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Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

pixaal posted:

Look you just set up a virtual machine and install whatever OS you want but then you have to give it like no resources (2GB of RAM, windows 8.1, single core) then open up the nastiest porn and shock images you can find. Now suspend the VM so you can quickly boot it back to it's current state without having to go through a boot screen.

When you get a scam call play along until they remote in. Have them remote into the VM of horror and act like it's perfectly normal.

There are a ton of things that can run VMs, so I'll let you figure that part out, I recommend just installing the Hyper-V role if you have Windows 10 professional as it's going to be the easiest to work with. If you have no idea what a VM is, you can think of it like an emulator but an entire computer. It's not actually emulating something but you can sure as hell just treat it like that.

There is (intentionally) no way to get back to the host (your actual computer) from the VM unless you specifically allow it. You can watch all the fine by opening the console, if you do this please record both video (the screen) and audio (the phone) if it is legal to do so in your location.

I actually somewhat use VMs for a living and while this is a great idea I don't really have the funnyman abilities to make it work like how people on twitch or YouTube do it. But I do have a junk laptop I use for outside of work so I might give it a spin and see where it goes. This is of course I have a day off from work and they call me on those times.

e- Fixed an error I am not stupid to use a junk work computer on a scammer. Phone posting.

Katamari Democracy fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Mar 9, 2019

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I get a call from random local numbers every morning around 9 am with a recording talking about my credit card or car warrantee or whatever bullshit scam they are running. I've been blocking the numbers, is there anything else I can really do?

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Katamari Democracy posted:

I actually somewhat use VMs for a living and while this is a great idea I don't really have the funnyman abilities to make it work like how people on twitch or YouTube do it. But I do have a junk laptop I use for work so I might give it a spin and see where it goes. This is of course I have a day off from work and they call me on those times.

Unfortunately they will open the dev man first thing to check for HyperV or VMWare hardware so even the YouTube guys seem don't seem to get the same yield they used to.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Light Gun Man posted:

I get a call from random local numbers every morning around 9 am with a recording talking about my credit card or car warrantee or whatever bullshit scam they are running. I've been blocking the numbers, is there anything else I can really do?

That's what we are cooking up in this thread. Welcome.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Colonel Cancer posted:

I support the scam farms from historically downtrodden nations like India. They are just claiming back what you stole from them.

*doffs pith helmet, waxes mustache*

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Light Gun Man posted:

I get a call from random local numbers every morning around 9 am with a recording talking about my credit card or car warrantee or whatever bullshit scam they are running. I've been blocking the numbers, is there anything else I can really do?

hello! this is your credit card service. we have been trying to reach you in regards to your account and this your final chance to take advantage of low rates on your automotive insurance

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Light Gun Man posted:

I get a call from random local numbers every morning around 9 am with a recording talking about my credit card or car warrantee or whatever bullshit scam they are running. I've been blocking the numbers, is there anything else I can really do?

Not block them.

That isn't their actual number they are spoofing the caller ID because the callback number is just whatever the caller set it to.

By blocking them you are actually blocking someone else and not preventing them from calling you again since they'll just claim to be another number. The most common is to try and use a number close to yours since a lot of people bought phones as a family so got 4 sequential numbers.

I get scam calls all the time that come up as "mom". Thankfully she now texts me before calling so it just goes to voicemail if I didn't get a text.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
My mom, dad, and I had a conversation with my grandmother on my father's side that basically went along the lines of. . .

Microsoft is never going to call you and ask for your information.
Your bank is never going to call you and ask for your information.
The Police are never going to call you and ask for your information.
The CRA are never going to call you and ask for your information.
The Phone company is never going to call you and ask for your information.
DON'T GIVE OUT INFORMATION OVER THE PHONE TO PEOPLE WHO CALL YOU!

We had to do this after I was visiting, talking to my grandfather, and I heard my grandmother on the phone giving the person on the other end of the line her information (address, phone number :v: birthday, account number. . . ). I shouted across the room, "Stop telling them stuff, hang up the phone! They're scammers!" but she she was being asked questions, so she was required by social conventions to answer them. I had to walk over and hit the button to end the call before she gave them her pin numbers. Even after I explained that her bank has a literal advertised policy that they will never call you and ask you for information, she still didn't believe me that it was a scam.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I mean I'm ok with just no one calling me, it's only scammers or my boss anyway.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Mozi posted:

hello! this is your credit card service. we have been trying to reach you in regards to your account and this your final chance to take advantage of low rates on your automotive insurance

Hello! This is VISA MASTERCARD, as you may have heard VISA and MASTERCARD have merged. We had an issue with our server and have incomplete information it shows here that your credit card has a balance of $182,000, this seems rather high and I can look into it if you give me your full credit card number, security code, and your social. If you do not the balance will be due immediately as you are over your credit limit.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
:smuggo: sorry scam robot i have actual IRS problems and don't need your scam ones as well

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


If you say "yes" they will record it and use it to agree to things. Since it's your actual voice it's legally binding!

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Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

pixaal posted:

If you say "yes" they will record it and use it to agree to things. Since it's your actual voice it's legally binding!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klGWvRsLQKU

Yes!

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