whoopie goldberg is in the new ninja turtles movie

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Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

she says, "is there anything else i can help you with?" lmbo!

# ? Aug 20, 2014 14:53

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:35

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the ninja turtles have nostrils now what the gently caress is up with that

# ? Aug 20, 2014 14:54

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say what you will about my generation but by god our ninja turtles did not have creepy loving nostrils

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:00

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

relax it's TJUST A MASK!

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Kayle7 posted:

relax it's TJUST A MASK!

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:02

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so loving triggered right now

by turtle nostrils

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:03

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hey cowabunga dude i'm michaelangelo the pizza-loving goofball from your youth NO gently caress YOU I'M LORD loving VOLDEMORT WITH GREEN SKIN AND I WILL DRAG YOUR SOUL INTO THE ABYSS AND RAPE IT WITH MY TURTLE DICK WHICH PROBABLY HAS CREEPY NOSTRILS TOO

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:07

weird: by zen death robot

did you ever see that late 90s ninja turtles movie where they were just guys in green facepaint ?

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

apt gangbang posted:

did you ever see that late 90s ninja turtles movie where they were just guys in green facepaint ?

I think that might have been a porn that you watched

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:14

weird: by zen death robot

it had Andrew dice clay as Raphael

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:34

weird: by zen death robot

all of the advertising was about how he was starring in it, they tried really hard to cash in on his marquee value

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:38

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apt gangbang posted:

it had Andrew dice clay as Raphael

apt gangbang posted:

all of the advertising was about how he was starring in it, they tried really hard to cash in on his marquee value

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001048/#actor

http://www.imdb.com/find?q=ninja+turtles&s=all

:shrug:

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:42

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can we please get this thread back on track i believe we were discussing nostrils

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:44

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

Jett posted:

can we please get this thread back on track i believe we were discussing nostrils

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:45

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

Whoopi Goldbergs Nostrils

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

whoopi goldberg don't have no eyebrows

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:52

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Kayle7 posted:

Whoopi Goldbergs Nostrils

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:53

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 16:03

Looke

lmao she could totally be my mum if she wanted to

# ? Aug 20, 2014 16:14

vapoursquid: none other

your generations turtles probably all asphyxiated

# ? Aug 20, 2014 16:56

tao of lmao

guinan shows up in ninja turtles to dispense sage advice from an all-seeing perspective.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:27

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vapoursquid posted:

your generations turtles probably all asphyxiated

they were mouth-breathers which made them relatable

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:36

vapoursquid: none other

Jett posted:

which made them relatable

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:42

Looke

kawabungaaaaaaaaaaa pizza time

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:45

GoodbyeTurtles

Looke posted:

kawabungaaaaaaaaaaa pizza time

i dont remember this episode of the cartoon

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:47

Looke

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

i dont remember this episode of the cartoon

it was a really good one

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:48

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Looke posted:

kawabungaaaaaaaaaaa pizza time

Not an accurate anatomical drawing :ughh:

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:54

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the nostril lobbyists control the media, that's what we're witnessing here

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:59

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

The plot of Sister Act but the turtles become choir-singing nuns too. In one scene Raphael's huge turtle dick unfurls from under his habit. That's like a running gag. They always have to roll up their dicks. The only one who knows is Whoopie.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 18:14