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Contra Calculus posted:That's what I was doing. I would like some context for double-goatse though. Olenna Tyrell with her twin bodyguards "Left" and "Right", there's some potential right there. my cat is norris posted:Yeah, we need to make new cakes before we can brag about 'em again, IRQ. Taking cake requests, hit me with your worst Is this gonna be the wedding cake for him and Contra? If so, then it needs a Gurm and Ty as the top-thing. savinhill fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Nov 9, 2012 |
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Arbite posted:All we know is it doesn't work right yet. Just have a failed reaction shot. Imagine the "You lose" sound from the price is right. It's supposed to work during the big finale chapter. That's exactly what I needed to know. my cat is norris posted:Yeah, we need to make new cakes before we can brag about 'em again, IRQ. Taking cake requests, hit me with your worst. Well, you've already covered that-which-must-not-be-named porn. I can't really think of where to go from there that wouldn't get you arrested. I guess a double-goatse cake? Maybe order a flavored centaur dildo from bad dragon to stick at the top just for good measure.
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my cat is norris posted:Yeah, we need to make new cakes before we can brag about 'em again, IRQ. Taking cake requests, hit me with your worst. Bring it, you absolute fuckers. Norris and I are up to the challenge. e: I think we could do double-goatse... IRQ fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Nov 9, 2012 |
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I think the worst would probably be a life-sized GRRM cake, complete with marzipan captain's hat.
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Im going to go back and edit my chapter to have light streaming in the window, even though it starts outside.
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bigmcgaffney posted:Im going to go back and edit my chapter to have light streaming in the window, even though it starts outside. Just have it open from the POV of someone standing inside and watching whatever the gently caress is happening outdoors.
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The light could be streaming in a window from outside.
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Have the POV character muse how sunny it is and that light must be streaming into the window of a nearby cottage. v Record some of the sex scenes, they seem ripe for an orator. In fact, can we bug Roy Dotrice or a cheap-as-best Roy Dotrice for an audiobook? Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Nov 9, 2012 |
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I am going to record something of this book. Probably the opening paragraphs of each chapter.
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^^^Just record Kate 19. You're welcome.bigmcgaffney posted:Im going to go back and edit my chapter to have light streaming in the window, even though it starts outside. I need to fix my ending and add light streaming at the open.
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I started my chapter with the light streaming so I could envision the protagonist's tits more clearly. Reading GRRM has taught me that it is vital to have a grasp on where the character's tits are at all times, whether they are beneath a painted leather vest or scratchy woolens or hanging freely or covered in bath water or rum and their current lactation status and the precise erectile quality of the nipples.
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Excerpts... Chapter One:   THE LADIES' KISS:  Whiskey Rant?: 
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poo poo I wanna narrate some too. My oratorical skills are outrageous.
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Beyond sane knolls posted:poo poo I wanna narrate some too. My oratorical skills are outrageous. Have at, there are many precious moments I passed over.
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my cat is norris posted:Excerpts... You're hired, you're hired! Hell, this is a revenue stream we hadn't considered, an incredulous narrator for the audiobook. Bonus content for completionists.
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I need to get a whole lot drunker than I am and I also don't know where all the text is at. edit: lol http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/421092.A_Game_of_Bones Carly Gay Dead Son fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Nov 9, 2012 |
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Do we have a "When you play the game of bones" saying in this book?
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It's about pirates, though, with steel cutlasses. Ours has a butt-pirate with a steel dildo cast in the likeness of his own cock.
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gently caress you guys, 18 was the one that was pretty much done, just  We'll have to have a showdown. A Brodown. Mine will lose in all departments, esp. depravity. There you have it.
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It's a race! Or better yet a groundhog's day scenario.
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97 undread posts, I thought GRRM might have blogged something book related. Of course not.SaviourX posted:gently caress you guys, 18 was the one that was pretty much done, just Just haphazardly splice the chapters together.
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my cat is norris posted:Whiskey Rant?:  The exasperated sigh at the end totally makes it.
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Beyond sane knolls posted:I need to get a whole lot drunker than I am and I also don't know where all the text is at. Some of my lady friends have been telling me that "A Game of Moans" would be a better name for this book anyway. Also, these audio narrations are amazing. Bravo, my cat is norris. Also, I'm listening to these at work, gently caress my coworkers.
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thornghost posted:Some of my lady friends have been telling me that "A Game of Moans" would be a better name for this book anyway. Good God man, that's not right. Good job, Wild Card.
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thornghost posted:Some of my lady friends have been telling me that "A Game of Moans" would be a better name for this book anyway. Think they'd kick me off an airplane for listening to this madness? Not even out loud, but in earbuds? I mean, all the old ladies are reading 50 $hades, but this is a whole 'nother level my cousins.
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bigmcgaffney posted:Think they'd kick me off an airplane for listening to this madness? Not even out loud, but in earbuds? I mean, all the old ladies are reading 50 $hades, but this is a whole 'nother level my cousins. My sex voice is not that dangerous, especially whenever it's lost to hysterics halfway through sentences.
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bigmcgaffney posted:Think they'd kick me off an airplane for listening to this madness? Not even out loud, but in earbuds? I mean, all the old ladies are reading 50 $hades, but this is a whole 'nother level my cousins.
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Urdnot Fire posted:I'm pretty sure they've placed limits on how arousing your arousal can be since 9/11. Under three inches and fluids must measure less than one quart.
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Norris, I have to congratulate you on somehow reading those things without passing out from either laughter or being drunk.
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Urdnot Fire posted:I'm pretty sure they've placed limits on how arousing your arousal can be since 9/11. Boner down in sector one alpha.  e: If anyone gets or laughs at that reference, congratulations, you're a huge dork like me. IRQ fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Nov 9, 2012 |
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SaviourX posted:gently caress you guys, 18 was the one that was pretty much done, just Skull and bones versus goatse thrones.
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SaviourX posted:gently caress you guys, 18 was the one that was pretty much done, just Okay, I'll take a different chapter then. If it's seriously almost done, you should finish it. I'll take uh... 22 because I don't want to even attempt a sex scene.
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"Bread and foodstuffs" is amateur hour. I demand three paragraphs of detail about comestibles.
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Contra Calculus posted:I'll take uh... 22 because I don't want to even attempt a sex scene. C'mon, have some faith in yourself. If you need inspiration, I've got it right here. "So...Do you wanna?"Obi asks. "Yes."Mistress Rose Kenobi says. In that case..."Obi says. Obi swiftly impregnates his new wife. "All done."Obi says.
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The fact that Obi doesn't go on an awkward tirade about how sand is coarse still makes it better than the romance between Anakin and Padme in Ep II.
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