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nut posted:*whispers to his friend daryl* how do i say, "i'm going to house some loving breadsticks friend-o" in italian What'd you just say you were gonna do to my friend Bobby Breadsticks, pal? |
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cda posted:Fondly remembering a time when a thread like this would have gotten lots of angry responses from people saying it engages in Italian stereotypes, while sitting in this old Italian Cafe, pressing my thumb and middle finger together in a gesture of appreciation for the cannoli lmao |
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Nov 20, 2019 20:57
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so my cousin called me a mange cake last week and i ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i know, i know, but he's family!
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Nov 20, 2019 21:01
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that guido over there is fat lip sal. we call him fat lip sal because after his 50th birthday he started to get botox injections |
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Nov 20, 2019 21:08
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been renting an audi all week so I can drive to various italian places around town and drink tiny espressos incognito. almost like im one of them
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El Spider posted:almost like im one of them time to baptise this marone in marinara and make him a made man i think
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Nov 20, 2019 23:25
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I'm standing over the pot of sauce in Nonna's Kitchen Authentic Italian Trattoria and about to dip one of my balls into the bubbling liquid and smileing really big, when suddenly wee man attaches a small shrimp onto the end of my dick and I panic and fall onto the bread bust of ron jeremy and majke out with it
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Nov 20, 2019 23:43
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El Spider posted:I'm standing over the pot of sauce in Nonna's Kitchen Authentic Italian Trattoria and about to dip one of my balls into the bubbling liquid and smileing really big, when suddenly wee man attaches a small shrimp onto the end of my dick and I panic and fall onto the bread bust of ron jeremy and majke out with it |
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Nov 21, 2019 22:02
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*whispers* gabagool |
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Nov 21, 2019 22:07
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Mya good friend Mario coming home from prison. Hea did time for divorcing his wife, may she rest in peace. |
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Nov 22, 2019 00:10
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'Eeeeeeyyyyy! A beeba da boppa da! ' 'Ey Tony, Boppa da beepa da!' 'Naaaah, Sal, ya meepa da soapa da! Si quanda la moppa da reepa da!'
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Nov 22, 2019 05:19
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shoutout to everyone with a 2nd or 3rd generation italian american dad whose exposure to the Culture consisted of him mixing together two different flavors of jarred sauce and watching the Godfather trilogy through Thanksgiving dinner.
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Nov 22, 2019 05:20
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:shoutout to everyone with a 2nd or 3rd generation italian american dad whose exposure to the Culture consisted of him mixing together two different flavors of jarred sauce and watching the fixed it |
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Nov 22, 2019 05:27
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i was at a work lunch this past month with some new clients - they showed us this cool little italian luncheon at lunch. we were talking and this guy gave the other guy poo poo for ordering toasted bread - "why would you get fresh bread and then just toast it after and ruin it" like getting a steak done well-done to him, i guess? anyways this dude was like "how you know its even fresh bread, could have been sitting in the basement for weeks" - "with an italian mobster just laid over the stack" and i was like "for seasoning" fin |
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Nov 22, 2019 05:43
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:'Eeeeeeyyyyy! A beeba da boppa da! ' Sitting around the old italian traffic jam
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Nov 22, 2019 13:28
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Youa knowa that show, Bananas in Pajamas, that the children enjoy? I'm making Italian version. Iya call it Paninis in Linguine. |
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Nov 26, 2019 02:08
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"It's a nice little Italian cafe you got here, be a shame if anything happened to it! And I mean that. It's a nice place... And it would absolutely be a shame, if anything... and I mean ANYTHING, were to happen to it. Youse unnerstand me?" I say to myself in the mirror, eliciting angry stares and mutterings. I would eat elsewhere, that day... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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El Spider posted:I'm standing over the pot of sauce in Nonna's Kitchen Authentic Italian Trattoria and about to dip one of my balls into the bubbling liquid and smileing really big, when suddenly wee man attaches a small shrimp onto the end of my dick and I panic and fall onto the bread bust of ron jeremy and majke out with it
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Nov 26, 2019 05:30
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This old Italian cafe is so broke their cannoli come from a can! |
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Nov 26, 2019 05:38
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found this place with an internet search. it gets great reviews on badda-Bing |
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Nov 26, 2019 13:16
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manager speaking to waiter while showing the new 2-for-1 cannoli special added to menu: i want you to make them an offer they can't refuse
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Nov 26, 2019 13:23
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sitting around an old italian cafe, explaining fps to these absolute morons
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Nov 26, 2019 16:39
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realizing that the old italian cafe was converted to a starbucks due to all of the french pastries, but the nod to the italian heritage of the location (besides the decor) is the cream of tomato soup
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watching incredulously as pallets of chef boyardee suddenly appear at the door and attempt to navigate themselves towards the back before the store closes in 5 minutes the robot barista abruptly stops crooning venetian boat songs and starts playback of an acapella version of Semisonic's Closing Time, now with added trap music influences sb hermit fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Dec 23, 2019
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Dec 23, 2019 22:56
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Sitting in a dark corner of the old Italian cafe and sipping espresso and anisette and smoking a thin cigar with a huge overcoat draped over my shoulders and wondering if I could talk this owner into an updated point of sale system from my company. |
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16 oz macchiato with uhh oat d’avena? *points to carton* d’avena oat? latte oat? per favore |
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