The incel community is going to love it.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 16:39 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:21 |
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Have you seen gameplay footage for the VR games Blood Trail or Blade & Sorcery? We already have VR murder simulators.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 16:55 |
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Are there any VR fighting games? The only first-person tournament fighter I can think of was for the Atari Jaguar.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 16:58 |
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Gorn is a pretty good one. I damaged a light fixture playing it.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 17:54 |
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This movie was loving horrendous. Liu kang - looked loving awesome Sonya- looked good,too friendly though Jax-ehh Kabal - looked awesone,sounded like frank reynolds Raiden- looked like a loving idiot Shang tsung - looked even worse Goro - ehh Scorpion - ehh Sub zero - ehh You loving wasted time putting loving nitara in this loving thing? Reptile - lame Kano - meh,also if his eye is magic why did it spark like it was electric? Kung lao - looked great Reiko - looked nothing like him but at least he looked mortal kombat esque Boring man - the most boring man who ever lived,even his power ranger suit was boring. A movie so horribly directed that boring mans suit (that can take direct hits from goro) has folds in it like it’s a loving £10 kids halloween costume from wish.com Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Oct 16, 2021 |
# ? Oct 16, 2021 01:50 |
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For real, after watching it I was like, "Well that sucked but there were a few things I liked" but by now thinking about the sucky parts has annoyed me enough that I wouldn't even look up the good parts on Youtube. Just a complete waste.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 08:19 |
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I’m mostly confounded by how much they got in their own way. People wanted dynamic and well-choreographed fight scenes linked by a pretty simple mythology. Instead, they gave us a bunch of tedious new lore surrounding an original character nobody is invested in, and pinned the whole movie on him. They already had Sonya and Jax as outsider exposition robots if they needed them. And they already had a way more interesting central conflict: Scorpion and Sub-Zero. They got Hiroyuki Sanada as Scorpion and the dude is in like 3 scenes. He should’ve been front and center.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 09:47 |
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Yeah they had an open goal for a great movie,perfect looking liu kang,decent Sonya and Jax,great looking Kung lao. And instead we got…incrompehensible fight scenes where not a single punch or kick matters and a story centered on a main character who if you told me he was green screened in and never actually interacted with the other actors i’d believe you. Scene : Jax is Mortally wounded on a makeshift bed,his arms have been damaged beyond repair and he looks like he could pass away at any moment,sonya is upset. And what does the main character do when he sees this horrible sight? He leans against the wall like he’s waiting for his dinner to be handed to him.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 11:52 |
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Xealot posted:I’m mostly confounded by how much they got in their own way. People wanted dynamic and well-choreographed fight scenes linked by a pretty simple mythology. Same with Joe Taslim. I wad very excited when he was announced as Sub-Zero, and I was fully on-board with him as Shang Tsung's primary assassin. They had an ice-themed Terminator on their hands and completely wasted him.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 12:03 |
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The movie would have been an hour and a half shorter if sub zero had just walked up to the main character at the diner and killed him. Instead he made it snow (??)and threw snowballs(??)and then stood still and let him get away before fighting Jax(??)
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 12:11 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:The movie would have been an hour and a half shorter if sub zero had just walked up to the main character at the diner and killed him. Yeah I remember that scene cracking me up where like here’s this powerful ice god and he’s lightly throwing snowballs at the hood of his car.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 15:13 |
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The_Rob posted:Yeah I remember that scene cracking me up where like here’s this powerful ice god and he’s lightly throwing snowballs at the hood of his car. Yeah let’s not have any of these outlandish characters do anything inventive with their skills,subzero could be throwing ice shurikens or breaking through walls after freezing them,freezing the ground to make people lose their footing. Nope. Anyway i’m done whingeing i think i whinged enough.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 15:48 |
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Cacator posted:Gorn is a pretty good one. I damaged a light fixture playing it.
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# ? Oct 17, 2021 14:16 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:
Raiden acted like a disillusioned little league coach that just wants to get back to working on his car, of course maybe if he could just choose earth's greatest warriors instead of adhering to an arbitrary Born This Way system to lootbox you exactly one random x-men power. Dollars to donuts the sequel goes Kole Someguy's precocious daughter has an ancient power locked away inside her that is the key to everything and she defeats Shao Kahn with the power of love that makes him explode into a cloud of butterflies. X JAKK fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Oct 17, 2021 |
# ? Oct 17, 2021 14:22 |
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So the baby is the one who does a babality?
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 20:26 |
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I’ve never written a script to a movie but i swear to god i’d do one for Mk2021 and it would be better.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 21:42 |
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MK has some many iconic levels. The set pieces in this movie suuuuucked *ends movie with a fight on a frozen loving mma gym*
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 01:23 |
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Azubah posted:So the baby is the one who does a babality? Its like the end of Ernest Scared Stupid except played super grim serious
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 01:37 |
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X JAKK posted:Dollars to donuts the sequel goes Kole Someguy's precocious daughter has an ancient power locked away inside her that is the key to everything and she defeats Shao Kahn with the power of love that makes him explode into a cloud of butterflies. This would be legitimately better than both this film and the ending of MK11
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 04:49 |
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Miss Mowcher posted:MK has some many iconic levels. The set pieces in this movie suuuuucked There were iconic locations like the barn Sonya's house Sonya's house redone to look like the MC's house
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 04:59 |
If it was more than its about 85 minute run time I'd have been a lot more offended, but it hardly wastes any time on it's crappy stuff and just kinda keeps rolling. Why was there an omniscient third party ring announcer only the audience can hear? Who knows and who cares. The Hat fatality was great.
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 23:04 |
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no one can convince me that this move wouldn't be improved by excising cole and making this a Kung Lao / Liu Kang buddy movie
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 00:47 |
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well why not posted:no one can convince me that this move wouldn't be improved by excising cole and making this a Kung Lao / Liu Kang buddy movie For real, the guy that played Kung Lao loving ruled and they gave Liu Kang some good background too. Cole's background was "guy who sucks at fighting" lol For the sequel if they're going to keep Cole just have Lewis Tan also play Johnny Cage but then have one of them die in a stunt gone wrong or something and just have Lewis Tan be full on ego maniac Johnny Cage.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 01:26 |
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Lewis Tan has a pretty good sense of humor, can sell larger-than-life or slightly absurd characters. Why they had to make him into a mumbly, down-on-his-luck Rocky type, I'll never know. He'd have been a great Johnny Cage, another tragedy of this wasted opportunity of a movie.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 01:42 |
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Just forget this movie existed (like the one before it and for some people the one before that) just do a really big silly armageddon movie. And no loving family drama,just set up a big bad and his mcguffin everyone wants and everyone fights for it. Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Oct 20, 2021 |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:09 |
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Neo Rasa posted:For real, the guy that played Kung Lao loving ruled and they gave Liu Kang some good background too. Cole's background was "guy who sucks at fighting" lol Cole should die in the first 5 minutes from falling down a well while trying to catch a football, Scorpion pops up above it and shakes his head in shame, nobody talks about him ever again.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:16 |
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Give him the oberyn treatment,via sheeva.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:19 |
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There’s already family drama in MK going back to MK1 and the brothers Sub Zero *and* Scorpion losing his family. If you want to start with “new” characters an audience doesn’t feel like they need 30 years of game experience to know you have Jacqui and Cassie.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:05 |
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One thing Mortal Kombat has no lack of is characters, especially since they all refuse to stay dead.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 18:33 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:There’s already family drama in MK going back to MK1 and the brothers Sub Zero *and* Scorpion losing his family. If you want to start with “new” characters an audience doesn’t feel like they need 30 years of game experience to know you have Jacqui and Cassie. Hell, you've even got Takeda as Scorpion's student/ward/kinda adoptive son. It's such an obvious fit that for the longest time I thought Cole would turn out to be Takeda, but nope just full on Original Character Do Not Steal.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 22:40 |
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Between the live action and animated movies, I wish the adaptations would just simplify it and gradually add characters and story like the games did. MK1 had 10 characters (including the non-playables), and was a tournament on an island. That's perfectly fine for a movie, especially if you're setting up sequels. Characters who join in the sequels can be background in the first one and then left behind, like how Jax was in the 1995 movie for a minute. Every time they adapt it, they shoehorn in characters and story elements from later games. I'd much rather they pull the curtain back on the lore by layers than present it all up front, and introduce characters organically.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 23:36 |
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sticklefifer posted:Between the live action and animated movies, I wish the adaptations would just simplify it and gradually add characters and story like the games did. MK1 had 10 characters (including the non-playables), and was a tournament on an island. That's perfectly fine for a movie, especially if you're setting up sequels. Characters who join in the sequels can be background in the first one and then left behind, like how Jax was in the 1995 movie for a minute. Every time they adapt it, they shoehorn in characters and story elements from later games. I'd much rather they pull the curtain back on the lore by layers than present it all up front, and introduce characters organically. Ah, but you see then the director and writers would be transcribing someone else's story and not putting their stamp on it! I agree with you but that's how this is usually spun. I think because games are closer to movies than books or comic books are - since, you know, games move.
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 03:03 |
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Not sure if it's been posted.....but it does sound like a sequel is in the works.....which rocks.....because I really liked the 2021 version. May as well use the new Mortal Kombat 1(2) to promote it. https://collider.com/mortal-kombat-2-cast-crew-production-status/ RestingB1tchFace fucked around with this message at 00:23 on May 26, 2023 |
# ? May 26, 2023 00:21 |
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Someone in casting really liked Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
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# ? May 26, 2023 00:47 |
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Karl Urban as Johnny Cage certainly is a choice. I'd trust him to somehow pull it off, though. Personally I was pretty mid on the 2021 movie, mostly because they just spent so much time on the largely uninteresting original character do not steal guy. Still though, they do have enough raw talent to make for fun fight scenes, so cautious optimism it is. e: Decided to rewatch it while it's still on prime and Kano remains the absolute best part . Hope they'll keep that tone in mind going forwards. Perestroika fucked around with this message at 09:31 on May 26, 2023 |
# ? May 26, 2023 08:44 |
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Perestroika posted:
It's hard for me now to imagine Karl Urban not bringing some of that rugged The Boys charm, so yeah. He really should be Kano again, though. Just pop up with no explanation, all "Hi, I'm Kano!" and nobody acknowledging that Kano died or looks different now. And then continue the trend of Kano being the best character.
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# ? May 26, 2023 09:40 |
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John Noble as Kano's dad. Or Kano from the future.
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:50 |
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Kano hasn’t been revealed for MK1 yet and I’m kinda hoping we get the 2021 film version
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# ? May 27, 2023 02:24 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:21 |
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Karl Urban is great and I think he would be a good Johnny Cage. Just be sure that he leans into the goofy aspects of Cage before you learn that oh hey, he actually is one of the best fighters in the world.
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# ? May 27, 2023 02:28 |