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scientists announced everyone is getting a new robot thumb you control with your big toe mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmcM683JIgU
what r u going 2 do with new thumb??
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May 22, 2021 06:09
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- Khanstant
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im going to feel what its like to hold the orange basketball in one hand
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May 22, 2021 06:10
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Picking my nose while peeling an orange.
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May 22, 2021 07:42
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- FutonForensic
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that's enough room to hold 1.5 birds, worth 3 in the bush. that's incredible value.
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May 22, 2021 13:18
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- FutonForensic
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i can finally make my tattooed knuckles spell "strong" instead of "trong," and not have to say "it's supposed to say 'strong'," all the time
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May 22, 2021 13:29
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- nut
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screaming bullshit when i still don't win mario party because of some random rear end mfing bonus stars
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May 22, 2021 13:44
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- Escape From Noise
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Try and beat me at thumb wrestling now, Jerry!
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May 22, 2021 13:48
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The old flamin' thumb trick, but without the visit to the hospital afterwards.
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May 22, 2021 14:07
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The old flamin' thumb trick, but without the visit to the hospital afterwards.
At hospital, lost extra fingat thumb
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May 22, 2021 14:53
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How will I tell people to "hang loose" now??? Oh God! Oh GOOOOOOOOOD!
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May 22, 2021 15:50
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- FutonForensic
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extra thumb goes in spare bum
Stick it up my butt of course.
byob missed connections
 
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May 22, 2021 17:08
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- Khanstant
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Third thumb jacking techniques:
- the nut cradle
- the gooch destroyer
just b careful friend, they havent invented the robo gooch yet
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May 22, 2021 17:23
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- google THIS
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Send really confusing messages next time I attend a gladiator fight
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May 22, 2021 17:23
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- google THIS
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Remove two plums at once from my Christmas pie
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May 22, 2021 17:26
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- Escape From Noise
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Remove two plums at once from my Christmas pie
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May 22, 2021 17:27
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- google THIS
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Create the mutant offspring of a hand turkey and dickbutt
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May 22, 2021 17:31
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- google THIS
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Five words: thumb wrestling tag team edition
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May 22, 2021 17:33
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- google THIS
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Use an original NES controller for twice as long before it becomes pure agony
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May 22, 2021 17:38
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- Ventral EggSac
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Become the most powerful movie critic
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May 22, 2021 18:41
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- Khanstant
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Remove two plums at once from my Christmas pie
lil jack horner just got an upgrade
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May 22, 2021 18:44
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- Ventral EggSac
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Completely loving dominate the hitchhiking scene
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May 22, 2021 18:46
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- nut
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Become the most powerful movie critic
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May 22, 2021 19:28
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- nut
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invent cat's hammock
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May 22, 2021 19:28
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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One step closer to my dream of being all thumbs
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May 22, 2021 20:33
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- Macnult
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completely own noobs on console fps'
become a pro gamer known for holding the controller in their own unique way
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May 22, 2021 20:48
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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May 22, 2021 20:51
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