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smoobles

my dog doesn't know how to clean his own dick. i had to take him to the vet because his dick was stuck out and wouldn't go back in.

the vet basically said "your dog is super dumb and doesn't clean his dick like a normal dog, so he's got a dirty dick"

the vet cleaned it out ($60!!!!!!!) and then we went home. we didn't speak a word on the drive, it was super awkward.

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Just Burgs

You're a dirty dog dick.

Stoic Commie

by XyloJW
$60 dogbeezy

Stormfang1502

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
He's never going to learn if you don't show him how!

Pillow Clerk
OP, this is a disagreeable topic to broach w/ your dog, but youre going to have to get it outin the open eventually. the sooner the better. good luck.

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mycophobia
lol xpost FAILURE

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