- Johnny Keats
- Jan 24, 2023
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##Vote YPM
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- NeverHelm
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Never attribute to malice that post which is adequately explained by a poor sense of humor.
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Well, it's not like I have any other real suspects... I did think it was a little strange that YPM was willing to vote their "biggest townread" on such a shaky premise as "Clo made an unverifiable claim in a masonry I haven't seen". ##vote Your Personal Muse
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- votefinder
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scoop scoop
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Votecount for Day 7
  Your Personal Muse (2): Johnny Keats, NeverHelm
NeverHelm (1): Your Personal Muse
Not Voting (3): AnonymousNarcotics, PhantomMuzzles, Tsietisin
With 6 alive, it's 4 votes to execute. The current deadline is June 01st, 2024 at 5 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 1 hour, 16 minutes.
Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing...
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Jun 1, 2024 20:43
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- AnonymousNarcotics
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we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
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I'm in ##vote ypm
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Jun 1, 2024 20:48
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- Johnny Keats
- Jan 24, 2023
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Well there have been Loved players in this game so I guess we can post until hammer is confirmed
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- Johnny Keats
- Jan 24, 2023
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Did you just immediately vote your biggest townread, Tsi? Lol
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- Your Personal Muse
- Oct 5, 2010
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what a cool dude
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Gg scum
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Jun 1, 2024 21:01
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- JosefStalinator
- Oct 9, 2007
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Come Tbilisi if you want to live.
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Grimey Drawer
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Jesus' disciples, weary from days of fruitless debate, finally cast their votes on time this time. Unfortunately, they sealed their demise.
YourPersonalMuse aka Simon Zealotes, Town-Aligned Apostle was given to the Romans and killed day 7!
quote:
You are Simon Zealotes, Town-Aligned Apostle
One of the apostles, Simon is most famous for being the "Zealot," or apostle most associated with the more fanatical followers of Jesus. The 1973 documentary interprets his role as the one most aggressive in pushing Jesus to use his power to lead an uprising against the Romans, and carve out a new home for the Jews free of Roman rule and under Jesus' enlightened tutelage.
More than 50,000: Once per game, as a public day action you may "##Add a Touch of Hate at" another player, unleashing your fanatical followers on them, ripping them apart in an act of mob violence and killing them instantly.
You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.
Night 7 begins...
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Jun 1, 2024 21:49
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- JosefStalinator
- Oct 9, 2007
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Come Tbilisi if you want to live.
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Grimey Drawer
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Around midnight night 7, the followers of Jesus are awoken by screaming.
Their comrade, NeverHelm lies bleeding to death on the sandy ground. Standing over their soon to be lifeless corpse is Tsietisin, with a grin a mile wide. Beside him stands AnonymousNarcotics, sneering most perniciciously.
In a deep, Bass voice Tsietisin says:
"Stealth is no longer necessary. This is over."
JohnnyKeats and PhantomMuzzles can only look in horror, as they realize that they have lost.
Neverhelm, aka A Bus Full of Hippie Theatre Folks, Town-Aligned Bus Hippies was beaten to death Night 7!
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You are A Bus Full of Hippie Theatre Folks, Town-Aligned Bus Hippies
You are travelling across the Negev in style, bringing the whole cast of the documentary and most of its props to where it needs to be for Jesus to do his thing. Even though you're transporting scum and town alike, your sympathies lie with the Son of God himself.
Beep Beep: Each night, you may ##busdrive two players across the desert. Any actions targetting one player will instead target the other, and vice versa.
You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.
Scum have uncontestable control of the vote, and win the game!
The remaining flips:
PhantomMuzzles
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You are Jesus Christ, Town-aligned Messiah and Son of God
Behold the man - you are Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God. Your followers know not what fate awaits you - you know you are likely doomed to die, but in your death, His will is to be done. You're not exactly comfortable with this arrangement, but understand that it is beyond your fate. Until the appointed hour of your sacrifice, you will work to continue your mission gathering new followers and teaching them, so that they may continue your good work once you are done.
Watch Me Die: Your inevitable death will be painful, but as it is part of God's divine plan, it is for the benefit of all. For the one night after your crucifixion, all town players will have their actions empowered (cannot be blocked or redirected).
Everything is Fixed: Your death is divinely ordained - as such, it takes one less vote than would otherwise be required to bring about your execution.
And You Can't Change That: Your death will be from crucifixion, betrayed by some combination of your followers and those already seeking your destruction. You CANNOT die during the night by any means whatsoever. This protection overrides juggernauts and any other modifier or mechanism.
You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.
WindwardAway/Johnny Keats
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You are Brian Cohen, Town-Aligned Jewish Man Mistaken for the Messiah
Born the same day but in the stable next door to Jesus of Nazareth, you have spent your life in Jesus' shadow. Mistaken as the messiah despite your repeated insistence that you are in fact just a regular man, you've inadvertently attracted a following through a successive buildup of misunderstandings. The only reason you tolerate this is due to the knowledge that you are shamefully half-Roman, and sympathize with efforts by some of Jesus' followers to oppose the Roman authorities.
I am not the Messiah! Despite your insistence, everyone thinks you're the damned Messiah. You will show up as Jesus to all investigations.
You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.
Tsietisin
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You are Caiaphas, Scum-Aligned High Priest
As high priest of the Jewish people, your job is to protect your people and your faith from all threats. The Jews have already endured humiliating captivity and oppression, with the Romans being their most recent conqueror, and admittedly, a relatively benevolent one. Now, a troublesome priest is making claims to be the "messiah" - and it is only a matter of time before he or his followers start yet another uprising, drawing you and all the Jewish people into the conflict, a conflict you almost certainly will lose. The stakes he is gambling with are frighteningly high, you must crush him completely - for the sake of the nation, this "Jesus" must die.
You win when scum have uncontested control of the vote.
You have the following characteristics:
So it is decided: Your deep bass voice is an indication of your authority and vigor. When assigned the night kill, you cannot be stopped, role blocked, or redirected in any way (juggernaut).
AnonymousNarcotics
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You are King Herod Antipas, SCUM-Aligned Client King
You are OVERJOYED, to meet Jesus face to face. But is he really God? Or King of the Jews? You sure hope not, because that's your job! You and your troupe of gleefully flamboyant dancers and followers are threatened by Jesus' rise to power, and will gladly work with the Roman authorities and High Priests to be rid of the supposed "Son of God." At least that's what he said...
Captive Fan: You really are a strange thing, mystifying even. Each night you may ##mesmerize another player with your musical renditions, redirecting their night action to another randomly chosen target (or targets, if they target multiple players).
You posses a Beauty Level of 12.
You win when scum have uncontested control of the vote.
Jesus lives, and is never sacrificed, meaning Christianity never exists!
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Jun 2, 2024 02:27
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- JosefStalinator
- Oct 9, 2007
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Come Tbilisi if you want to live.
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Grimey Drawer
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Epilogue
2753 Ab Urbe Condita, Texus, United Provinciae of America
Consular Election Day, Prairie Temple Ranch
"The results are coming in Georgius... and they don't look good."
"Give it to me straight Dickus, don't sugar coat it for me."
"I just talked to Jebbus and he says it's not close enough. He and Reinquus can't rig it."
"By Jupiter's cock, Dickus, what happened to the campaign!? Where did we go wrong?"
"The traditional values strategy... mandatory temple sacrifices, banning same-sex coupling... it just didn't stick."
"Then... our dream?"
"Dead. For now."
*Dickus Grins*
"But there's always next year."
Congrats to Tsietisin, AnonymousNarcotics, Egalz, and Wologar for winning the game, and preventing 9/11!
JosefStalinator fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Jun 2, 2024
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Jun 2, 2024 02:27
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- PhantomMuzzles
- Jun 23, 2022
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It's a puzzle.
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Oh well at least I defied God's plans.
I'm so sorry I totally spaced like the whole last game day 😭 I was playing board games and completely lost track of time
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Jun 2, 2024 02:31
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- CubicalSucrose
- Jan 1, 2013
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Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
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Absolutely flabbergasting scum play. Congrats!
I got hat 2.0'd with Wind/Keats' role existing. Going to have to think twice before joining another JS game.
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Jun 2, 2024 02:34
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- AnonymousNarcotics
- Aug 6, 2012
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we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
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I can't believe y'all let me live to end game. Have you learned nothing from my meta?
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Jun 2, 2024 02:40
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- b-minus1
- Jul 24, 2008
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She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
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I can't believe y'all let me live to end game. Have you learned nothing from my meta?
It was driving me nuts lol
Nice job scum team
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Jun 2, 2024 02:53
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- AnonymousNarcotics
- Aug 6, 2012
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we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
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Great job Tsi scum mvp
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Jun 2, 2024 03:04
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- AnonymousNarcotics
- Aug 6, 2012
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we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
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Thanks for the game js
Now we all get on the bus and go home
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Jun 2, 2024 03:15
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- Tired Moritz
- Mar 25, 2012
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wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS
(n o i c e)
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Just in time for pride month omg
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Jun 2, 2024 06:15
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- Cloacamazing!
- Apr 18, 2018
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Too cute to be evil
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Congratulations on a deserved victory, scumteam! Here's your song!
quote:Every time I read this thread
I don't understand
Why we let the things we did
Get so out of hand
We'd have managed better
If we'd voted AN
Now why'd this thread end up so dead
And just lurker land?
If we'd post some more
We could have reached a whole nation
Full-on lurker thread
Is no mass communication
(Don't you get me wrong)
Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong, now)
Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong)
Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong, now)
Don't you get me wrong
Only want to know
(Only want to know, now)
Only want to know
(Only want to know)
Only want to know
(Only want to know, now)
Only want to know
Egalz, chick
Egalz, chick
Why didn't you grab yourself a vig?
Egalz, chick
Egalz, chick
Why didn't you grab yourself a vig?
wologar
wologar
Why did you really save saladscooper?
wologar
wologar
Why did you really save saladscooper?
Tell me what you thing
About this team at the top
Now who do you think of these scumbros
Was the cream of the crop?
Tsietisin was he where it's at?
The innocent newb act?
Was ANarc really votable
Or were there other facts?
Did we need to lose like that?
Was that a mistake or
Did we know our messy deaths
Would be a record breaker?
Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong, now) Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong) Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong, now) Don't you get me wrong
Only want to know
(Only want to know now) Only want to know
(Only want to know) Only want to know
(Only want to know now) Only want to know
Egalz, chick
Egalz, chick
Why didn't you grab yourself a vig?
Egalz, chick
Egalz, chick
Why didn't you grab yourself a vig?
wologar
wologar
Why did you really save saladscooper?
wologar
wologar
Why did you really save saladscooper?
Tsietisin
Tsietisin
What does it feel like, your first scumwin?
Tsietisin
Tsietisin
What does it feel like, your first scumwin?
AnonNarc
AnonNarc
If I tell you to vote them, you'd better hark
AnonNarc
AnonNarc
If I tell you to vote them, you'd better hark
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