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Buddy after a double shift at the sex factory all I want to do is lay down and sleep
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I had a sex dream that ended literally as the guy was putting on a condom, which was annoying and weird
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Aug 15, 2021 13:08
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Frankly I’m not convinced these “boobs” and “butts” even exist? I mean has anyone ever actually seen them in the wild? I know I certainly haven’t.
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Aug 15, 2021 13:09
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Frankly I’m not convinced these “boobs” and “butts” even exist? I mean has anyone ever actually seen them in the wild? I know I certainly haven’t. They gaped Watergate.
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Aug 15, 2021 13:19
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Frankly I’m not convinced these “boobs” and “butts” even exist? I mean has anyone ever actually seen them in the wild? I know I certainly haven’t. I see em all the time. Maybe once you learn to be a little more... Charismatic like me well, you'll figure it out.
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Aug 15, 2021 13:24
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If you want to see a boob and a butt just turn off your monitor 
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Aug 15, 2021 13:33
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The next time you are in the Meat Aisle at your Local Grocery Store or perhaps shopping for hammers at Canada Tire and you see that Buxom Lass then what you do is simply get onto one knee and say "Excuse me Ma'am, why don't you Whip Them Apples Out?" while motioning at The Butt area. (This shows you are a polite gentleman BUT also 'down with the clown' as they say) Soon she will present it to you and then you will see a butt and PROBABLY make some real good sex it happens to me all the time give it a shot.
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Aug 15, 2021 13:53
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[Verse 1: Juicy J] There's a freak in North Memphis that wanna smoke a goodie She toss a 380, I hate it because she hoodie Her wreckin' be a dog, a hog, or just a bully It's cool if she be down to clown, cause she'll pull it Don't underestimate her face, she ain't a rookie And when she get in deep and deep, the ho be trippin' A gangsta type bitch that make ya say (oowwee!) She lick my balls, ba-ba balls, I banged and hit the pussy [Verse 2: Frayser Boy] Now I'm drankin' on this cortisone that got's me feeling frisky Looking for a freaky ho to suck up on my dicky Needs a pro and not a amateur so I come licky Number one drop flick and sucks the dick to end this quickly Sucks me dumb and got's me sprung and leaves it with a Hickey If you got's the bitch then I don't know, she's coming with me If you looking for the ho, don't bother cause she's with me The bitch was born to use her tongue, her nickname was Vicky [Hook: Juicy J] Gimme head till I'm dead, gimme head, gimme head Gimme head till I'm dead, gimme head, gimme head Gimme head till I'm dead, gimme head, gimme head Gimme head till I'm dead, gimme head, gimme head Gimme head till I'm dead, gimme head, gimme head Gimme head till I'm dead, gimme head, gimme head Gimme head till I'm dead, gimme head, gimme head Gimme head till I'm dead, gimme head, gimme head [Verse 3: La Chat] A head hunting bitch that's on a mission looking for the head For that pussy sucking motherfucker slobbin' in my legs 'Cause we buck, now you know we down to gently caress You gon' put your face in face and work yo tongue until I nut Bitch n***a, yeah you love it when I treat you like a ho Man these n***as claiming, pimping is these n***as that'll go First time? Boy whatever, so you listed a beginner You fo' sho' to be a pro 'cause I'ma feed you lunch and dinner Break yo knees, keep it real, c'mon do that thang you do All you n***as eating pussy, Chat got nothing but love for you Don't be ashamed, you a man, you supposed to please a bitch If you want it drippin' wet you gotta lick it 'fo you hit Camera ready in the closet, lights, camera, action I'ma show my girls for promotion on ya capping Man you out the frame, man you licking in the right spot You gon' be my man, gently caress that poo poo I'm putting yo cap on lock
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Aug 15, 2021 13:54
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:For that pussy sucking motherfucker slobbin' in my legs
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Aug 15, 2021 13:55
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I just stuff deli meat in a toilet paper roll and go to town
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Aug 15, 2021 16:28
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Gimme head till I'm dead, gimme head, gimme head They can't hear a word we've saaaaaid So gimme head 'til I'm deeeeeaaaaad
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Aug 15, 2021 17:19
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Some people like "vanilla sex", well not me, that poo poo is too boring for me. I can have vanilla sex anytime i want back home, but if i'm out paying for it i wanna have blueberry sex with sprinkles on top.
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Aug 15, 2021 17:46
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Chocolate truffle with extra fudge 
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Aug 15, 2021 17:47
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Big Beef City posted:The next time you are in the Meat Aisle at your Local Grocery Store or perhaps shopping for hammers at Canada Tire and you see that Buxom Lass then what you do is simply get onto one knee and say I don’t know what a “Canada Tire” is but I tried this today at the grocery store and she was all like “drat, you men are all the same, always tryna catch a whiff” and she then farted real loud right there at the deli counter while my face was like an inch or two away from the cheeks, so close I could see the jiggle as the *poof* escaped. Totally intense, thank you BBC.
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Aug 15, 2021 20:06
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Colonel Cancer posted:Buddy after a double shift at the sex factory all I want to do is lay down and sleep I also work at the sex factory and when I get home I lay down...to have sex. Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:They gaped Watergate. "Watergape" was right there.
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Aug 16, 2021 01:11
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I don’t know what a “Canada Tire” is but I tried this today at the grocery store and she was all like “drat, you men are all the same, always tryna catch a whiff” and she then farted real loud right there at the deli counter while my face was like an inch or two away from the cheeks, so close I could see the jiggle as the *poof* escaped. Totally intense, thank you BBC. Whoah. This sounds like you are getting Pretty Close to being good at Sex. Keep up the good work!
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Aug 16, 2021 01:42
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CPL593H posted:I also work at the sex factory and when I get home I lay down...to have sex. But it wasn't called that?
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Aug 16, 2021 02:00
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:But it wasn't called that? This is one of many reasons why you can't trust wikipedia.
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Aug 16, 2021 02:26
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no more tuggin for me, boys I'm a Sex Man now
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Aug 16, 2021 04:04
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Sex gently caress fart the ghost said. I looked him in the eyes and said pussi squirdum.
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Aug 16, 2021 04:06
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Sex gently caress fart the ghost said. I looked him in the eyes and said pussi squirdum. is this harry potter
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Aug 16, 2021 04:08
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Colonel Cancer posted:Buddy after a double shift at the sex factory all I want to do is lay down and sleep Work smarter, not harder; I can make a babby in less than 5 seconds!
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