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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfWLYt9IAcw

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Build me a robot to cram my rear end with pickles

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I have a bottle of wine, but I think those are only temporary HP, does have a decent duration though.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I only have some Arby's :(

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


I have half a can of Pringles

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
I know there's a full turkey dinner in one of these garbage cans somewhere!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I have vodka and pretzels.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


I've got your potion right here buddy grabs genitals

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


https://youtu.be/Ck8MbjcxXyc

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I vaguely remember way back in the day when this was a mac only game, like rivaling prince of Persia on PC. :ohdear:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I got something ya can quaff OP

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
I sit down on the ground and suck my dick until I cum in my mouth. Swallowing my seed, I feel my strength returning

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

they call me the piemaster

i hosed s LOT of pies

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

chicken chayser

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I crack open one of my familiars and drink their lifeblood.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Instead of an HP system, how about a TP system. When your character gets low T it can manifest in such ways as low sex drive, erectile dysfunction (flopsy), memory issues, hair loss, fatigue, increased body fat, mood changes, smaller penis and testicle size, hot flashes. To increase the T, the character must buy totally legit pills from websites with dark backgrounds and a general AXE Body Odour aesthetic.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I only have some Arby's :(

You eat the Arby’s.

You are struck by 100 poison damage.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK5fGq_fiHU&t=20s

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm mostly suggin rod

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mooey Cow posted:

Instead of an HP system, how about a TP system. When your character gets low T it can manifest in such ways as low sex drive, erectile dysfunction (flopsy), memory issues, hair loss, fatigue, increased body fat, mood changes, smaller penis and testicle size, hot flashes. To increase the T, the character must buy totally legit pills from websites with dark backgrounds and a general AXE Body Odour aesthetic.

I don't think that's how thetans work <:mad:>

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

This is where I lay my hands. On myself. Privately, if I can

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
By eating this pile of celery henceforth I shall achieve two things: reduce my corpulence by 50 stone, and produce the largest loades in the whole of Albion such that I may pay off my many debts, feed starving villagers, my dog, tattooists, grow a tree, etcetera.

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