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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Turns out he's the son of Chicken Man:

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He better not get his hands mixed up.

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Rib Kid: Origins

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

The sight of God is to unfold
Memories untold
For every poem's a rhyme
The joke is father time

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The Rise of Ribkid

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
that’s a drumstick, i’m calling BS (barbecue sauce)

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

:wink:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Rib Kid: Behind the Bone

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I always thought Rib Kid was more feral. Like born from a hog and a skunk ape. This shatters my world.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
"I learned it from watching youuuuu!!"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a chicken man

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
The hell with the Chicken Man, it’s all about that Chicken Lady :gizz:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
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Um, pretty sure the original Rib Kid was Eve, born from the rib of Adam

so sayeth the lord amen

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Um, pretty sure the original Rib Kid was Eve, born from the rib of Adam

so sayeth the lord amen

Wait so Chicken Man in the picture is God?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Bad Purchase posted:

that’s a drumstick, i’m calling BS (barbecue sauce)

You're right, Drumstick Man would better match with Rib Kid's naming theme.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

goatface posted:

He better not get his hands mixed up.

hate it when this happens

is this the guy that got his house blown up by Bruce Springsteen or whatever

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
Reminder that Rib Kid is in prison for murdering the manager of a food bank for the un-housed.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i heard in the 90s marilyn manson had rib kid removed so he could suck his own dick

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

not sure how you're supposed to suck your own dick all covered in sauce like that.

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

replace with chicken dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm1iXbxn4lg

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
chicken boo got into the WILDEST situations

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bloopsy posted:

Reminder that Rib Kid is in prison for murdering the manager of a food bank for the un-housed.

This has been debunked like a thousand times.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

This has been debunked like a thousand times.

Didn’t even manage to get “cool beans” out of my mouth before my bubble was burst and the words went flaccid :(

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

This has been debunked like a thousand times.

sure, one incident was debunked, but we can’t prove ribkid wasn’t or never will be jailed for separate but similar food bank murder.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Wait so Chicken Man in the picture is God?

technically Saturn

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Bad Purchase posted:

sure, one incident was debunked, but we can’t prove ribkid wasn’t or never will be jailed for separate but similar food bank murder.

This!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bad Purchase posted:

sure, one incident was debunked, but we can’t prove ribkid wasn’t or never will be jailed for separate but similar food bank murder.

Well I mean who among us HASN’T committed a crime of passion?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
What about rib kid 2: electric boogaloo?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenman_(radio_series)

Also, does ribkid have a sister. What would she be?

Steak girl?

Porkchop lady? Or was that ribkid's mom?

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Nic Cage IS... Herman Munster

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