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Dead Man Posting posted:No. For example, all my post on this page are complete shitpost. But at this very moment, I am getting better with my posting because I am one second older in the regdate. Reading the Hunger games eh? We wouldn't say anything about a lecherous old man like the GRRM reading a young adult book would we? Winds of Winter: Arya participates in the Starvation Games upon her return to Westeros wherein peasant children fight in front of the court for a heel of black bread.
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If I remember correctly, the poo poo-dick infestation occurred soon after his wedding. I believe that there was some speculation regarding whether the poo poo-dick originated in the depths of Ty's bowels (bloody flux?) or in Paris' trencher. The poo poo-dick (e. coli infection in the urethra/bladder) may also have been caused by Ser Lardass' loss of ability to properly cleanse his rear end due to his exponentially expanding girth. The Not a Blog sympathy posts were nauseating. I sneaked a couple of obviously sarcastic posts by under a fake twitter acct. He replied to a couple of mine... probably because I used an avatar picture with huge tits.
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crazypeltast52 posted:Winds of Winter: Arya participates in the Starvation Games upon her return to Westeros wherein peasant children fight in front of the court for a heel of black bread.
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Joramun posted:I'm firmly on Team We should do something like this when the show starts back up. I'm on Team Frey! Rob does die in ACOC, right?
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IRQ posted:We should do something like this when the show starts back up. I'm on Team Frey! I think so. I'm staying away from the TVIV thread for fear of bans this season because of it.
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IRQ posted:We should do something like this when the show starts back up. I'm on Team Frey!
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I think his name was actually Robb, although the first b is silent.
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If they recast the role with David Schwimmer, they can call him Roß. Oh man, now I want Matthew Perry as Hot Pie.
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IRQ posted:We should do something like this when the show starts back up. I'm on Team Frey! Team Edd all up in this bitch. Get on this train and it ride. No cauliflower dick going to derail us, when Jon starts spending time with that fat gently caress Samwell we're not gonna get discouraged. I think Robby dies in SoS so there a ways to go on that front, too bad HBO filmed all the seasons but is just sitting on them like a bunch of fartknockers. Edit: Joey/Phoebe 4ever, but Paul Rudd was cool too bigmcgaffney fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Feb 17, 2012 |
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♪ I'll be there for you, when the rains of Castamere start to fall ♪
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IRQ posted:You leave my future desperation marriage pact wife-to-be alone! Or not, whatevs. As a Hitler I have to know whether or not you are Jewish before we can decide to get married and have babies together. Tony Danza Claus posted:my cat is norris is literally 10 hitlers in a 5 hitler bag. I am the  of Hitlers.So hey I was in Atlanta this week and EVEN THOUGH SOMEONE DIDN'T GET BACK TO ME ABOUT MAYBE HAVING LUNCH OR EEL PIES TOGETHER I saw this Gurm-a-like at some poo poo restaurant:  I wonder if Gurm now has clones running around that actually write for him. my cat is norris fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Feb 17, 2012 |
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Joramun posted:I think his name was actually Robb, although the first b is silent. Almost; it's the second b  Factor_VIII posted:I'm surprised there are people that believe that. It would suggest that GRRM finishes books quickly, which quite obviously isn't the case. Counterpoint (with anniversaries included because I have to live up to my nickname): A Game of Thrones: 6 Aug. 1996 (the 51st anniversary of the Hiroshima bombing. COINCIDENCE?!) A Clash of Kings: 16 November 1998 (UK) (84th anniversary of the opening of the US Federal Reserve  )A Storm of Swords: 8 August 2000 (UK) (10th anniversary of the annexation of Kuwait by Iraq) 3 books, 4 years. Joramun posted:I'm firmly on Team Team Baelish is obviously the correct team 
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whowhatwhere posted:Counterpoint (with anniversaries included because I have to live up to my nickname): PS: A Feast for Crows came out on the 17 October, on the 191st anniversary of the London Beer Flood which killed 9 people by drowning them in beer. Is GRRM a beer lover?
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Factor_VIII posted:Do we know when he actually started writing those books? If he had begun say a decade before it would fit with the overall pattern. The words beer and ale occur 191 times in Feast for Crows. Coincidence? I think not!
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Factor_VIII posted:Do we know when he actually started writing those books? If he had begun say a decade before it would fit with the overall pattern. it began in 1991, but was basically put on hold until 1994 because he had jobs which actually paid money.
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Ashrik posted:So what's the story with GURM getting shitdick? I don't know what that is Don't forget that he almost died from this too. He almost died from having poo poo on his dick and not cleaning it.
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Feb 17, 2012 23:56
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The GRRMalikes shall inherit the earth
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Anders posted:Don't forget that he almost died from this too. Has it been established that there is an actual causal relation between genital hygiene and life expectancy? If so I'm probably immortal now since I rinse mine daily, sometimes even twice.
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bigmcgaffney posted:The GRRMalikes shall inherit the earth
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Anders posted:Don't forget that he almost died from this too. I always understood it as in.
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run DNC posted:I always understood it as in. Correct. The GRRM Thread: Rinse yo Dick
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Coliform urinary tract infection. Hey I'm just here to say I'm really enjoying reading your posts in Brad Pitt's voice.
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bigmcgaffney posted:The GRRMalikes shall inherit the earth And the neeps shall inherit the Earth. We are the meisters of the temples of Syrinxx.
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I still say the avatar should have been Col. Hans Landa investigating Reddit for pedophiles. It would have set redditors off beautifully.
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run DNC posted:I always understood it as in. That's true at one point I guess, but even GURM ... If he didn't reinsert it himself after each time. Sick absolute fucker.
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I updated the OP with some very poorly made images so I can procrastinate writing this paper.
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Oh yeah, when is Winds of Winter coming out?
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Oh Tony
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Oh yeah, when is Winds of Winter coming out? When MRA posters respect women, when Ron Paul is no longer running for president, when the GRRM is no longer a pedophile and reddit stops hosting naked children.
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crazypeltast52 posted:When MRA posters respect women, when Ron Paul is no longer running for president, when the GRRM is no longer a pedophile and reddit stops hosting naked children. "Never!" The wind seemed to whisper
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crazypeltast52 posted:When MRA posters respect women, when Ron Paul is no longer running for president, when the GRRM is no longer a pedophile and reddit stops hosting naked children.
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my cat is norris posted:
GRRM should take a lesson from Gallagher and license these guys to appear at conventions for him .
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Tom Toddlesworth posted:"Never!" The wind seemed to whisper It is known.
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Tom Toddlesworth posted:"Never!" The wind seemed to whisper Ah yes, but words are wind.
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IRQ posted:Ah yes, but words are wind. This, but much and more
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savinhill posted:GRRM should take a lesson from Gallagher and license these guys to appear at conventions for him . Multiple Gurms is possibly the most terrifying idea ever. Also, I'm not against a Hunger Games crossover. Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Feb 18, 2012 |
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Urdnot Fire posted:Multiple Gurms is possibly the most terrifying idea ever. Well you are in luck! I'm sure someone in this thread can whip up a little Katniss/Littlefinger encounter or just switch Gale and Gendry, or maybe some hot lovin' between the two.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Multiple Gurms is possibly the most terrifying idea ever. Why not? We had a fine little ASOIAF/Warhammer 40K crossover going to distract us from the spiral of hate and loathing from waiting for the Mountain That Doesn't Write to finish the loving book. It was actually pretty drat good.
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Heh, "Mountain That Doesn't Write", that's a good one. Those are some good crossover ideas, for sure. I think I'd love to see what would happen if Ned Stark were replaced with Boromir.
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Exactly the same things.
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