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when people see the bowl later, they will wonder how i ate my soup. the perfect crime
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Better rethink this, OP. What if they think you stuck your face in the bowl and slurpped it up like some type of beast?
Next thing you know you'll be in the pig sty.
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May 29, 2021 17:15
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
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May 29, 2021 17:20
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a scuba diver sits, dead, at the base of a burnt tree. How did he eat his soup?
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May 29, 2021 17:42
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- Viginti Septem
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a scuba diver sits, dead, at the base of a burnt tree. How did he eat his soup?
The doctor is his mother
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May 29, 2021 18:04
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and her husband can only reach the bottom buttons on the elevator
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May 29, 2021 18:16
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- wimsy
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Arriving at the 50th floor of a sky scraper in an elevator made of ice. Nobody will ever know how I got here
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May 29, 2021 18:20
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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cotton candy spoon...
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May 29, 2021 19:12
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you need to improve your opsec OP. eat the soup out of a bowl made of ice too
If I did this, how would they know I had soup? Where would be the mystery?
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May 29, 2021 19:49
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The victim was found dead in a locked room with no windows. There was a puddle on the floor. We have no reason to believe he ate poisoned soup, but that's what we're going to go with.
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May 29, 2021 19:50
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...ice....soup
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May 29, 2021 20:37
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I am just a young man standing in a puddle on a street corner in a tracksuit . how did all those people know where the mattress store was? it will forever remain a mystery
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May 29, 2021 20:48
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they won't care how you ate the soup OP, one taste and they'll realize that human meat and bird meat tastes exactly the same and shoot themselfs before they can file charges
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May 29, 2021 21:25
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they won't care how you ate the soup OP, one taste and they'll realize that human meat and bird meat tastes exactly the same and shoot themselfs before they can file charges
How are they going to taste it without a spoon, genius
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May 29, 2021 22:49
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We found the computer which injected the ransomware into the oil pipeline control system, general, but we can't figure out how he did it, there was no keyboard, just a weird puddle of water in front of the monitor
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May 29, 2021 22:51
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just a man on the bus holding a trench coat open to reveal a completely smooth and undifferentiated pubic area, standing in a penis-sized puddle
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May 29, 2021 22:53
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Oculus Noctuae
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building the great pyramids with trucks and cranes made of ice just to gently caress with future generations
The what?
Oh you mean the Egyptian lakes?
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May 29, 2021 23:10
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One day nearer spring
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laughing as i pack myself into the snowdrift, ready to transform my body into ice so that i may complete the perfect crime
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May 30, 2021 01:06
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Ice to spoon you
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Jun 2, 2021 03:58
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Soup ice
Make that spoon outta soup
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Jun 2, 2021 04:39
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Eating my sandwich with a fork made of frozen soup.
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Jun 2, 2021 06:04
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Oculus Noctuae
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Jun 2, 2021 09:46
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Eating rear end with an ice spoon
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Jun 5, 2021 10:17
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I'm here to spoon rear end and eat ice and I'm all out of rear end.
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Jun 6, 2021 07:14
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Ice cream the hard way
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