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Skrotum posted:I have a question: what the gently caress is a buttboy? Its not a gay thing is it? I took it as kind of squire to non-knights in sell-sword companies. Dietrich posted:The target you shoot arrows at is called a butt Aww yeah,  To add a little more substance, a buttboy is a guy with a butt. You put your penis into the butt, it's pretty cool. YES bread fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Oct 3, 2011 |
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Victarions maester is the definition of a buttboy.
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Oct 3, 2011 00:54
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A buttboy is willing. Victarion's maester is a rape victim.
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Oct 3, 2011 00:57
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Maytag posted:A buttboy is willing. Victarion's maester is a rape victim. Willing... to be raped? I'm not sure what you're saying here.
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Oct 3, 2011 01:04
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YES bread posted:Willing... to be raped? I'm not sure what you're saying here. In ASOIAF you can rape the willing, the unwilling, and pretty much everything in between.
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Oct 3, 2011 01:31
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A buttboy is willing to have penises inserted into his anus. He welcomes it. A rape victim does not want any foreign object inserted into any orifice or even rubbed on them. Is frottage still rape?
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Oct 3, 2011 02:32
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I'm pretty sure it's "I won't rape you, kill you and steal your stuff if you let me gently caress you without biting me." I wouldn't call that not-rape, and it's probably something similair to Victarions maester. Edit - You know this is a stupid discussion. Buttboy could mean anything from someone who's willing to forced. bigmcgaffney posted:The maester was eurons buttboy before he got gangplankraped. The real question is was Satin Jons buttboy? hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Oct 3, 2011 |
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Oct 3, 2011 02:44
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The maester was eurons buttboy before he got gangplankraped.
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Oct 3, 2011 02:52
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Maytag posted:Is frottage still rape? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frotteurism posted:Frotteurism refers to a paraphilic interest in rubbing, usually one's pelvis or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual gratification 
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Oct 3, 2011 03:23
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When a buttboy grows up does he evolve into an assman?
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Oct 3, 2011 04:02
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If he evolves into assman does that mean he gets to go up on stage and scream racial slurs while threatening to stab someone with a fork?
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Oct 3, 2011 04:10
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Contra Calculus posted:If he evolves into assman does that mean he gets to go up on stage and scream racial slurs while threatening to stab someone with a fork? Pretty sure Tyrion does that in the next book.
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Oct 3, 2011 04:14
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IRQ posted:Pretty sure Tyrion does that in the next book. Look at this idealistic child who thinks there will be another book.
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Oct 3, 2011 04:22
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Contra Calculus posted:Look at this idealistic child who thinks there will be another book. It'll be in a leaked chapter that will float around on the internet for five years before eventually being taken down from the official website when he decides it needs to be pushed back into the seventh book.
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Oct 3, 2011 04:28
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Look at those people who didn't realize Tyrion did this in the first book. Don't you need to level up your reading skill??
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Oct 3, 2011 04:30
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NoneSuch posted:The real question is was Satin Jons buttboy? Satin is the unofficial catamite for everyone at Castle Black. After Moletown gets deserted the female whores are no longer available, so it falls to Satin to take up the slack. The reason everyone always refers to him as a whore in a derogatory fashion is because they hope they will draw attention away from the fact that they too hosed Satin up the butt.
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Oct 3, 2011 13:04
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Could someone please inform a new person what R+L=J stands for? I don't think there's enough magic in the world to let Renly and Loras father a child.
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Oct 3, 2011 15:36
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Why cookie Rocket posted:Could someone please inform a new person what R+L=J stands for? I don't think there's enough magic in the world to let Renly and Loras father a child. Rhaegar, Lyanna, Jon
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Oct 3, 2011 15:40
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I must have missed whatever throwaway line in the book used the term buttboy.
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Oct 3, 2011 15:47
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Ross posted:I must have missed whatever throwaway line in the book used the term buttboy. The works of Gurm are dense and layered. You really have to read closely to catch the important bits.
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Oct 3, 2011 17:40
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Welcome back, Bad Thread. I've missed you.
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Oct 3, 2011 18:24
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IRQ posted:The works of Gurm are dense and layered. You really have to read closely to catch the important bits. I have been working on leveling up my Reading skill but it's hard to find the hours in the day for that and concurrently grinding up Rape.
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Oct 3, 2011 18:34
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I didn't like this book, I didn't like it at all and I don't get why people are defending it. Dany is the worst character ever written and so is Daario.
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Oct 3, 2011 19:51
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Look at this babby who didn't know to level up buttboy before the GRRMfight 
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Oct 3, 2011 20:11
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Why cookie Rocket posted:Could someone please inform a new person what R+L=J stands for? I don't think there's enough magic in the world to let Renly and Loras father a child. Raff the Sweetling + Lommy Greenhands = Jinglebell.
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Oct 3, 2011 20:20
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Martin Van Buren posted:Raff the Sweetling + Lommy Greenhands = Jinglebell. Oh gently caress spoilers
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Oct 3, 2011 20:21
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whowhatwhere posted:Look at this babby who didn't know to level up buttboy before the GRRMfight To be fair you really have to grind it pretty hard to have it ready for ADWD.
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Oct 3, 2011 22:09
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Robert Arryn + Lysa Arryn = Jon Connington Don't loving ask how.
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Oct 3, 2011 22:10
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Jakabite posted:Robert Arryn + Lysa Arryn = Jon Connington It involves warging. The best kind of warging. Like Bran does to Hodor.
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Oct 3, 2011 22:36
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Ross posted:I must have missed whatever throwaway line in the book used the term buttboy. Luckily at least one butt boy section of ADWD is available for free viewing on google books: http://books.google.com/books?id=1iRcTDvPlQsC&printsec=frontcover&hl=en#v=onepage&q=%22butt%20boy%22&f=false GRRM is such a "good" writer that he managed to use both meanings of "butt boy" in the section: "You are too ugly to be Bokkoko's butt boy" - rear end slave "We can dress you up in squire's steel, pretend you're Jorah's butt boy" - servile underling
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Oct 3, 2011 22:57
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IRQ posted:It involves warging. The best kind of warging. Like Bran does to Hodor. The kind that'll eventually involve Meera (or Jojen, Bran might be gay) being raped?
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Oct 3, 2011 23:19
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Nah bro Tyron is not hairy enough to be J-Dawg's buttboy, would as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
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Oct 4, 2011 01:17
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How did I fail to make the connection before? SAMWELL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
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Oct 4, 2011 02:04
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Finished Dance today. I have now returned to the bad thread.
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Oct 4, 2011 02:13
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Soulcleaver posted:Finished Dance today. I have now returned to the bad thread. Rather good timing on your part. My update: Haven't read a page since the last update. I DID rediscover some old friends, however. They figured out how to kill the hackers as well as make a few bucks
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Oct 4, 2011 03:07
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I can't finish this book.
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Oct 4, 2011 03:15
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Soulcleaver posted:Finished Dance today. I have now returned to the bad thread. Havent even started it. Read every spoiler I could, and am still waiting on chapter summaries so that I dont have to give that fat gently caress my money. Edit: Any of you fat fucks want my money for the book?
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MeerkatHero posted:How did I fail to make the connection before? I think about that mixed with Sam Gamgee everytime I read about Sam'd pink mast. For real content:
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Spermy Smurf posted:Havent even started it. Read every spoiler I could, and am still waiting on chapter summaries so that I dont have to give that fat gently caress my money. Send me a PM with an email address or something and I'll hook you up.
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Okay. I finished the book just now. I appreciated Varys' return, and there were a few other events I enjoyed which have by now been discussed to death, so I won't bother making a complete list. Dany's poop was described with a suspicious level of detail. I hope she ends up taking over the new khalasar and that she doesn't suck so much, next book. Maybe she finally loving learned something. I don't see the issue there was with writing the Meerenese Knot. I guess, looking in from the outside, the whole "oh, Drogon burns some poo poo then carries Dany away from her poo poo city" seems like a really easy solution but maybe it was hard for Gurm to go there. Who can even loving say. Edit: Hated Kevan's death.
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