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k started this in discord but... 5g got the towers up everywhere i get the powerups everywhere every level high scores like high sex nodded out on the couch like a stoned ex take my shot like good shooting tex good posting like u seen that theodorus rex im never tripping when i can reach the chex fat chex that i stack like a domino effect u cant understand these rhymes theyre too perfect when that bell chimes u pray at the sect u take ur pet to the vet when ur in that jet set turn that radio on when ur feeling upset drive into the sunset after risking ur neck i rhyme at breakneck speed so please come correct |
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i wrote this verse forever ago when owlhawk and i were trading verses about the nsa if you can't find me in heaven then I'll catch you in hell caught me trespassing on my neighbour's Ring doorbell posted in the Walmart a whole band of fiends dancing in front of like 38 screens Like, "hey, we're on video! Look at us, on video!" Even when the light beside the camera ain't green, though Cuz they watch me eating pocky They watch me watching Rocky They watch me spill souvlaki on my mom's favourite tchotchke Look in the sky it's a drone, it's a plane Nah, it's the white Larry Byrd and he's going insane Butkus, punked it Moranis, shrunk'd it Missed an easy lay-up when I prolly should've dunked it
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Sep 23, 2021 19:18
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lurkers must post and posters must lurk the best time for either is while you're at work bush did 9/11 man that guy's a jerk if i had a booty i'd learn how to twerk ---------------- |
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Sep 23, 2021 19:51
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emptyquotes, got these rhymes in hefty totes listen I take a poo poo at work once every day don't worry for my needs cause I'm ok eat a lotta kale and curds and whey wiped my rear end and I'm here to stay blue walls, strong balls had a dream about the end saw a demon and I won't pretend he looked in my eyes and said my friend do a little dance or you gotta descend so I did it was great relaxed in the park, head against a log watching all the people in the city jog see a sweet figure emerge from the smog you know it was a Fully Sexual Frog and guess what it was a Wednesday |
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Sep 23, 2021 20:48
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its rhyme tyme always crime time turn on a dime, flip it, straight down the line im a straight line like between two signs x marks the spot but ive been doing fine without it ive got time but not about it rather wish away the stick-its on my list, they say if you shoot for the moon youll miss so i shot the earth it plumed in smoke and dirt. ill toke till im burnt liftoff with the coriolis see the cosmic moebius i put  down at the buy ini got my money on the stallion dubloons from off the galleon im rich from old treasure getting interest thru the aeons ---------------- |
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Sep 24, 2021 16:16
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Sep 24, 2021 16:20
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there once was a poster from nantuckit whose post were so good you'd say gently caress it and empty quote them and call that a win because if you posted then you would just muck it up. ---------------- |
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Sep 24, 2021 16:29
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empty whippet box posted:there once was a poster from nantuckit and that poster was albert einstein ---------------- |
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Sep 24, 2021 16:33
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name a cool poster, I'll start: ButtTheShitmanFart |
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Sep 24, 2021 17:16
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im sick of these people with their eyes on the prize theyll throw u a bone itll throw up snake eyes the goldmines the prize, try these rhymes on for size ill rhyme till i die, without my posts youll cry im listening to songs from dead planets before it all the poo poo i could take, i could stand it they say it's a long walk to the gallows i think its longer than they even know it's a bitter pill to swallow when ur in that posting flow and ur threads wither away without reaching the glow i don't tick that box but others do i wouldnt take a voight-kampff the same way as u multiple choices are those i've already chosen through every fate's passage was a fate i knew but i'm still breathing my rhymes are unsheathing that hattori hanzo, sometimes benzos, you know? definitely kill bezos at that wall on the get-go i came here to rhyme and i've proved my space i've always got on my posting face ---------------- |
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Oct 7, 2021 18:52
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🔥 ttm |
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Oct 7, 2021 21:42
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oh the worlds ending? thought u had me covered tangled in sheets against my pillow im smothered in my sleep like one of those hopeless cases but ive got rhymes now when i used to have braces used to never talk to any of those scary faces but it's off to the races once i do up my laces i guess im still growing though my ribcage is showing catch me always saying something mindblowing cuz its raining now but soon itll be snowing the seasons loop over and when the moons glowing u treasure the tides the waves the streams flowing they didnt put me here to feel gravity id never engage in that kind of depravity it hurts sometimes like old bones or a cavity a hearts not something straight out of the factory id trade it for the mastery but what sane person would agree lurkers not posters stay scared like ares but we test the waters like coal mine canaries reflecting light like artemis when things get hairy the way that light hits like the sun hits the prairies so im told i wouldnt know never been im aphasic now but u told me it was easy to win ya that pkd, u go places & it still takes me back electric dreams electric blood the occasional panic attack are they done yet? youll ask plz cut me some slack full sail with more bugs on me than the hardtack string em jolly rogers high sez the union jack its easy to win u can tell by their grins but as long as im rhyming ill never give in ---------------- |
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Oct 12, 2021 04:26
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your friend sk isn't here to play I'll take the moon AND the stars at the end of the day my posting is frantic, yours like the Titanic saving my jewels by dropping you in the Atlantic I'm Jurassic, T Rex of posts classic while you're stuck in the black poo poo, soon to be plastic on which I'll rest bombastic while the yobbers are orgastic over my rhymes biographic, presented to BYOB typographic
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Oct 12, 2021 17:33
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your friend sk posted:your friend sk isn't here to play lol nice ---------------- |
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Oct 12, 2021 19:23
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gently caress this whole forum it don't mean poo poo to me what do you think's so special bout b y o b? it's chill sure but shallow that's now plain to see one water supply and it's been filled with pee ---------------- |
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Oct 13, 2021 16:48
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bush dropped the towers why won't you resist? i don't take showers so i don't get kissed rich hold the powers but i've got my fists no one gives me flowers and i'm friggin pissed ---------------- |
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Oct 13, 2021 16:54
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winter is coming, it's high time that i return to the coast, and get fuckin high there's no chill online, that promise is a lie world's getting heavy, i'm not a strong guy ---------------- |
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Oct 13, 2021 17:01
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you make a few jokes, and get a few kicks but nothing but crickets while you take your licks on the ol dusty trail, i'm hitting the bricks and if you don't love me? eat a bag of dicks ---------------- |
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Oct 13, 2021 17:11
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we're out there at the ren faire bouncing around like a dancing bear where the smell of turkey legs in the air is thick yeah that's king richard but I'm the real dick
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Oct 17, 2021 00:59
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u might be sleeping like smaug i keep the gate like a balrog im up high like im on that hog don't know for sure till that chamber starts to fog what's time to a mountain? a steep hill to climb what's chronic to me but a good chance to rhyme like if it's a third over i mean my lifetime it sounds sublime, my body's the glass to my mime not that u may know it but so u may forget it i make rhymes not money i don't work to get it test me for a reason or find some other way to vet it high scores are for squares or for some dork from reddit i may miss the metre but trust me its neater world championship rhymes im that champion defeater u can have ur cake while licking frosting from the beater when u eat it itll be that much sweeter i bake up and cake up while the world puts on make-up its a byob bake sale crash the market like its made up ---------------- |
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Oct 18, 2021 19:21
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take the moon posted:u might be sleeping like smaug oh you're the lord of the rings? i'm the lord of some rings, see one ring on the ring finger, the other in the goatse you may be on that hog but i'm gonna pork single-handedly placating a full army of orcs just a third-life crisis? i'm in a 1/n-life crisis the limit approaching zero as i fight this "oh you're feeling panicked about how your life is? move across the country to seattle to some big poo poo apartment", a capitol hill rented compartment while i work away in the knowledge department for salary impartment to pay my way while still posting my magnum opus in byob ("im gay") if you don't want the bread, go ahead and eat cake (but come visit and i'll feed you if you ever need a break)
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necro ive been enmeshed in it like gilgamesh in it thousand faces pull the lit out from it since i walked with braces i could pull the rug out from it and i could cut the rug clean like i saw the black stitches mob with the stars who stay cursing these snitches if you try and see it you'll probably just miss it burning entrails when u should be burning that brisket we dont listen, twist it to fit it break it just to make it work something's been making me lurk it's making it worse put my lurk in reverse, these posts live from the hearse, the post gods will stay quoting my verse
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