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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bo-Pepper posted:

my dick is like a std dowsing rod it's all boop beep boop that dame is nasty



like, maybe she doesn't have a penis?

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El Spider

whoever edited the first page did good

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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

Los Lobos posted:

whoever edited the first page did good

Salmiakki


Los Lobos posted:

whoever edited the first page did good

:tipshat:

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

ZeroCount


Bo-Pepper posted:

my dick is like a std dowsing rod it's all boop beep boop that dame is nasty



Me: im sorry babe this doesnt normally happen I think you might be some sort of slut, let me consult with Whizznor the Wise before we go any further
*frantically feeds pennies into automatic fortunetelling machine sitting next to the bed*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Los Lobos posted:

whoever edited the first page did good

Rando

by Fluffdaddy
Hey why am I suddenly getting PMs about blow jobs?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Rando posted:

I am pleased that I am suddenly getting PMs about blow jobs because I love penises and want them in my mouth

whoa, dude, slow down

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

Rando posted:

Hey why am I suddenly getting PMs about blow jobs?

these pretzels are making me thirsty

FluffieDuckie

Rando posted:

Hey why am I suddenly getting PMs about blow jobs?

sorry i thought you were dtf


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Rando

by Fluffdaddy

FluffieDuckie posted:

sorry i thought you were dtf

Well yeah but oral's out.

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Salmiakki


k im bored ill continue later

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ty cat dynamite

google THIS

by and large I prefer a martini opposition to a cosmopolitan opposition

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Luvcow posted:

i was gonna post a pic of me laying on the ground naked in the eautiful french countryside but decided against it

My posts are all unaltered :shrug:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Luvcow posted:

My posts are all unaltered :shrug:

the unaltered posts are where the magic happens

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

the unaltered posts are where the magic happens

It's like looking through those glasses from "They Live"

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Thank you.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Rando posted:

Well yeah but oral's out.

You're a dick suckin machine!

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Looke

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
That's haram friend.

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hohhat
All the Islamic fundamentalists on the forum are gonna be mad. :ohdear:

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:


pbuh

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


yo man say what you want about muhammed dude looks like he's happy

google THIS

Bo-Pepper posted:

yo man say what you want about muhammed dude looks like he's happy

He's facin toward Mecca, paintin indigo, sippin on infidel blood
Laid back (with his mind on his Monet and his Monet on his mind)

ulvir


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



whoa. tsm

google THIS

pbus

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


The Taint Reaper posted:

The Taint Reaper

dogcrash truther

Subtle

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