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GolfHole posted:touch rear end touch gas or touch grass nobody posts for free
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its all nice on rice posted:There's grass here. Does that count? Sure as hell looks like the PNW. Lots of grass there I'm told...
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Aug 9, 2022 00:01
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Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead!
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Aug 9, 2022 00:55
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:grass is full of bugs and stuff This Also I am just too lazy to leave my bed Cotton used to be like grass so close enough right
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Aug 9, 2022 01:10
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I went on a 2 mile walk in 100 degree heat but it was all on concrete so I did not touch grass I did touch a shrub though
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Aug 9, 2022 01:11
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I'm gonna lay one of those fake grass mats at my desk and then I'll be touching grass every day 
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Aug 9, 2022 01:17
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Flyball posted:Only if you touch it. I walked on the grass. That count's as touching, right? No shoes on at the time.
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Aug 9, 2022 02:04
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when i started working downtown id walk in denvers civic centet park and eventually too many crust punks were touching the grass so they closed the park and all the hobos migrated to union station where there is no grass to be touched and you can smoke foilies indiscriminately so everyone wins
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Aug 9, 2022 06:40
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What's crust punk? A hippie?
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Aug 9, 2022 06:53
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its a subculture but in this instance im using it as shorthand for a teenage/young 20s hobo, normally by choice, who rides the rails unironically and lives like a depression era bum.
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Aug 9, 2022 07:24
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*packs bowl*
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Aug 9, 2022 07:33
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I took my daughter outside to touch grass yesterday but not because a mod told me to
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Aug 9, 2022 13:12
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Nooner posted:the lil patch of grass in my yard is all dead because its been like 110 degrees for the last month and a half and also we are in a drought and have to limit water usage. I wish the mods would tell me to go touch drought resistant landscape instead Touch the grass before it's all gone so you can tell the next generation about it.
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Aug 9, 2022 13:17
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drat drought and dog piss done burned up all my grass 
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Aug 9, 2022 14:46
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Touch the dog piss by transitive property it's grass
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Aug 9, 2022 14:50
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Bula Vinaka posted:What's crust punk? A hippie? "Homeless" late-teen early-twenty something who has daddy's platinum Visa available for emergencies.
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Aug 9, 2022 15:00
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flubber nuts posted:i choose to float through the empty void of intergalactic space, touching only a few atoms every thousand years. Probably carbon atoms from some bird that got a piece of grass on its beak, flew way up in the sky, sneezed the grass off, grass floats up into the upper atmosphere and gets captured by the suns gravity, turns to ash, fans out on a solar wind and now it’s STUCK on YOUR WINDOW IN THE COMMAND MODULE ARGH. Spaceships don’t need windshield wipers, why would a spaceship need windshield wipers? ALL THE FRIGGIN KNOWLEDGE IN THE UNIVERSE in your data banks and you have to make a PIT STOP on GWWRRRFLIOX to WIPE THIS poo poo OFF because it’s DRIVING YOU FRIGGIN NUTS!
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Aug 9, 2022 15:02
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:"Homeless" late-teen early-twenty something who has daddy's platinum Visa available for emergencies. Takes one to know one eh Henry
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Aug 9, 2022 15:07
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Das Boo posted:Kinda sorta named after the Tintern Abbey because my sister always thought that'd be a cute cat name. I can dig it
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