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whowhatwhere posted:It just occurred to me that we don't have anything similar to Valyria in this masterpiece. Passed from parent to child??? 
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Martin Van Buren posted:Passed from parent to child??? Without using their hands.
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Martin Van Buren posted:Passed from parent to child??? "If it was good enough for your mother, and her mother before her, then it's good enough for you dearest daughter. Now take it before I make you take it."
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Martin Van Buren posted:Passed from parent to child??? The masters would wash them first. 
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What would the Fall of Valyria equivalent be then?Martin Van Buren posted:Passed from parent to child??? A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The masters would wash them first. 
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Urdnot Fire posted:What part of "never requires cleaning" do you not understand? I've heard this sales pitch before, and I still have sticky upholstery.
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Urdnot Fire posted:What would the Fall of Valyria equivalent be then? The sex toy shop on the interstate getting torched for the insurance money.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Any artists in here? We need house sigils for the inevitable t-shirts. I can draw things with dicks.
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my cat is norris posted:I can draw things with dicks. Bram: Motto of House Norris? Master Louis: A commonly used phrase, but not their actual words.
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Jul 26, 2012 20:57
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What's the Strike sigil? A Diredingo?
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Jul 26, 2012 21:04
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wolf penis, duh. The Fall of Valyria is obviously just the Fall of the Eldar with the serial numbers filed off.
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Rape Jake is jealous because he tried to achieve the levels of shitposting this thread is known for and failed. Though ironically in rejecting the thread he has put forth the shittiest post in a while.Urdnot Fire posted:What would the Fall of Valyria equivalent be then? Fantasy AIDS.
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Jul 26, 2012 22:16
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Fantasy Erectile Dysfunction. Valyria is actually Valyrian for Penis.
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Jul 26, 2012 22:29
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Valyrial Disease is a very real problem that we should not mock so lightly.
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Jul 26, 2012 22:34
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IRQ posted:Valyrial Disease is a very real problem that we should not mock so lightly. What? I'm pretty sure only degenerate mermen get the Heev. It's nothing that the upstanding nobility needs to worry about.
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Jul 26, 2012 22:58
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The Doom of Valurea should be an outbreak of shitdick.
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Jul 26, 2012 22:58
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Vulveria was done in by a miscarriage of justice.
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Rape Jake. posted:Can you freaks make another thread, preferably on an entire other forum, so people how actually want to discuss the books can do so without sifting through this poo poo? Hush, summer child. What do you know of poo poo? poo poo is for the end of the series, when the books tower a hundred feet tall, and realization comes howling from your credit card. poo poo is the long night, when you've hid your face from the sun for weeks at a time, and little children are born and live between new installments, when former fans turn gaunt and hungry, and shamble under the spray of brown geysers erupting all over you and all your hopes. Anyway...how we're doing with our book? Does any chapters need writing or something?
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For someone with rape and an inexplicable period in his name, the kid sure is sensitive.
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I didn't give the Strikes an animal, though I believe their sigil should totally be a jackal. Because they're the autumn lords, you see. There is a terrible joke hidden in this, much like the really dumb joke I hid away in the prologue.
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You know when you edge and trim your lawn, and then a few days later you realize there is a missed section? This thread is the SA equivalent. We have exiled bronies and furries and creepy gravity falls people, yet here we sit... writing erotic ASOIAF fiction. What the gently caress?
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Hedrigall posted:Wtf is gravity falls people? Those guys were writing an erotic fanfic based on Gravity's Rainbow called Gravity Falls. It was about Slothrop getting E.D.
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Hedrigall posted:Wtf is gravity falls people? Gravity Falls is an awesome new cartoon series on Disney. It's pretty great.
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Martin Van Buren posted:What's the Strike sigil? A Diredingo? They have to have something really lame and unoriginal. Not sigil animals, but sigil weapons, and then the houses fight with those weapons and are ancient experts in wielding them or something. And obviously House Strike has broadsword because gently caress you, imagination
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Just a quick heads-up that I still remember my oath to poo poo out horribly bad mind-controlled retard cripple sex. Things will probably calm down next week and then I'll give it a go.
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So it turns out I can browse the forums from work without much issue, including fyad and some of the weirder PYF threads. The only exception? This thread. It's blocked by the web filter every time. Maybe those things are smarter than I give them credit for.
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Sophia posted:So it turns out I can browse the forums from work without much issue, including fyad and some of the weirder PYF threads. The only exception? This thread. It's blocked by the web filter every time. That's probably for the best. What if it flagged something and your boss called you in to talk about it? I'd be willing to explain any of my other SA browsing habits to anyone, except this thread. "Ahem, this... webpage... appears to be the words 'absolute fucker' and 'raperaperape' repeated approximately 300 times, followed by erotic fanfiction about mentally handicapped mind control bestiality incest? Care to explain? What is a... a... wombman?  "
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Jul 27, 2012 22:10
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It's best not to try to explain The Bad Thread to outsiders.
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Jul 27, 2012 22:30
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Just link to the comic-con panel. They'll get it
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Fly Molo posted:That's probably for the best. What if it flagged something and your boss called you in to talk about it? I'd be willing to explain any of my other SA browsing habits to anyone, except this thread. "Ahem, this... webpage... appears to be the words 'absolute fucker' and 'raperaperape' repeated approximately 300 times, followed by erotic fanfiction about mentally handicapped mind control bestiality incest? Care to explain? What is a... a... wombman? It would be about as difficult as explaining yourself after being caught in the act masturbating to porn at your desk, but more embarrassing. And for the house sigils I'd say keep it classy; just some animals with prominent erections, or mounting each other.
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p.crestmont posted:And for the house sigils I'd say keep it classy; just some animals with prominent erections, or mounting each other. Well then we need house words too right? Winter is cumming. Hear me whore. Family, duty, boner.
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It's come to my attention that Sensa is also the name of a weight loss program, as well as Latin for "thought" or "teachings". I'm not sure if whoever came up with the name, but at least it seems to have a nice dual meaning. And I agree that GRRM in the Comic-Con panel is much more damning than this thread, for the most part.
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IRQ posted:Well then we need house words too right? "Rigid, We Thrust." with an eagle or hawk holding a sword in it's talons pointed up so it looks like a boner. "For Our Satisfaction" with a rad Unicorn with a boner descending on some ponies. A few stars in the sky for some reason. "Welcome Friends and Enemies" it's just a quartered shield with top left quadrant featuring a big vagina and bottom right a big sword. "Welcome"banner on top of shield, "Friends" banner top right qaudrant and "Enemies" banner bottom left. Throw a fish and a few arrows in there too. I'll try to draw some of these mimicking the GoT style but no promises (threats).
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"Bowed, bent, broken. Please, master."
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IRQ posted:Well then we need house words too right? How about you write your own characters. Clearly you aspire for to be an author, leave legitimate book characters out of it.
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No, you don't.
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Azure_Horizon posted:No, you don't. What can we say? You're starting to sag.
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Sagging like Cersei's titties circa ADWD
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