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I just bought the rights to assholesanonymous™ pay me bitches!
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Just me parking at Wal Mart on a Saturday afternoon. NBD follow my insta 
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Jun 6, 2019 04:19
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Assholesanusymous
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Jun 6, 2019 04:20
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I’m working on a mascot for SAA, what animal most embodies stupid assholery
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Jun 6, 2019 04:22
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homo sapiens sapiens
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Woodpeckers are assholes
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Ugh who parks in the handicap spots when the fire lane is right in front of the door
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Jun 6, 2019 07:52
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I link goatse without nsw tags and yes I know this is extremely old hat.
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free hubcaps posted:I’m working on a mascot for SAA, what animal most embodies stupid assholery these things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
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Jun 6, 2019 09:08
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yoi goit goised
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Jun 6, 2019 09:30
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I leave toast crumbs mixed in with the butter.
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“My name? You want me to tell you my name? You know i walked by here and saw the sign and I honestly couldn’t resist. The hypocrisy of an organization that calls itself ‘anonymous’ yet still flagellates the idea that we should go around and say our names at the ‘anonymous’ meeting. I mean I couldn’t resist, it’s a blatant contradiction that the first thing you do in an anonymous group is say your name to a room of people with smart phones and facebook accounts. So anyways I figured even if we didn’t do the name thing I would get some free coffee and donuts and apple slices. I hope you guys don’t mind, I couldn’t get enough dip on one apple slice so I kind of used two to make a little scoop to get more dip into my mouth. Anyways my name is “Cocknuts McButtingfuck” and if anyone wants to join me at the bar across the street I’m gonna pound a couple bottles of vintage wine and chicken wings, and we can exchange pleasantries  because I know everyone is sensitive about this being an rear end in a top hat thing. If anyone asks I am not the guy double parked with the “my other rear end in a top hat is a vagina” bumper sticker and yes you can still drive that car with a boot on it so no worries” 
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Jun 6, 2019 15:38
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what’s the big deal with car ?
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Jun 6, 2019 15:46
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Hey buddy, look, if I gotta submit to a higher power it’s gonna be Dionysus, the god of wine, because that poo poo really mellows me the gently caress out. You know, it’s like social lubricant and if there’s any way I’m gonna beat this assholeism it’s gonna be through the lord god, Dionysus. All praises be. 
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Jun 6, 2019 18:03
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redm posted:these things Balding middle aged office drones?
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Jun 6, 2019 18:59
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Weka posted:Balding middle aged office drones? ye
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Jun 6, 2019 19:58
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Well you now what they say, you are what you eat 
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don't call me a pussy
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