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IRQ posted:even though his books are Randroid self insert rape fantasy, can get books out the door, unlike Gurm. This is why he can churn out books, because he writes them by slapping his dick on a word processor. Gurm actually uses his thick sausagy fingers to write his books and the result is 1. engaging and unpredictable storytelling and 2. sensuous descriptions of medieval food bordering on fixation.
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The food descriptions are the best part. candied puppy brains~~~ 
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Oct 27, 2011 21:20
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rejutka posted:To be fair, testicles are poison factories and them fuckers rupturing and spilling chemicals means you have not a lot of time before you up and die. This just seems like dangerous advice to me. Would you stick your foot into a gelatinous cube?
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Oct 27, 2011 21:25
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anachrodragon posted:
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Oct 27, 2011 21:33
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The food descriptions are the best part. I came. I think my biggest problem with Dance was the Harlequin Romance cookbook slashfic was toned down so much. What's the point of reading a GRRM novel if he's not painstakingly detailing food (and nipples).
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Oct 27, 2011 21:40
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neongrey posted:This just seems like dangerous advice to me. Would you stick your foot into a gelatinous cube? That's not all I'd stick in a gelatinous cube.
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Oct 27, 2011 21:42
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Tony Danza Claus posted:I came. I remember getting to the part where Victarion pirated that boat full of prostitutes and he started in on describing SEVEN of them and I was like "oh poo poo here we go" then there was only like a sentence for each of them. The hell?
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Oct 27, 2011 22:06
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I remember getting to the part where Victarion pirated that boat full of prostitutes and he started in on describing SEVEN of them and I was like "oh poo poo here we go" then there was only like a sentence for each of them. The hell? I spontaneously achieved orgasm after the third girl, but maybe that was because I started thinking about Frey loving Pie.
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Oct 27, 2011 22:09
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whowhatwhere posted:"She did not know if he was in her or she in him." Ghost Drogo really has to be all "the gently caress?" when he looks on the whore that Dany became. ADwD: The book that made me hate someone more than Catelyn.
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Oct 27, 2011 22:11
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The food descriptions are the best part. "Dolorous Edd opened the salted barrel carefully, almost reverently. He knew he had discovered the best food in all of Westeros. Yes, this is why. This is why we made a bijillion-mile-tall wall of ice that doesn't protect us against poo poo. There were three flavors; one was sweet and savory, colored a mahogany brown and smelling of the rich dark humors of Sothoros. The next ribbon was pink and bright, tangy with the freshest strawing-berries of the Arbor. The last was kind of boring and creamy and white; it needed peanuts or hot-fudge or something. I'll give this one to Jon-Ghost, he shits everywhere anyway and vanilla is boring as hell." .... a bowl of icecream and fire.
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Oct 27, 2011 22:41
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The food descriptions are the best part. I ate a delicious shawarma today. Chicken and "beef", on a bed of lettuce and onions, sauced with hummus, garlic puree, and sesame sauce, wrapped in a warm pita. It was delicious. You know, I never got around to making a Let's Cook! HBO's GoT Lemoncakes video. I have two recipes to film myself failing at now, I should really do that.
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Oct 27, 2011 23:36
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mikey triumph posted:"Dolorous Edd opened the salted barrel carefully, almost reverently. He knew he had discovered the best food in all of Westeros. Yes, this is why. This is why we made a bijillion-mile-tall wall of ice that doesn't protect us against poo poo. There were three flavors; one was sweet and savory, colored a mahogany brown and smelling of the rich dark humors of Sothoros. The next ribbon was pink and bright, tangy with the freshest strawing-berries of the Arbor. The last was kind of boring and creamy and white; it needed peanuts or hot-fudge or something. I'll give this one to Jon-Ghost, he shits everywhere anyway and vanilla is boring as hell." The man-wolf rumbled a growl and bent down to lap at the sweet crystallized milk in the bowl below, drizzled with warm elk blood. "You know nothing, Jon-Ghost," said Edd with a wry smile as he gently stroked his friend's soft downy fur.
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Oct 28, 2011 00:19
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Far to few references to his own demise to be actual Dolorous Edd quotes.
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Oct 28, 2011 00:23
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Far to few references to his own demise to be actual Dolorous Edd quotes. This WoW Dolorous Edd is alive with the burning glory of love, and feels optimistic for first time in his life, just a man and his dog-man lover.
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Oct 28, 2011 00:30
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Edit: double post, sorry, grrm is an absolutr fucker.
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Oct 28, 2011 00:30
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Edd invented ice cream. He used to be kind of a downer but he's got a new lease on life now that Jon brings the newspaper in every morning.
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Oct 28, 2011 00:36
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Jon warged out of his body and into Dolorous Edd's heart
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Oct 28, 2011 00:47
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whowhatwhere posted:Jon warged Dolorous Edd out of his body and into our hearts 
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Oct 28, 2011 01:03
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Intel&Sebastian posted:A re-read of COK just reminded me that Hot Pie is the kid who said he kicked another kid in the balls so hard his junk turned black and he died. That dude owns. I got side-kicked in the balls in college and one of my nuts turned black, I had to go get an ultrasound (sp?), it was pretty horrible.
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Oct 28, 2011 02:17
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mikey triumph posted:Edd invented ice cream. He used to be kind of a downer but he's got a new lease on life now that Jon brings the newspaper in every morning. I can imagine what Dolorous does with peanut butter. ...and I am sorry for the mental image.
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Oct 28, 2011 04:43
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Fog Tripper posted:I can imagine what Dolorous does with peanut butter. He spread it on crisp brown toast, right from the toasting rack. Dripping with salty butter and smothered is the richest peanuty goodness he had a good and wholesome breakfast. Then raped jon-wolf all afternoon long, 'Growls are wind, jon snow." he said as he came for the third time.
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Oct 28, 2011 05:10
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Random prediction, but I think that the "waking dragons out of stone" part of the prophecy could be fulfilled if Babby Aegon contracts the stone disease from Connington and is subsequently healed by whomever (just kidding we all know it's Jon).
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Oct 28, 2011 06:13
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It was quite enjoyable to see Game of Thrones mentioned on the Onion News Network show a couple days ago. Tucker Hope wanted to "be the front half of Daenerys' dragon (the green one)" for Halloween. Then he called Brooke Alvarez his khaleesi.
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Oct 28, 2011 06:32
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Ravus posted:He spread it on crisp brown toast, right from the toasting rack. Dripping with salty butter and smothered is the richest peanuty goodness he had a good and wholesome breakfast. I love all of you for this poo poo, each and every one of you. My dreams tonight will be sweet indeed, like candied locusts and sweet neep paste.
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Oct 28, 2011 09:18
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okay so is it out yet
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Oct 28, 2011 09:22
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Smiling Jack posted:okay so is it out yet gently caress you bro, just enjoy what little content we have so far of The Wargs of Winter. Never rush a master craftman, lest he write something as lovely as ADWD. By the way BoT, when is Gregor Clegane, PI going to go to his colleague Hard Boiled Edd for assistance?
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Oct 28, 2011 09:38
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Smiling Jack posted:okay so is it out yet Is it time to start moaning about the next book already?
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Oct 28, 2011 13:57
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Death By Chocolate posted:Is it time to start moaning about the next book already? I'm calling July 1, 2013 as the first real "the last one came out in 2011, back when Obama was president, TWO YEARS AGO" salvo.
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Oct 28, 2011 14:49
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bigmcgaffney posted:By the way BoT, when is Gregor Clegane, PI going to go to his colleague Hard Boiled Edd for assistance? Well, if you'll recall from the last chapter, Clegane shared a drink with Jaime Lannister after senselessly beating a bartender to death, then left to go visit the High Septon. I've read quite a bit more Dashiell Hammett since then, so I hope the series becomes more noirish than before.
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Oct 28, 2011 14:53
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bigmcgaffney posted:gently caress you bro, just enjoy what little content we have so far of The Wargs of Winter. Never rush a master craftman, lest he write something as lovely as ADWD. Not far off the mark. I'd rather he take his time (risking not finishing due to death) than have him put out another adwd. I honestly am more concerned with the value of my signed 1st editions. 
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Oct 28, 2011 15:26
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Fog Tripper posted:I'd rather he take his time (risking not finishing due to death) than have him put out another adwd. Dude, if he takes his time instead of rushing, he might run slap bang into the heat death of the universe.
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Oct 28, 2011 15:36
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How long before DwD did the bitching start? So if we start bitching RIGHT NOW maybe we'll only have to wait that number of years for the next book.
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Oct 28, 2011 19:04
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I ate a delicious shawarma today. Chicken and "beef", on a bed of lettuce and onions, sauced with hummus, garlic puree, and sesame sauce, wrapped in a warm pita. It was delicious. I just made lemoncakes last week and meant to take pictures. Sumptuous and moist lemoncakes the color of a summer sun, dusted by powdered sugar, the bright citrus flavor dissolving into bliss inside one's mouth. Their gooey, sugary sweetness reminded Dany of the semen now resting in her womb. "When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east," said Mirri Maz Duur. “When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves."
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Oct 28, 2011 20:08
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Quantify! posted:I had dumb opinions on stories for a long time, but when I wised up the stories became so much more rewarding because I can appreciate them on multiple levels. It's not just "Arya did some stuff," it's "Arya did some stuff, and changed as a person from who she was before," and when you get really into it it's "Arya did some stuff, changed as a person, and this reflects a general theme in the work of shifting identities and the search for self."
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Oct 28, 2011 20:53
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Hey guys guess what, its the movie we've all been waiting for! http://www.avclub.com/articles/film-version-of-george-rr-martins-wild-cards-in-th,64205/
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Oct 28, 2011 23:04
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Proposition Joe posted:Hey guys guess what, its the movie we've all been waiting for! I'm going to get really mad if they change anything about the outfit worn by the character who fucks dead bodies as a way to steal the memories of the deceased.
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Oct 28, 2011 23:06
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Proposition Joe posted:Hey guys guess what, its the movie we've all been waiting for! Woo! A SyFy original!
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Oct 28, 2011 23:42
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Proposition Joe posted:Hey guys guess what, its the movie we've all been waiting for! If Ron Perlman isn't in this I'll piss myself.
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Oct 28, 2011 23:48
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Proposition Joe posted:Hey guys guess what, its the movie we've all been waiting for! A Uwe Boll Film
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Maytag posted:How long before DwD did the bitching start? So if we start bitching RIGHT NOW maybe we'll only have to wait that number of years for the next book. Well the absolute fucker did say that ADWD would be out a year after AFFC. I think everyone now either doesn't expect there to be a next book or doesn't care after how lovely AFFC/ADWD were.
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