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China Mieville will finish the series. He will ignore the existing story and focus on that Lannister uncle's expedition to
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 08:30 |
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gently caress it, I'll take chapter 20. I'll have a preview in 48 hours.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 09:30 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:Chapter 15 AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. GAS THIS loving ABOMINATION!
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:14 |
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Mr. Jake, you haven't been paying attention to the last 40 pages.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:23 |
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I don't really check on the thread because it makes me wonder about when the next book is coming. I honest to God thought the whole thing was a joke. That's not even a joke, it's full on creepy fan-fiction of a 14 year old girl getting hosed by a buffet.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:29 |
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All the girls are 18. Including their mother, who is also 18 somehow.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:33 |
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Ambiguatron posted:All the girls are 18. Including their mother, who is also 18 somehow. Sansa is 14, I dunno how old the girl who plays her on TV is, but changing one vowel in her name is still some ADTRW circa 2004 poo poo.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:37 |
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Rape Jake. posted:Sansa is 14, I dunno how old the girl who plays her on TV is, but changing one vowel in her name is still some ADTRW circa 2004 poo poo. Daenerys was 14 in those terrible books you read. Game of Bones has the decency (like 50 Shades of Grey) to have adult characters in sex scenes. Unlike GRRM. Checkmate.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:40 |
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My chapter ends with another character delivering a long monologue about how she's an adult. Check and mate.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:45 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Daenerys was 14 in those terrible books you read. Oh, right, because GRRM is a weird idiot when it comes to sexual norms, it makes it ok for you freaks to write 2000 word fan fictions of his child characters with dripping pussies. "Checkmate" yourself into a mental institution you paedophile, this thread is a joke.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:46 |
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I'm afraid you're mistaken, Rape Jake.. Sensa Strike is a wholly different character than Sansa Stark. They are legally dissimilar, and I would ask you to show how they are otherwise.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:51 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I'm afraid you're mistaken, Rape Jake.. Sensa Strike is a wholly different character than Sansa Stark. They are legally dissimilar, and I would ask you to show how they are otherwise. You mean read more of this child fucker erotica than I already have? No thanks. Go touch yourself to thoughts of "Sensa Strike" getting penetrated by "Sendor" though. Haha, you fuckwits actually think you're creative.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:57 |
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I wrote the Kate chapter. She's 36. Checkmate again.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:57 |
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I still say Kate should be 18. I can only manage a semi without grotesque problems of internal consistency in my pornography.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 15:58 |
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I'm starting to think Rape Jake. isn't actually a teenaged boy like he led us to believe.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 16:10 |
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I was a teenage boy once and when I suffered that unfortunate condition I would at the slightest provocation ejaculate with such intensity and duration that I could propel a bicycle by force of orgasm alone. Also I got a boner from the Virgin Mary on a candle, once. More than once.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 16:13 |
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I have a disorder where I can only get boners from Oberyn Martell being fisted in terrible fanfiction.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 16:25 |
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You of course are referring to the similar but non-infringing Orion Martin, correct?
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 16:37 |
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My mistake. These two characters are entirely unrelated and are wholly the copyright of Bad Thread Publishing, inc. (of course, when we send this to the publisher we'll have to fully sterilize the characters to avoid legal complications) We're going to be so wealthy, you guys.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 16:56 |
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If I have made any mistakes in the organization of this erotic, legally non-similar profic then just remember my inspiration was the editing style of George R R Martin with his awe-inspiring Wild Cards series. I submit that all of my mistakes are actually his.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 17:07 |
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Yes, this is our lovely inconsistent crowdsourced pansexual fanfic, but can we not describe the thoughts of someone who isn't the chapter POV? Makes me gag worse than bone dildos.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 17:09 |
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Lord Nathyn Strike sat upon the toilet remembering the time a strange sickness struck Autumnfall and rendered every man, woman, and child incapable of internal monologue for a good fortnight. Those two weeks were incredibly awkward for everyone, and if he elected to write a story about it as was his right as a Lord of the Twenty-Seven Kingdoms he would have a very confounding narrative indeed. A knock from the door. It was his son, Brendan. "Father," the young boy cried, "I really have to drop a deuce, canst thou not hurrieth thine own shite?" Nathyn rose from the spring-heated stone seat and yanked his trousers roughly up around his waist. He flung open the door, grabbed his son by the lapels and savagely beat the young man until he could no longer lift an arm in rage. No one told Lord Strike to poo poo or get off the pot. Not since that time when he was a boy staying with his good friend Roger Bartholomew...
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 17:15 |
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Lord Nathyn Strike is not your bitch.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 17:18 |
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thornghost posted:If I have made any mistakes in the organization of this erotic, legally non-similar profic then just remember my inspiration was the editing style of George R R Martin with his awe-inspiring Wild Cards series. I submit that all of my mistakes are actually his. In the style of unrelated author George R R Martin, I have difficulty turning my work in in a timely fashion. All other similarities are purely coincidental.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 17:22 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:She moaned during the kiss, her vagina becoming increasingly moist and caramelized. I don't even have words to express how much this sentence entertained me.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 17:33 |
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Rape Jake. posted:Haha, you fuckwits actually think you're creative. I don't think there is a single person here under any such notions. We just want money. Contra Calculus fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Aug 11, 2012 |
# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:11 |
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I am quite creative, thank you, although the pile of poo poo I blurped out for this monstrosity is in no way representative of my talents. Sensa doesn't even have sex with a (sentient, able to think and feel and therefore not an animal at all) dragon in my chapter. Sheesh. I find that the dragon is the most sensual of the terror lizards.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:22 |
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Chinston Wurchill posted:I don't even have words to express how much this sentence entertained me. I laughed and felt disgusted with myself while writing the chapter.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:17 |
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whowhatwhere posted:As for serious theories, the best one is that Oberyn Martell (The Red Viper) poisoned Tywin Lannister before Tyrion shot him. It's a really strongly-evidenced theory. Oh wow, I like this one. It seemed like certain long term plans from people like Varys and Doran Martell all but required Tywin to be dead so that the realm could slowly unravel, yet his assassination seemed so unexpected (it's not like Varys could've predicted it). That he was already being lined up for assassination explains his enemies' preparations for his passing really well.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 21:18 |
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...caramelized? Ambiguatron posted:I find that the dragon is the most sensual of the terror lizards. gently caress no, that's the T-rex. Those little puny arms? Ohhhh yeah.
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:33 |
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My mind is diffuse with images of maidens shoving apples into their cunts and rolling in the mouths of terror lizards only to emerge, shove popsickle sticks betwixt their legs and feed caramel apples to the waiting masses. Dagny Applecooch the unburnt
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:37 |
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Needs more excretions.
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:51 |
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If it's coming out of her cooter covered in a rich saucy glaze of superheated vaginal fluids I'd call that an excretion, she's excreting it. Perhaps she could also stuff blackberries up her rear end. ...what the gently caress am I doing with my life?
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:54 |
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Yes. Give in to the dark side.
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:57 |
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Rape Jake. posted:You mean read more of this child fucker erotica than I already have? No thanks. Go touch yourself to thoughts of "Sensa Strike" getting penetrated by "Sendor" though. Haha, you fuckwits actually think you're creative. We're probably more creative than E.L. James, coveted author of the Pulitzer Prize winning-novel Fifty Shades of Grey.
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 02:23 |
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I can think of more sexy things than that sexy thing thinker upper person can think of. Seriously, soccer moms, I have such sights to show you. Butt sights.
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 02:27 |
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Where we're going, we won't need butts to see.
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 03:20 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Where we're going, we won't need butts to pee. Fixed for more excretions. ALWAYS MORE.
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I know I find it funny because suddenly the Pound is Clint Eastwood and Jeffrey is an orangutang.
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