NBA Draft 2014 GDT: #NBANGBUS

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Exum My Dude	12	13.95%
Wiggins Playa	51	59.30%
Parker My Dawg	7	8.14%
I choose the field because I am bitchmade	16	18.60%
Total:	86 votes

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Cash Monet: Apr 5, 2009

R.D. Mangles posted:

i guess the heat have put norris cole On Notice

What's the over/under on teammates that don't know his first name?

# ? Jun 27, 2014 04:58

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 00:16

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

commy gun posted:

What's the over/under on teammates that don't know his first name?

they need to have a guy to scream at when they get rid of mario

# ? Jun 27, 2014 04:58

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Dev Marble drafted, congrats MV.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 04:59

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

God damnit, I stay up for the Pacers pick and they trade it.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:01

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Eltoasto posted:

God damnit, I stay up for the Pacers pick and they trade it.

Yeah, that's the only reason I stayed up too. Ah well.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:03

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

R.D. Mangles posted:

i guess the heat have put norris cole On Notice

They will keep Cole and let someone else sign Chalmers.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:03

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Spacebump posted:

Another example of why players should leave college as soon as they have good projections.

He was never in danger of falling like that but it just hit me that things didn't work out too terribly for Smart. At one point for reasons I don't remember I was thinking he might fall out of the lottery.

e: Now that I think about it I guess it was just reading people talk all year about how dumb he was for going back to Oklahoma State this year.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:03

E2M2: Mar 2, 2007; Ain't No Thang.

Surprised Warriors didn't do anything. If course they couldn't buy a pick Like in previous years

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:03

hellzno: Jan 15, 2008; Primo

Our Kawhi Leonard lol

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:04

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Lasagna Pilot posted:

They will keep Cole and let someone else sign Chalmers.

they will still refer to cole and all other point guards as mario when they yell at them

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:04

Kewpuh: Oct 22, 2003; when i dip you dip we dip

Probably Magic posted:

Russ Smith isn't a bad pick, IMO, but I'm more forgiving of Louisville than a lot of people on this board not named Kewpuh.

The cool part is that we're going to be hosting an exhibition game between the Pelicans and the Heat at the Yum center so if they let him play that would be pretty amazing

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:04

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Bill Simmons: "well, let's talk winners and losers. The Celtics and Lakers..."

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:05

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Yes we were all talking about how Marcus Smart was one of the 3 best players. Sure guy.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:06

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I was paying so little attention I didn't notice the Lakers bought the Wizards pick.

drat look at those loser Brooklyn fans leaving early . . . . .. . .. . . . . .

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:07

chunkles: Aug 14, 2005; i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

clever scorer who has question marks about his ability to play defense, no worries since he won't be asked to on the rockets

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:07

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

That was a good pick. Jefferson should've gone sooner.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:07

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I stepped away for a few minutes. What happened with the Pacers' pick?

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:08

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

i love the sixers can we all pony up a couple million and buy them and make hivemind decisions

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:08

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

SeannieDarko posted:

I stepped away for a few minutes. What happened with the Pacers' pick?

We traded it to the Knicks. Probably just sold it for cash because why improve the team.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:08

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

RIP James McAdoo

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:11

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Eltoasto posted:

We traded it to the Knicks. Probably just sold it for cash because why improve the team.

Of course they loving did that.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:13

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

Did the Nets buy like 3 2nd rounders?

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:13

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

"As it turns out, Philadelphia never made a run at Cleveland's No. 1 overall pick, league sources tell Yahoo."

Oh, good to know

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:14

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I am pleased with the Mavs drafting Tyson Chandler twice

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:15

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Good draft for Charlotte and certainly the all-around best they've had in a while. Throw in the honeycomb court reveal and today ruled pretty hard.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:15

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

R.D. Mangles posted:

they need to have a guy to scream at when they get rid of mario

I'm guessing they'll just call him during timeouts and leave angry yelling voicemails.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:22

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Terry Glenn posted:

Thunder Players not on rookie deals: Russ, KD, Serge, Perk, Collison, and Thabeet.

Thunder players on rookie deals: The other 7 guys, many of whom may have no basketball skills at all.

I dunno about this guys.

You can't say someone doesn't have basketball skills when scotty refuses to put them on the court because he likes to play derrick fisher (can't believe his reign of terror is finally over!!!!!!!!!!).

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:32

Libertine: Jun 21, 2004; When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

morestuff posted:

RIP James McAdoo

Biggest mock draft bust of all time.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:36

chunkles: Aug 14, 2005; i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

morestuff posted:

RIP James McAdoo

never stay in school*

*unless you're marcus smart and shove a fan i guess

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:37

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Libertine posted:

Biggest mock draft bust of all time.

#3 overall pick 2011

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:38

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Metapod posted:

You can't say someone doesn't have basketball skills when scotty refuses to put them on the court because he likes to play derrick fisher (can't believe his reign of terror is finally over!!!!!!!!!!).

Oh no... It's just beginning...

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:57

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

Finally got to the end of the thread:

I have two theories about Bruno Cabloco

First theory is that it is done more for marketing reasons than basketball reasons. 100+ million Brazilians ready to buy Raptors jerseys makes more sense than some magical hidden talent in Cabloco.

But of course, if they wanted to do that, they could just get a free agent or someone in the second round.

So I have to go with theory number 2: Rob Ford has contacts in the Raptors, and has already sewn up 20 kilograms of cocaine somewhere in Cabloco's torso. Which would explain the wildly varying estimates of Cabloco's weight.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:57

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Did the Heat trade for Naiper ever get announced on the podium?

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:58

Halfling Wizard Bear: Oct 12, 2003; I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.

Connelly said they are gonna bring Nurkic over this season, so either Mozgov or JaVale (yeah right) get moved or there's gonna be a lot of competition for minutes at the 5.

# ? Jun 27, 2014 05:59

MOVIE MAJICK: Jan 4, 2012; by Pragmatica

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MOVIE MAJICK fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Jun 27, 2014

# ? Jun 27, 2014 07:01

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

WYA was that stuff not true? Bad source or something?

I want to laugh into my grave because he's an actual good player somehow

wanna get me a Caboclo jersey before he turns into an all-star

# ? Jun 27, 2014 07:09

MOVIE MAJICK: Jan 4, 2012; by Pragmatica

EvanTH posted:

WYA was that stuff not true? Bad source or something?

I want to laugh into my grave because he's an actual good player somehow

wanna get me a Caboclo jersey before he turns into an all-star

I put it in the N/V thread

# ? Jun 27, 2014 07:16

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 00:16

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

WYA posted:

I put it in the N/V thread

hell yeah i want it all to be true

# ? Jun 27, 2014 07:17

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