

write a comedy worthy enough to bring yahoo serious out of retirement

who?

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

the king of comedy

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i always wanted to write a screenplay about a lame ghost who just sucks at being a ghost and all he can do is intentionally misplace keys and make alarms go off late and dumb annoying poo poo like that

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

CAT BRUSH posted:

i bet this screenplay wont suck
is this sarcasm i can't tell

dogcrash truther
stop talking about it and just do it

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Illegal Carrot posted:

is this sarcasm i can't tell

They're always so positive and chill that it is not.

City of Glompton

Illegal Carrot posted:

is this sarcasm i can't tell

I am most genuine, I assure you :) write dat screenplay!

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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

dogcrash truther posted:

stop talking about it and just do it

good old dogdash, always keeping me on the straight and narrow

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