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victorious posted:Maybe going slightly off-topic, but using the image data off letterboxd.com and some quick copy/pasting, I made a couple of wallpapers using the posters for all the movies I'd logged on the site. There's probably websites that do this for you, but I thought I'd kill some time. Oh wow, those are awesome! Makes my desktop look like the world's most fantastically baffling Netflix UI. Can't find my icons anymore, but oh well.
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 07:27 |
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300 was released in 2006. This film was released in August 2011.
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 08:58 |
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...and Rip Torn. Sigh.
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 09:07 |
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Kristanna Loken
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Mister Chief posted:300 was released in 2006. This film was released in August 2011. Getting a real Tony Tango vibe from that guy in the front there.
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 09:10 |
echoplex posted:Kristanna Loken Why does everyone like Kristanna Loken? She has literally never been in anything good. From Mortal Kombat: Conquest to T3 to Painkiller Jane to Bloodrayne, everything she is in is absolute poo poo, and she is poo poo in it.
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TheJoker138 posted:Why does everyone like Kristanna Loken? She has literally never been in anything good. From Mortal Kombat: Conquest to T3 to Painkiller Jane to Bloodrayne, everything she is in is absolute poo poo, and she is poo poo in it. I feel bad for anyone whose career clearly doesn't pan out they way they'd hope. Doing stuff like this is obviously a paycheque but at what point do you think about giving up on your dream and getting an office job? The fall from grace from T3 (relatively speaking) must have hurt.
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 09:36 |
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TheJoker138 posted:Why does everyone like Kristanna Loken? She has literally never been in anything good. From Mortal Kombat: Conquest to T3 to Painkiller Jane to Bloodrayne, everything she is in is absolute poo poo, and she is poo poo in it. I have no idea. Whenever I hear her name I'm just reminded of this scene and then I just laugh and laugh.
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 09:37 |
echoplex posted:I feel bad for anyone whose career clearly doesn't pan out they way they'd hope. Doing stuff like this is obviously a paycheque but at what point do you think about giving up on your dream and getting an office job? The fall from grace from T3 (relatively speaking) must have hurt. I don't know man, it's probably bad, but it's not any worse than MK: Conquest was I bet. She probably feels at home doing horrible b-grade stuff now. She should run with it, and become the female equivalent of Bruce Campbell. E: VVV Touche. Vince MechMahon fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Mar 11, 2012 |
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 09:58 |
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Campbell has charisma and isn't a terrible actor though.
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TheJoker138 posted:Why does everyone like Kristanna Loken? She has literally never been in anything good. From Mortal Kombat: Conquest to T3 to Painkiller Jane to Bloodrayne, everything she is in is absolute poo poo, and she is poo poo in it. Because her name pretty much declares that there's a 70 percent chance of breasts in this movie.
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Mister Chief posted:300 was released in 2006. This film was released in August 2011. Is this the sequel to "Meet the Spartans" or something? Cuz i honestly thought thats what it was at first glance of the poster. Also Tony Cox is all these spoof movies and he sucks. At least Will Sasso has some talent at comedy and Loken and Monk are attractive.
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 16:06 |
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oldpainless posted:Tony Cox is all these spoof movies and he sucks.
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 17:13 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Campbell has charisma and is a terrible actor though. Fixed that for you. But I don't know, as long as you can get steady work I don't think doing these kind of b-movies is really that bad. I imagine they pay fairly decent and you have a good time on set, so unless you were hoping on getting a serious business career, I can't see what the problem is. Atleast you are still working.
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TetsuoTW posted:Campbell has charisma and isn't a terrible actor though. Plus he was in Army of Darkness, and he at least appeared in some blockbusters like the Spider-Man movies. Putting him at the same level as Kristinna Loken, who was a robotic villain with hardly any dialogue in one mainstream movie and a bunch of direct to video crap isn't a fair comparison. Also, a 300 parody? In 2012? Really?
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 18:04 |
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I went looking around for posters... I love this one. I adore it. And I lost the chance to buy it. I love the pretty art in this one. I'm trying to ignore the cartoony eyes in Cesare,because I like a lot the artistic style in The Cabinet of Dr.Caligari's movie and posters.
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Desperado Bones posted:I love this one. I adore it. And I lost the chance to buy it. It's a good poster. It was re-used as the box art for the 1980's computer game based on the movie, so I know the art well. What I didn't realise was that Bruno "Hitler" Ganz and Isabelle Adjani were in it. I don't normally bother with Kinski movies, but I may have to check this one out.
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Jedit posted:I don't normally bother with Kinski movies (...) How come?
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# ? Mar 11, 2012 23:50 |
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Jedit posted:It's a good poster. It was re-used as the box art for the 1980's computer game based on the movie, so I know the art well. Wait. They made a computer game based on the Werner Herzog version of Nosferatu?
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 00:17 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:How come? Yeah... this means you either haven't seen or didn't like Aguirre, the Wrath of God, and both are sins. The Triumphant posted:Wait. They made a computer game based on the Werner Herzog version of Nosferatu?
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Cacator posted:I'd loving love for more video games based on Herzog movies. Any movie will do, really. BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS PRESS "A" TO BE AN ABSOLUTE loving LUNATIC. THERE ARE NO OTHER BUTTONS.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:How come? Because he was a friggin' lunatic and I don't like watching people go insane on camera. The Triumphant: there was indeed a licensed tie-in game for Herzog's remake. It was an isometric adventure game by Piranha Software, who released it on Amstrad CPC, ZX Spectrum and Commodore 64 in 1986.
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The Triumphant posted:BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 02:27 |
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Moe_Rahn posted:You could probably just make a Saints Row character that looks like Nicolas Cage, and it would fit. Which is now exactly what I am going to do.
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Jedit posted:Because he was a friggin' lunatic and I don't like watching people go insane on camera. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4sg459P8m4 He was a ego-maniac with rage problems but I wouldn't go so far as calling him insane.
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Moe_Rahn posted:You could probably just make a Saints Row character that looks like Nicolas Cage, and it would fit. The canon Saint's Row boss is Jason Statham from Crank, sorry
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 07:36 |
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Wow, I thought I was the only one who remembered MK: Conquest.
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 07:45 |
Croisquessein posted:Wow, I thought I was the only one who remembered MK: Conquest. I'm doing an entire series of articles on it over at the website I write for as part of a marathon of all Mortal Kombat related tv and films. It's...it's real, real bad. I'm trying to find the positives in every episode, but it's hard to loving do for some of them.
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TheJoker138 posted:The canon Saint's Row boss is Jason Statham from Crank, sorry Why do you think they added co-op? EDIT: Imagine THAT movie, now weep because it doesn't exist.
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# ? Mar 12, 2012 08:14 |
Irish Taxi Driver posted:Why do you think they added co-op? If the Crank guys have their way, it might actually be Crank 3. It's been something that people have brought up ever since it was announced they were doing the new Ghost Rider, and they actually acknowledged that they would love to have Cage in Crank 3 in an interview they did. So there is hope
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TheJoker138 posted:I'm doing an entire series of articles on it over at the website I write for as part of a marathon of all Mortal Kombat related tv and films. It's...it's real, real bad. I'm trying to find the positives in every episode, but it's hard to loving do for some of them. If you want to find positives, just try to think how they managed to make a fantasy/martial arts TV show at all when they had no money whatsoever to spend on it. I think they had something like three standing sets and one exterior location (which was a dirt service track in the woods) for all their filming.
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Jedit posted:If you want to find positives, just try to think how they managed to make a fantasy/martial arts TV show at all when they had no money whatsoever to spend on it. I think they had something like three standing sets and one exterior location (which was a dirt service track in the woods) for all their filming. Yeah, I mention that a few times. The CGI is actually decent for their situation too, but there are times you can tell they blew the entire episodes budget for a 2 second shot of a completely stationary Goro standing on a cliff that has nothing to do with the rest of the episode. Also, Jeffery Meek is loving AWESOME.
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Remember the poster for "Darling Companion" that just had a dog on it? No indication of what it was about or anything? Here it is for reference:Mister Chief posted:And here's the final poster and it's somehow infinitely worse. I didn't know Patrick Duffy had gone into film. Also, Diane Keaton's face appears to be a mishmash of several unrelated faces.
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Robert Denby posted:Remember the poster for "Darling Companion" that just had a dog on it? No indication of what it was about or anything? Here it is for reference: "With Kevin Kline as Steve Martin in 'Roxanne.'"
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Why does Diane Keaton wear a scarf all the time? I recently caught "Because I Said So" on TV a few weeks ago and she has her neck covered throughout the entire film.
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Parachute posted:Why does Diane Keaton wear a scarf all the time? I recently caught "Because I Said So" on TV a few weeks ago and she has her neck covered throughout the entire film. She is a vampire and is hiding the bitemarks. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Mar 12, 2012 |
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Robert Denby posted:Remember the poster for "Darling Companion" that just had a dog on it? No indication of what it was about or anything? Here it is for reference: Her shirt has zero texture, and was there really no other place to put the actors' names but in the center, right between the two people? the dog looks way better though, and apparently grow some legs. It looks like it's gone from being a Corgi to a shepherd-type dog. Still, a vast improvement from the previous poster.
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Parachute posted:Why does Diane Keaton wear a scarf all the time? I recently caught "Because I Said So" on TV a few weeks ago and she has her neck covered throughout the entire film.
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TheJoker138 posted:Yeah, I mention that a few times. The CGI is actually decent for their situation too, but there are times you can tell they blew the entire episodes budget for a 2 second shot of a completely stationary Goro standing on a cliff that has nothing to do with the rest of the episode. Would you mind linking to the site you write for, if that's allowed? Sorry for the derail, but I don't have PMs yet.
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Robert Denby posted:Remember the poster for "Darling Companion" that just had a dog on it? No indication of what it was about or anything? Here it is for reference: I saw this on IMP. Does anybody buy that they are looking at each other?
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