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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Welcome to the Arena!

Here you will be faced off with some of the toughest opponents you have ever faced...

Other posters!

So what's the story, here you ask? It's simple.

Post a SAFE FOR WORK photo of who your arena combatant is, you can draw one up on your own if you'd like, go out onto the internet and scalp one from someplace and image host it via imgur and link it here, or if you don't wanna go through all that, let me know if you want me to pick something out for you to represent your combatant and I will- and that'll be that.

After you get all that sorted out, go here:

https://www.random.org/

and change the parameters on the random number generator so it's set as 1 for min and 20 for max to randomly generate a number between 1 and 20.

Then post the number you generated here, along with your character photo. No need to provide screenshots, we will use the honor system here. BE HONORABLE!

Once I have a roster of Arena combatants, the 1st round will begin, and I may ask you to provide further rolls to continue.

YOU MAY BE PROBED AT ANY TIME FOR ANY REASON, THIS IS THE ARENA!

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUa3GQI9m8I

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Zeluth fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Sep 9, 2020

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
this is my fighter OP



my number is 13

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

barnold posted:

this is my fighter OP



my number is 13

A new combatant has entered into the ring

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Edit: never mind, phone is being stupid, sorry.

Propaganda Machine fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Sep 9, 2020

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I choose Jeb!



*Jeb! rolls a 15*

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DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
Barfing goon, I choose you!



16 OP.

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


10 please op. :hai:

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

DickParasite posted:

Barfing goon, I choose you!



16 OP.

hey pal I don't know if this thread with a whopping three posts in it was too long to read or something but "vomitgoon" is already taken so pick something else

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Fighter:

Number: 2

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Champion:


Number: 14

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

barnold posted:

hey pal I don't know if this thread with a whopping three posts in it was too long to read or something but "vomitgoon" is already taken so pick something else

if you look very carefully you'll see that



and



are actually different barfing dudes. I stand by my choice.

Sawyer9000
Oct 15, 2005

Using power or being used by power... is that not a problem... of the heart?
I choose Joe Rogan

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo


My fighter

Number was 13

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Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost


A new challenger has entered the arena.

(2)

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat


Bubbles going to gently caress your poo poo up.

(9)

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

DickParasite posted:

if you look very carefully you'll see that


and


are actually different barfing dudes. I stand by my choice.

further proof that GBS is the most creatively bankrupt subforum lol. this thread would have been good in the yob

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that's true for most threads

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

barnold posted:

further proof that GBS is the most creatively bankrupt subforum lol. this thread would have been good in the yob

I'm sorry I don't post in your cool subforum I hope you enjoy your yob-cred!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

barnold posted:

this is my fighter OP



my number is 13


DickParasite posted:

Barfing goon, I choose you!



16 OP.

The first battle begins!

Vomit Goon and Barfing Goon have challenged each other in a duel to the death!

Vomit goon unleashes a heavy barrage of junk food-laden spew all over Barfing Goon!

Barfing Goon stumbles against the firehose of disgusting puke!

Barfing Goon returns the attack, unloading the contents of his vile guts all over Vomit Goon's face! Some of it got in his mouth!

Vomit Goon turns to flee!

Barfing Goon turns to flee!

Vomit Goon and Barfing Goon have been disqualified!

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

The first battle begins!

Vomit Goon and Barfing Goon have challenged each other in a duel to the death!

Vomit goon unleashes a heavy barrage of junk food-laden spew all over Barfing Goon!

Barfing Goon stumbles against the firehose of disgusting puke!

Barfing Goon returns the attack, unloading the contents of his vile guts all over Vomit Goon's face! Some of it got in his mouth!

Vomit Goon turns to flee!

Barfing Goon turns to flee!

Vomit Goon and Barfing Goon have been disqualified!

LOL

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Pawn 17 posted:

I choose Jeb!



*Jeb! rolls a 15*

Cobalt-60 posted:

Fighter:

Number: 2

RepeatingMeme posted:

Champion:


Number: 14

Sawyer9000 posted:

I choose Joe Rogan


Derpies posted:



My fighter

Number was 13

Whybird posted:



A new challenger has entered the arena.

(2)

Canuckistan posted:



Bubbles going to gently caress your poo poo up.

(9)

Jeb! has entered the Arena!

Elon Musk has entered the Arena!

Jiggly Buff has entered the Arena!

Gamer Guy has entered the Arena!

Joe Rogan has entered the Arena!

A Man With Skis has entered the Arena!

Linebacker Model has entered the Arena!

Bubbles has entered the Arena!


Jeb! tries to get everyone's attention. No one appears to be listening...

Elon Musk puffs a blunt and exhales!

Jeb! tries to fend off the effects of Elon Musk's powerful exhale! Jeb! wanders around in circles talking to himself!

Gamer Guy teleports out of range of the pot smoke!

Jiggly Buff is out of range of the attack!

A Man on Skis is high! A Man With Skis doesn't care about anything!

Linebacker Model attempts to tackle Elon Musk! (19 rolled, 19 rolled)

Elon Musk nimbly dodges Linebacker Model's tackle!

Elon Musk exhales directly into Linebacker Model's face! (EM10, 19) (LM2)

Linebacker Model and Elon Musk are now friends!

A Man With Skis accidentally runs into Jeb!, Jeb! has been impaled by a ski pole! Jeb! is bleeding out! Jeb! has died.

A Man With Skis is horrified! A man on skis attempts to flee!

Bubbles watches...

Jiggly Buff is within range of Gamer Guy.

Gamer Guy is unaware of Jiggly Buff! (4) Jiggly Buff attempts to grapple Gamer Guy! (1) Jiggly Buff fumbles!

Gamer Guy teleports away!

Joe Rogan sneaks up to A Man on Skis! (10, 18) (4)

A Man With Skis is oblivious!

Joe Rogan attempts to sell A Man on Skis nutritional supplements, and asks him to listen to his podcast! (1,4) (10, 18)

A Man on Skis is no longer high! A Man on Skis is ANNOYED! A Man on Skis attempts to object to the sales pitch by putting up his hands in protest!

Joe Rogan grapples a Man With Skis!(14)(2) Joe Rogan *rips A Man on Skis' arms off!* A Man on Skis has died!

Gamer Guy is searching for an opponent...

Bubbles watches.

Linebacker Model and Elon Musk are searching for an opponent...

Jiggly Buff sneaks...

Gamer Guy teleports right behind Joe Rogan! (20, 18) (11)

Joe Rogan is hit from behind by a colossal blow! Joe Rogan is unconscious (1,11)

Bubbles watches...

A horn blares from somewhere up high, signalling the end of the Arena. For now.

Dead: Jeb!, A Man on Skis

Survivors: Elon Musk, Jiggly Buff, Gamer Dude, Joe Rogan, and Linebacker Model- Bubbles watches...

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Sep 10, 2020

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
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Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Sep 10, 2020

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Im in, do we roll new numbers or enter new contestants or something?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

RepeatingMeme posted:

Im in, do we roll new numbers or enter new contestants or something?

Roll a new number and re-enter your original combatant if you'd like or pick another- up to you!

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

My man Bubbles is just conserving his raw power for the next round.

(5)

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Shitlord Gamer Dude is back in the mix:


Number: 18

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
egg lady's here, boysh

8

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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Fail a grapple? He was robbed...

Rolled 12

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Jeb!'s ghost rises from the arena as onlookers clap in fear.



*Jeb!'s ghost rolls a 1*

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Cobalt-60 posted:

Fail a grapple? He was robbed...

:twisted:

******************The Arena will reopen Friday afternoon, be prepared!*******************************

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985




no 6 please :]

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Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
Linebacker Model has displeased me with their weak-willed nature. The League of Fashion Assassins have pulled them back for more training -- but we have a new fighter to unleash. Say hello to the POLKOCTOPUS.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Whybird posted:

Linebacker Model has displeased me with their weak-willed nature. The League of Fashion Assassins have pulled them back for more training -- but we have a new fighter to unleash. Say hello to the POLKOCTOPUS.

Forgot to add a number:

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


If I can enter a late combatant, I choose THIS GUY.



THIS GUY rolls a 10

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
The Arena floor rumbles as giant portcullises lift to reveal the contestants!


Bubbles


Shitlord Gamer Dude


Egg Lady


Jiggly Buff


Jeb!'s Ghost


Jeff Goldblum's Dad



POLKOCTOPUS


Tauren of Duty


Bubbles notices an apparition rising up from out of the ground. It's Jeb!'s Ghost!

Bubbles is not scared! (18)

Shitlord Gamer Dude is scared! (2)

Shitlord Gamer Dude teleports away into a corner and hides

Egg Lady is scared! (1, 18)

Egg Lady runs away in fear!

Jiggly Buff knows no fear! (18)

Jeff Goldblum's Dad is not scared! (18)

POLKOCTOPUS is concerned... (6)

Tauren of Duty is scared! (2)

Tauren of Duty runs away in fear!


Jiggly Puff and Jeff Goldblum's Dad are fighting!

Jiggly Puff attempts to grapple Jeff Goldblum's Dad! (19) (11)

Jeff Goldblum's Dad has been successfully grappelled!

Jeff Goldblum attempts to teleport away!

Jigglypuff rips Jeff Goldblum's Dad's arms out in a double fountain of bloody spray!

Jeff Goldblum's Dad has Died!


Polkoctopus and Tauren of Duty are fighting!

2 of Polkoctopus's tentacles connect! (18, 19) (8)

Tauren of Duty flexes his muscles! (19) (3)

Polkoctopus failed their saving throw and is flung across the arena!


Bubbles watches...


Egg Lady is looking for an opponent.

Shitlord Gamer Dude is back in the fight!


Jeb!'s Ghost begins to MOAN

Everyone in the Arena is amused by Jeb!'s Ghost's MOANing


Polkotopus is sneaking

Jiggly Buff is looking for an opponent

Egg Lady and Jiggly Buff are fighting!

Jiggly Bugg smashes Egg Lady!

Egg Lady rolls away!

Jiggly Buff floats next to Egg Lady! Egg Lady runs away!

A horn blares out from high above signalling that the fight is over.

Survivors:

Bubbles (watching)

Shitlord Gamer Dude

Egg Lady

Jiggly Buff

Jeb!'s Ghost

Polkoctopus

Tauren of Duty

Dead:

Jeff Goldblum's Dad

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Sep 11, 2020

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
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