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Spinz posted:You guys suck it was interesting until you scared the guy from posting deets lmao this loving idiot thought it was a true story
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Escape From Noise posted:Wonder what OP's opinions are on the war torn hellhole that is Seattle. op would get arrested going for seconds on The Stranger
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Sep 8, 2021 08:45
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Did she have big boobs
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Sep 8, 2021 09:52
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:lmao this loving idiot thought it was a true story Who cares if it's true or not.
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Sep 8, 2021 10:02
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This fuckin place lol  It has to be this woman because she's in like 4 out of 10 photos on their google page and huggin' on an old guy and has that "downriver lady cop off duty" look about her. 
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Sep 8, 2021 10:24
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sigher posted:Who cares if it's true or not. No one if its actually even remotely a half good story, this is not that.
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Sep 8, 2021 10:25
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op, next time just change the city in your title to some southern bum gently caress town. you aren't allowed to make fun of things that are the result of neoliberalism people melt down.
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Sep 8, 2021 11:58
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The most tragic bit is the change in tone from the first part to the second part. They burst your balloon OP
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Sep 8, 2021 13:04
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Warzone? More like Fwoarrzone! Tiddies an all.
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Sep 8, 2021 13:09
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Im trying to imagine what happens if he by chance made it back to her place shitfaced. Coulda been pretty bad/weird.
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Sep 8, 2021 13:19
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Escape From Noise posted:Both at once. It was DEPRAVED! Now this is the sick filth I was expecting when I clicked on this thread.
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Sep 8, 2021 22:09
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Didn't read
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Sep 8, 2021 22:12
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What an awful story, I hated it!
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Sep 8, 2021 22:19
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Tokelau All Star posted:What an awful story, I hated it! Yeah
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Sep 8, 2021 22:20
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Tl;dr - OP is a likely chud who had a random sex encounter with a woman in an industrial suburb of Detroit. He came back looking for her and got drunk and threw rocks and random houses and screamed "ooooo oooo give me more pussy" until the police politely told him to stop.
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Sep 8, 2021 22:48
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OP theress a high likely hood that God will condemn u to eat the poo poo out my freaking rear end in a top hat so u may as well get it over with now bitch!!+
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Sep 8, 2021 22:52
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Lady, I'm already into weird, scary poo poo. Did you have to roofie me? Oh, it's your fetish. Sorry. I should be more sensit- (fall over and break my nose on the nightstand)
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Sep 8, 2021 22:53
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Also while he was throwing the rocks his wiener was out and it dripped a little bit of pre onto his khakis. The cops noticed and considered arresting him for indecent exposure but it was late and he had an embarassing wiener even by cop standard so they drove him home instead
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Sep 8, 2021 22:55
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phasmid posted:Lady, I'm already into weird, scary poo poo. Did you have to roofie me? Oh, it's your fetish. Sorry. I should be more sensit- (fall over and break my nose on the nightstand) So basically at this point the Op's sexual adventures are interchangeable with the Saw having an off day thread.
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donkey salami posted:So basically at this point the Op's sexual adventures are interchangeable with the Saw having an off day thread. Those movies aren't scary. But yeah I suppose so.
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Sep 8, 2021 22:58
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You're no Hakan, op
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Sep 8, 2021 23:02
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When the cops put him in the car he started crying a little and shouted "But Im a little boy who loves berries and cream!" And jizzed his pants (a full one this time) when they took a corner too sharply.
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Sep 8, 2021 23:04
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i live in windsor (the canadian side of detroit) and its not a warzone like iraq or anything of the sort. i think you might be paranoid OP
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Sep 8, 2021 23:06
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP theress a high likely hood that God will condemn u to eat the poo poo out my freaking rear end in a top hat so u may as well get it over with now bitch!!+ god ia good
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Sep 8, 2021 23:08
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I was in Detroit for two nights, 15 years ago. First night I got held up at knifepoint for a bag of coney dogs. Second night I went clubbing.
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Sep 8, 2021 23:17
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if it's any consolation, those coney dogs tasted like ashes in my mouth
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Sep 8, 2021 23:47
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"piece of strange" what are you, a minor character in an Elroy book? Spinz posted:You guys suck it was interesting until you scared the guy from posting deets I'm sure you could PM him and he would tell you more of his seXXXploits.
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Sep 8, 2021 23:51
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You threw pebbles at her window? What the gently caress you didn't tell us this all happened in 1946.
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Sep 9, 2021 00:05
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Thread was worth it for the video of the guy chasing the car
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Sep 9, 2021 00:56
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Poohs Packin posted:Tl;dr - OP is a likely chud who had a random sex encounter with a woman in an industrial suburb of Detroit. He came back looking for her and got drunk and threw rocks and random houses and screamed "ooooo oooo give me more pussy" until the police politely told him to stop. Ha ha God drat!!
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Sep 9, 2021 01:07
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Poohs packin, that looks alot like the woman from memory. It could be her.
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Sep 9, 2021 01:38
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George, get a Penthouse Forum
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Sep 9, 2021 12:18
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Is this gonna turn into a JoeyVapes situation where the OP becomes GBS famous, has a meltdown, becomes a mod and then gets banned?
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Sep 9, 2021 12:35
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low key sex master posted:Is this gonna turn into a JoeyVapes situation where the OP becomes GBS famous, has a meltdown, becomes a mod and then gets banned? I always hated that dumbass from the start
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in the eyes of the lord you're supposed to marry the strange you're going at
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