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Still got this lined up:
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# ? Sep 21, 2012 16:11 |
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Unkempt posted:Still got this lined up: I will throw money at you until I get one.
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# ? Sep 21, 2012 22:16 |
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So does the non-spoiler show thread get a massive flood of book based spoiler photoshops like ten seconds after they happen on HBO during a live-watch?
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# ? Sep 21, 2012 22:58 |
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Not really. There isn't anything quite like Robb Wind yet. e: Also, The Wild Cards thread continues to be interesting. That thread's Azure_Horizon, on how a female Fortunato's abilities might work (which I believe they misunderstood to be a question as to whether such a one existed): Jedit posted:There isn't one. It's a circle thing; women can awaken the power but can't use it, men can use the power but can't awaken it. It's not exactly an equal relationship, but it makes the point that a man is nothing without the love of a woman. Yep. That's...yep. whowhatwhere fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Sep 23, 2012 |
# ? Sep 21, 2012 23:02 |
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Arbite posted:The thing we totally should do is hoard all these gifs and have one guy do like fifty of them in one post the second the episode ends. Imagine it... This is the best way, it would be like a party!
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# ? Sep 23, 2012 18:03 |
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p.crestmont posted:This is the best way, it would be like a party! It will be our wedding present to the kiddies. Mazel tov!
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# ? Sep 23, 2012 22:53 |
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GRRMstagram He looks like an evil priest.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 15:35 |
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GRRM might look less creepy if his eyewear wasn't twenty years out of date at a minimum. Get some smaller frames, man, be modern.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 15:39 |
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The Mutato posted:GRRMstagram Holy poo poo, priestofsatan.jpg right there.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 16:22 |
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My halloween party this year is in an old church. I think I know my costume now.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 16:40 |
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Make sure you get the turtle pin for your lapel.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 16:46 |
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Does anyone else find that he resembles Laurence Fishburne?
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 17:32 |
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Nickoten posted:Does anyone else find that he resembles Laurence Fishburne? No, although I do think that Ron Perlman and Danny Glover were separated at birth.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 17:36 |
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The Mutato posted:GRRMstagram Padre Damien's cousin, is that you?
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 18:53 |
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Nickoten posted:Does anyone else find that he resembles Laurence Fishburne? Aagh now I can't unsee it!
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 21:21 |
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What did GRRM do to make that lady behind him so sad? And why did it make him so happy? Wait, don't answer that.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 21:31 |
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It involves masturbation.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 21:36 |
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It's amazing how closely GRMM's actual appearance aligns with what I expected he'd look like before I'd ever seen him. Not that he's the only author like that. See also: Goodkind, Terry.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 21:40 |
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I expect Terry Goodkind to wear a lot of studded leather and often walk into a McDonalds wearing a strapon without realizing it.
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 21:45 |
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RA Salvatore looks exactly like you would expect him to, as well. I think the last author I read who doesn't seem to match up with their voice at all has been Jim Butcher. I expected him to look a lot more like Fat Harry Dresden. Maybe if I'd read his non-Dresden stuff?
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# ? Sep 24, 2012 21:50 |
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Thulsa Doom posted:I expect Terry Goodkind to wear a lot of studded leather and often walk into a McDonalds wearing a strapon without realizing it. Yeah I could see that. He'd never order the chicken though, because it might be possessed. Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Sep 25, 2012 |
# ? Sep 25, 2012 01:37 |
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Vigilance posted:Yeah I could see that. He'd never order the chicken though, because it might be possessed. Holy poo poo
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 03:07 |
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That is the look of a man who sees other human beings as anuses ready for plundering.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 03:10 |
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I'm getting in shape for Halloween (Bane), but now I'm thinking I'll just eat all the food, buy a sea captain hat, and terrorize every party. Also, every thread needs an A_H. Discussions are boring without that one glue-eating motherfucker that interjects their insanity.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 03:43 |
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Vigilance posted:Yeah I could see that. He'd never order the chicken though, because it might be possessed. This is literally me in high-school (minus the the harrowing effects of years of alcohol abuse).
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 04:02 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm getting in shape for Halloween (Bane), but now I'm thinking I'll just eat all the food, buy a sea captain hat, and terrorize every party. Hey pedants you all need laser eye surgery because you're obviously not reading this great oh god I can't do it. Gurm Gurmy gurming piece of poo poo! EDIT: Someone needs to post that bananas Goodkind interview again. Or the chicken thing.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 04:12 |
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 04:12 |
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Vigilance posted:Yeah I could see that. He'd never order the chicken though, because it might be possessed. quote:Its claws digging into stiff dead flesh, the chicken slowly turned to face her. It cocked its head, making its comb flop, its wattles sway.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 04:31 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm getting in shape for Halloween (Bane), but now I'm thinking I'll just eat all the food, buy a sea captain hat, and terrorize every party. And yet is simultaneously more correct than the rest of the Bad Thread.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 05:49 |
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You know, the insane don't think they're crazy. They sit there, eating post-it notes instead of cheese slices, and think they're entirely normal.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 14:20 |
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:This is literally me in high-school (minus the the harrowing effects of years of alcohol abuse). I wouldn't feel too bad, that's a lot of people in high school. The pathetic part is when they never quite outgrow it and it slowly spoils until they become the kind of wrongly self-assured rear end in a top hat that no one can communicate with to tell them they're creeping people out because their views on reality are so widely divergent from the general public that it actually becomes impossible. Terry Goodkind is the sort of person who leaves their sex toys laying out, even when they know company is coming over and you're never quite sure if it's because he doesn't recognize that it is a thing that one should politely put up or if it is some kind of pathetic macho thing where he's trying to prove that he knows what sex is because he never got laid in high school.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 14:22 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:You know, the insane don't think they're crazy. They sit there, eating post-it notes instead of cheese slices, and think they're entirely normal. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. *takes victory sip of own urine from one of many jars* *earns a big red title from the goddamn final fantasy thread*
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 14:37 |
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Vigilance posted:Yeah I could see that. He'd never order the chicken though, because it might be possessed. Terry Goodkind looks like he could beat me up.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 15:39 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:You know, the insane don't think they're crazy. They sit there, eating post-it notes instead of cheese slices, and think they're entirely normal. And the stupid are entirely oblivious to their own problem, too.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 16:25 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:And the stupid are entirely oblivious to their own problem, too. Are you suggesting that your stupidity is an illness? Because I'm pretty sure B_o_T is a degenerated fruit case already. And I've heard he loving love those post it's.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 16:36 |
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What the hell, Anders? I don't have a problem, post-its are for social occasions only.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 16:51 |
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I snort post-it notes off a hooker's rear end nightly.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 17:13 |
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General Battuta posted:
I have seen this quote posted multiple times whenever people mention Terry Goodkind, but I have never heard what happens next. Does the narrator get murdered by the Satan chicken?
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 18:34 |
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joneswt posted:
It roughs her up some and then her boyfriend scares it off if I remember correctly. It turns out to actually be a manifestation of a centuries old spell to remove all magic from existence or some poo poo.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 18:40 |
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IRQ posted:I snort post-it notes off a hooker's rear end nightly. I snort a hookers rear end off post-it's nightly.
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# ? Sep 25, 2012 18:41 |