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you know what i'm talking about, i don't want to get too into it but spring is here and that means the wranglers are here I do not have a hammer (I'm an accountant). My very strong and tall wife thinks its funny to ask me what the hoop is for and frankly I won't stand for this kind of teasing. Neither my calculator nor my pencils fit. I could loop around the back of my green translucent visor but that would leave me vulnerable to non-green light please help me byob. |
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if we're bringing back the hammer loop let's also bring back the legizer, the visor traditionally work on the upper portion of the leg.
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May 19, 2021 14:57
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how much does it cost for an old timey accounting calculator shaped like a claw hammer?
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May 19, 2021 15:02
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May 19, 2021 15:03
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I've gone nuts for wrangler butts and will not be able to work today |
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May 19, 2021 15:14
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wear cargo shorts, and when she starts to complain tell her that an empty hammer loop doesn't seem so bad now, does it. check and mate.
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May 19, 2021 16:10
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May 19, 2021 16:18
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May 19, 2021 16:49
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oh...that? ya that's kinda my thing
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May 19, 2021 16:58
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Which Hammer loop? The one in Can't Touch This? |
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May 19, 2021 16:58
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If I had a hammer I'd put it in my jeans loop Then I'd carry it All over this land! |
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May 19, 2021 16:59
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Escape From Noise posted:Which Hammer loop? The one in Can't Touch This? Hammer loop in Hammer pants
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May 19, 2021 17:12
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If you're American I suggest finding a gun that will fit there op.
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May 19, 2021 17:25
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Yipee-ki-yay, I whisper under my breath, holstering my hammer after a long day at the office smashing numbers into my spreadsheets. |
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May 19, 2021 17:28
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Bacon Taco posted:Hammer loop in Hammer pants 
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May 19, 2021 17:35
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Mormon Nailer posted:Yipee-ki-yay, I whisper under my breath, holstering my hammer after a long day at the office smashing numbers into my spreadsheets. |
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May 19, 2021 17:36
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nut posted:Neither my calculator nor my pencils fit. Luckily, this is the year 2021. You are one 3-D printed adapter away from being able to fit both of these things in your hammer loop at the SAME TIME. I think instead you should wear a cross chest ammo belt that’s filled with Takis Fuego Nitro. |
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May 21, 2021 03:47
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Hammer shaped objects that can be used in the hammer loop: - serving/wooden spoon - ladle - small frying pan - furminator - fabric shears - crazy straw - gardening hand rake
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May 21, 2021 04:03
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You could probably slip a Bud K sword in there. |
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May 21, 2021 04:06
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vanisher posted:Hammer shaped objects that can be used in the hammer loop: All things I legitimately carry around all day. Hmmm. |
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May 21, 2021 08:31
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Rick James: “Hammer thought he could use my loop to woo every 10 year old kid who had never heard Super Freak into thinking he was an original artist, and he was right. I can never reclaim my loop. But I can finally stick my crazy straw into my pants for easy access.” |
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May 21, 2021 10:19
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honestly, always carrying around a hammer is gonna simplify your problems a lot, op |
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May 21, 2021 13:11
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when you have wranglers, every tool looks like a hammer
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May 21, 2021 13:11
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You could probably hang a ham in there. Just sayin. |
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nut posted:I do not have a hammer (I'm an accountant). My very strong and tall wife thinks its funny to ask me what the hoop is for and frankly I won't stand for this kind of teasing. Neither my calculator nor my pencils fit. it's for your slide rule op. you . . . do have a slide rule, right?
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May 21, 2021 16:28
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Manifisto posted:it's for your slide rule op. you . . . do have a slide rule, right? yeah, only on the carpets and not down the stairs
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May 21, 2021 16:56
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Manifisto posted:it's for your slide rule op. you . . . do have a slide rule, right? slide rules are "in" this season in byob
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May 21, 2021 17:30
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Mormon Nailer posted:Yipee-ki-yay, I whisper under my breath, holstering my hammer after a long day at the office smashing numbers into my spreadsheets. Another ham' job well done. |
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May 21, 2021 17:50
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nut posted:when you have wranglers, every tool looks like a hammer |
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May 21, 2021 21:05
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when all you have is a bong, your problems start looking like dank nugs |
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May 21, 2021 21:05
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May 21, 2021 21:12
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Nosfereefer posted:when all you have is a bong, your problems start looking like dank nugs |
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May 21, 2021 21:21
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"yeah, I guess I can work here.....no? oh, okay, well i can leave it at home"
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May 21, 2021 21:22
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on reflection, this would also work well for kitchen tongs, clack clack I have this thing where whenever I'm about to use the tongs I have to clack them together a few times if I were a crab, everybody would hear me coming, clack clack clack
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May 21, 2021 22:42
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Manifisto posted:on reflection, this would also work well for kitchen tongs, clack clack  are we not supposed to clack them each time we use them?
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May 21, 2021 22:55
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Luvcow posted:
we absolutely are
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I'm sure you could attach a roll of toilet paper to it. |
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