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Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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Grayne Wetzky

# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:01

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# ? May 5, 2024 03:37

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sarge Mimpson

# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:39

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Spoonerisms are meant to make sense both ways, right?

# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:52

Beezle: Oct 19, 2008; Happy Steve Perry Day!

Tree Bucket posted:

Spoonerisms are meant to make sense both ways, right?

One pondered her scent

# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:39

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tree Bucket posted:

Spoonerisms are meant to make sense both ways, right?

Bree Tucket

Yeah, that checks out.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:29

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Bree Tucket is 100% a Mormon real estate agent and micro-influencer.

# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:34

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

Bear Enthusiast posted:

lovely background characters in a star wars comic book or novel or something

Jad Dokes

# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:45

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Tete Pownsend

# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:27

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

Boot Rear

# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:31

1: Feb 28, 2007; 1️⃣
Just another number.

Sock Ramen

E: Just realised this might not make sense outside Knifecrime Island - here "rock salmon" is the nasty option for fish and chips. Also sometimes called "huss" or "sweet William". But formally called "starry smooth-hound" or "spiny dogfish" depending on the specific species. And, as you'll obviously have worked out from "smooth-hound", they're actually tiny sharks.

E2: And this is completely unrelated to the other rock salmon more commonly known as the mangrove red snapper (aka mangrove Jack, dog bream, Stuart Evader or river Roman).

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:00

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

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Sock Ramen

E: Just realised this might not make sense outside Knifecrime Island - here "rock salmon" is the nasty option for fish and chips. Also sometimes called "huss" or "sweet William". But formally called "starry smooth-hound" or "spiny dogfish" depending on the specific species. And, as you'll obviously have worked out from "smooth-hound", they're actually tiny sharks.

E2: And this is completely unrelated to the other rock salmon more commonly known as the mangrove red snapper (aka mangrove Jack, dog bream, Stuart Evader or river Roman).

you lot are out of your minds

# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Lock Robster

# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:31

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

Meatish Swedeballs

# ? Apr 30, 2024 13:35

dorkthrone: Nov 11, 2019

g'm iay

# ? Apr 30, 2024 15:48

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Mister Speaker posted:

you lot are out of your minds

yeah ok spister meaker

# ? Apr 30, 2024 15:54

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

Swill Myth

# ? Apr 30, 2024 16:28

1: Feb 28, 2007; 1️⃣
Just another number.

Mister Speaker posted:

you lot are out of your minds

Fish and chips is serious business here - it even got a special exclusion from rationing during WWI + WWII

Winifred Madgers posted:

Meatish Swedeballs

There are these (delicious and easy to make) chocolate bon-bon things called rum truffles which are very similar in size and appearance to Swedish meatballs...