Tonight I saw Dave Pirner at First Ave

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Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

I tried to get his attention after the show so I could get a picture, but he was whisked away backstage.

Share your best Dave Pirner stories itt.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 07:14

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 07:51

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

dave pirner tried to kiss me

I said "mr. pirner you are a married man!" and he just said "what mrs. pirner don't know won't hurt her"

# ? Mar 4, 2019 07:35

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Dave Pirner sh-sh-sh-sh-shoved me down a flight of stairs.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 07:50

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

Who?

# ? Mar 4, 2019 07:57

Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

504 posted:

Who?

David Anthony Pirner is an American songwriter, singer, and producer best known as the lead vocalist and frontman for the alternative rock band Soul Asylum.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 11:04

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Once I asked Dave Pirner who he was and he replied:

Pitdragon posted:

David Anthony Pirner is an American songwriter, singer, and producer best known as the lead vocalist and frontman for the alternative rock band Soul Asylum.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 11:06

cnut: May 3, 2016

Dave Peener

# ? Mar 4, 2019 11:08

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

Soul Asylum eh? Missed the chance to get an autograph worth $17

# ? Mar 4, 2019 11:28

EdwardSwifferhands: Apr 27, 2008; I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

Did he try to get you to join the grave dancers union?

# ? Mar 4, 2019 12:08

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I once saw Dave Pirner get a 10 piece McNuggets and fill the bottom 3rd of the container with a mixture of ranch dressing and honey, then use straws as chopsticks to fish the nuggets out of the sauce.
When he was done, he left a $5 tip at the table. At least I think he thought that's what he was doing. I don't know, exactly, since it was at a McDonalds.

A homeless woman took the 5 spot and bought some coffee with it and proclaimed "That'll do the laundry!" as she got her change, so in the end I suppose it all worked out.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:14

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

I saw Dave Pirner in the parking lot of a Piggly Wiggly and I said "Hey Mike!" He said "I'm David Anthony Pirner an American songwriter, singer, and producer best known as the lead vocalist and frontman for the alternative rock band Soul Asylum."

I told him he looked just like my friend Mike but he probably gets that all the time.

Yes, I ripped that off a C&H comic.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 16:10

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

we sucked each other off in a dairy queen

# ? Mar 4, 2019 16:38

Tane: Feb 27, 2005

"soul asylum" sounds like some generic late 90s bullshit and Im not going to listen to any to see if I'm wrong

# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:20

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Pitdragon posted:

David Anthony Pirner is an American songwriter, singer, and producer best known as the lead vocalist and frontman for the alternative rock band Soul Asylum.

aw no noooooo no sweet baby they're gonna eta you alive in hollywood
you're definitely gonna end up doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XscvE8iudhg&t=46s

# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:32

Pube Factory: Jun 10, 2001; Pretty much the only thing I'm good at is growing these beautiful, thick pubes

Tane posted:

"soul asylum" sounds like some generic late 90s bullshit and Im not going to listen to any to see if I'm wrong

you're probably thinking of collective soul. soul asylum were generic early 90s bullshit.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:21

Pube Factory: Jun 10, 2001; Pretty much the only thing I'm good at is growing these beautiful, thick pubes

i saw soul asylum when i was like 12 or 13 and they were opening for matchbox 20. some chicks in the row in front of me were dancing and kept turning around trying to get the audience going but no one was really interested. i think everyone was just kind of waiting around to see matchbox 20, lol

# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:27

Gay Weed Dad: Jul 12, 2016; cool dude, flyin' high

I didn't know who Dave Pirner was when I began reading and after checking Wikipedia I still only have a vague notion. With this said, I figured I'd tell you a cool story about meeting someone people might actually know; Bob Backlund! In 1995 my father had taken me to the St. Patrick's day parade in Hartford and I recognized Bob from the TV- he shook my hand, thanked me for being a fan and rejoined his place in the parade. If you'd prefer to tell this story as though it were your own OP I am okay with it but please pay homage to me by saying something like "In 1995 my GAY father.."

# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:34

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

In 1995 I was in a gay pride parade in Hartford. Really strutting my stuff, when I saw this total beefcake in the crowd and I just knew I had to add another notch to my already impressive world championship pole smoking belt that I was wearing for the parade that day, so I sauntered over to him when his stupid little poo poo stepped between us.
I tried to get around him and really get a submission hold on my new sparring partner, but I just couldn't avoid him, and I could tell I needed to deal with him before I could win my no-holds-barred title fight with his old man, later. So I did the best I could among the noise of the crowd and leaned down to tell the kid "Hi to your big sexy dad"...but I think he mis-heard me, because I never heard anything about a potential rematch. I left heartbroken that I couldn't take ALL comers that day. Stupid bastard kids.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:49