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Dazerbeams posted:Those excerpts were not how I wanted to remember this weekend. Thank you bad thread. I hate your guts for showing me the true horrors of the Gurm. It's pretty much confirmed fact that GRRM reads this thread, now. He has completely shown us up on how to be a wild card.
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I've sort of skimmed through these books skipping every female characters chapters apart from Asha and Brienne's and I don't feel I've missed a thing now. In fact seeing how easily Danys story slips out of the whole thing I feel pretty validated.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:
Mods please rename this thread ASOIAF - "Incest is WINcest" -GRRM And move it to TVIV
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Mods please rename this thread "Game of Thrones - 202 - The Pear Shaped Man [BAN-ONLY NO SPOILER THREAD]" and move it to TVIV.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Mods please rename this thread "Game of Thrones - 202 - The Pear Shaped Man [BAN-ONLY NO SPOILER THREAD]" and move it to TVIV. Tyrion Dies Robb marries Tommen for the Iron Throne Jon Snow is eaten by cannibals Joffrey drowns while swimming The dragons do something Dany's bowels are fine
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savinhill posted:Where do Gurms go? *grope* It plays over and over in my mind. "wherever GRRM's go" And I feel him rub against me *grope*
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savinhill posted:Where do Gurms go? On various sex offender registries.
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savinhill posted:Where do Gurms go? The secret places and Myrish swamps. They go to the mounds and the womanhoods. The dripping rednesses and the whispering eyes. That is where the GRRMs go. Edit: I like IRQ's better
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Freud would have a loving field day with this guy. So many issues 
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Finally finished ADWD...I took way too long to read it though and am a bit lost. Are these the man people still alive from the first 2 books? Tyrion Bran Rickon?? Cersei Jamie Brienne?? Dany Jon?? Barristan Jorah Mormont Theon Greyjoy Asha Greyjoy zombies: Catelyn Ser Gregor as Cersei's Kingsguard maybe? Am I missing anyone terribly important?
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nwin posted:Bran If you could call that living.
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Blind Sally posted:If you could call that living. Oh, that's a good point. He started eating something that basically turned him into the tree, right?
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nwin posted:Are these the man people still alive from the first 2 books?  and Melisandre.They and their magical Horns have the potential to turn the whole Game around.
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nwin posted:Oh, that's a good point. He started eating something that basically turned him into the tree, right? He's now a magical exposition device that will come into play when
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nwin posted:Finally finished ADWD...I took way too long to read it though and am a bit lost. Everyone from all books should be considered "alive" until the series is completed. mind the walrus posted:He's now a magical exposition device that will come into play when "low magic" 
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Fog Tripper posted:"low magic"
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mind the walrus posted:He's now a magical exposition device that will come into play when Ros goes north of the Wall. What, it's not like you can have exposition without her? Plus she misses Hodor's giant's blood.
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Fog Tripper posted:Everyone from all books should be considered "alive" until the series is completed. Even wolf head Robb?
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nwin posted:Even wolf head Robb?
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Apr 7, 2012 23:57
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It's Grey Wind's time to shine.
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Grey Wind is what JonCon's farts are now known as because he has fantasy rock leprosy or whatever.
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nwin posted:Oh, that's a good point. He started eating something that basically turned him into the tree, right? A tree grew into his brain. I mean, I guess it's possible his heart still beats, but it's pretty tough to say "the boy Ned Stark fathered and raised" is still actually alive. Any of them, really. Except the cannibal.
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Ambiguatron posted:It's not even a secret, we know she has one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9j4y9TBmuE
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Arnold of Soissons posted:A tree grew into his brain. I mean, I guess it's possible his heart still beats, but it's pretty tough to say "the boy Ned Stark fathered and raised" is still actually alive. Rickon, secret Manderly? Is this why Davos is sent to Skagos? We haven't seen Rickon warg yet...
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nwin posted:Am I missing anyone terribly important? AFFC posted:On the upper slopes they saw three boys driving sheep, and higher still they passed a lichyard where a brother bigger than Brienne was struggling to dig a grave. From the way he moved, it was plain to see that he was lame. As he flung a spadeful of the stony soil over one shoulder, some chanced to spatter against their feet. "Be more watchful there," chided Brother Narbert. "Septon Meribald might have gotten a mouthful of dirt." The gravedigger lowered his head. When Dog went to sniff him he dropped his spade and scratched his ear.
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Yeah, but that's Sandor Clegane. The Hound is still dead 
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drat, I totally missed the part where Bran turned into a tree. Possibly because my eyes had rolled into the back of my skull at that point, desperately trying to flee.
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Kung Food posted:So she sees a large man with a bad leg, good with dogs, and joined the order recently. Seems likely that he survived his injuries and is atoning for his past with a vow of silence. He's never going to do anything important in the plot of the future books, which won't be written anyway. So who cares?
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1stGear posted:drat, I totally missed the part where Bran turned into a tree. Possibly because my eyes had rolled into the back of my skull at that point, desperately trying to flee. I think he just warged into one for a bit. I don't remember a tree growing into his brain but it's been a while since I read The Bad Book.
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Arnold of Soissons posted:He's never going to do anything important in the plot of the future books I kinda thought he'd end up as the church's champion vs. zombie Gregor but hey, as you say, moot point.
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So is there anywhere to read the new chapters the fat fucker read a couple days ago? I want to see, uh, how bad they are...
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smarion2 posted:So is there anywhere to read the new chapters the fat fucker read a couple days ago? I want to see, uh, how bad they are... Here you go: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3422738&userid=0&perpage=20&pagenumber=535#post402338686
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1stGear posted:drat, I totally missed the part where Bran turned into a tree. Possibly because my eyes had rolled into the back of my skull at that point, desperately trying to flee. He didn't turn into a tree, he warged into it a bit. The Weirwood seed paste they fed him to awaken his greenseeing abilities might have started the process, though (maybe the mushed seeds have some ability to sprout or something, iunno).
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PrBacterio posted:Here you go: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3422738&userid=0&perpage=20&pagenumber=535#post402338686 You dirty gurm you...
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Ross posted:Is that Hodor or Stephen King?
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Man, what is up with the creepy fan art in this thread you guys it is gross e: gross like GRRPear
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Cashtool posted:Initial report on the new chapters: Think about how different this thread would be if he had written this is 2006. Or even if he has put it in the middle of Dance instead of Daario and pig-jousting.
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