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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
SPACE WARS!!!

No, not the old arcade game! No, not the free MMO! I'm talking about SPACE WARS: Quest for the Deepstar



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBuSST2KJws

It's a movie about :

-Life, death, and resurrection by turning your soul into a vial of blue goo!
-Economic inequality!
-Space heists!
-Starfighters shooting "pew-pew" lasers!
-Giant piranha-headed spiders!
-Bounty hunters with face tattoos!
-Fist fights!

SPACE WARS! FEEL THE MAGIC! CATCH THE DEEPSTAR FEVER!

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This movie would make some awesome cutscenes.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

This movie would make some awesome cutscenes.

But those cutscenes strung together into a movie would make a DEEPSTAR of a film!

The soul in the year 2980...



SPACE WARS!!!

Sexy future babes in space...



SPACE WARS!!!

Alien worlds and black leather belts...



SPACE WARS!!!

Exotic locations that are definitely not just to the side of the road...



SPACE WARS!!!

Dogfights in asteroid belts...



HAN SOLO!!!

Evil robots...



BLACK HOLE!!!

Sexy future babes fighting bad guys...



AEON FLUX!!!

Aliens that are mashups of scary animals we're familiar with...



SPACE WARS!!!

See it in theaters (maybe), or more likely, see it on SyFy...

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Deeply suspicious of this.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

josh04 posted:

Deeply suspicious of this.

Would this man lie to you?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

When will we have space peace

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

RBA Starblade posted:

When will we have space peace

that'sa ban

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Jed Rowen plays MANX



Half-Man, Half-Spanx, ALL SPACE WARS!!!

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
He's his own worst enemy!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
So for anyone who seen this exactly how deep is deep star, and what is it deep in. Did it fall down a cosmic well or something?

or is it like philosophy/thinking about the meaning of life deep, so it's like a star that gives really sage advice?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I'm just so tired of these space wars

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Weka posted:

I'm just so tired of these space wars

the titular line

I'll take obscure references I somehow will never forget for $200, Alex!

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

Twenty Four posted:

the titular line

I'll take obscure references I somehow will never forget for $200, Alex!

Season 1 of UCB is the finest sketch comedy ever made theres no shame in it

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


lonelylikezoidberg posted:

Season 1 of UCB is the finest sketch comedy ever made theres no shame in it

:hmmyes:

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

Finally watched the trailer. For the first minute or so I really thought things were about to get extremely... Christian. Then it turned out to largely be about dollar, which is fine but not so funny.

"We need this money to respawn mom!" is pretty good though I guess.

pogue23
Aug 15, 2002

Son, I am disappoint.

Weka posted:

I'm just so tired of these space wars

The immortal line..

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I see a future Rifftrax release.

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