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This good news should get people writing again. Do you want to act like a fat gently caress with poo poo in his dick and 4 or 5 bestsellers, or the author of the #9 highest rated erotica book on smashwords.com ??
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Hey, dude, could you email us authors an update on how many sales we've done and thus what we can expect for beer money? Yeah, I'll have to crunch the numbers and I'll let you know. Give me a day or two though since I'm pretty busy at work and outside of it right now.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Sometimes I doubt your committment to Shitdick Motion. You need someone to look at the sales while you go to support GURM after firefighters found a kiddie porn dungeon in the ruins of his home?
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Sometimes I doubt your committment to Shitdick Motion. Salladhor.
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Shoehead posted:You need someone to look at the sales while you go to support GURM after firefighters found a kiddie porn dungeon in the ruins of his home? To get into Gurm's kiddie porn dungeon, you have to give him a buttcoin and say the phrase "valahr shitdickus."
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quote:Well... I'm feeling quite a bit silly writing this, but what the hell, let's do this, shall we? GRRM responded. Someone write a similar long, heartfelt thank you. Vaguely allude to your "first novel" and then at the end link AGOB.
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rejutka posted:By it, do you mean a catheter? Loled IRL. And I do know who that reviewer is, our biggest non-goon fan!
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SaviourX posted:Loled IRL. George? (You can't get bigger than that...in several ways)
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Someone asked if the E/N-themed fighting game was ever complete, and Shine said this.Shine posted:It was a terrible goon project, so no. Clearly, a statement endorsing our fine work here, fellows. Only terrible goon projects fail to complete, thus ours are of quality unmatched due to their being finished! I reckon we give him a free copy so we can get some publicity going.
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The Mutato posted:https://www.smashwords.com/books/category/59/highlyrated/0/any/any?adult=on Someone please kill me now. I have no faith in humanity.
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The hell is going on?! I've been away for a few months and all of a sudden there is A Game of Bones by T.B. Thread?! And here I thought all I was missing was lemon cake jokes and messing with the TVIV threads...
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thornghost posted:Yeah, I'll have to crunch the numbers and I'll let you know. Give me a day or two though since I'm pretty busy at work and outside of it right now. It shouldn't be difficult to calculate how much each author gets from a total of 3 sales.
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Solice Kirsk posted:The hell is going on?! I've been away for a few months and all of a sudden there is A Game of Bones by T.B. Thread?! And here I thought all I was missing was lemon cake jokes and messing with the TVIV threads... I miss the cakes though.
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Just finished catching up with this thread because I will do literally anything to avoid college work, and at the bottom of the last page I found this: It's like the forums are trying to send me a message... e: Also major congrats to renowned author T.B. Thread on the first of what I assume will be a long line of increasingly shamefully arousing books.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KABvPbq-U Game of loving Thrones, next book someone should gently caress the throne. The ultimate cutter.
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Ok thats it. I promise I will write at least one loving sentence in ardie.txt today. I will!
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This morning, for reasons I will not elaborate on, I was trying to think of the French phrase 'la petit mort' and being a little hazy from last night's strong wine came up with 'la petit merde' instead. Anyone writing a Demi chapter for ACoC is welcome to use this slip of brain however they see fit. Not sure why I felt it necessary to post this but it made me laugh a little, and my chapter was not one that necessarily involved that character. 
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We should use "le petit mort" like at least 200 times in this book. This book needs to be drenched in petit morts.
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Shoehead posted:Ok thats it. I promise I will write at least one loving sentence in ardie.txt today. Aw gently caress now I remember why I stopped writing.
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Well, I've finished plotting my four chapters and written a few key scenes. I'm thinking of holding a contest with forums upgrades on the line once it's published. Who can be the first to guess what I'm referencing, or something like that.
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Dead Man Posting posted:We should use "le petit mort" like at least 200 times in this book. This book needs to be drenched in petit morts.
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So I have not read AGoB but I want to know... is there any lemoncake rape in the book? If not I am disappointed.
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It is known. How else will we merchandise this to children? They love their catchphrases! Hey, can we have a cute alien sidekick for someone? Like Neelix, you know?
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Arbite posted:Well, I've finished plotting my four chapters and written a few key scenes. I'm thinking of holding a contest with forums upgrades on the line once it's published. Who can be the first to guess what I'm referencing, or something like that. My guess is that you are referencing A Song of Ice and Fire, a noted series of books in the fantasy tradition by helmet enthusiast George R R Martin.
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If any of y'all need a Court Intrigue fix before Winds of Winter (never) comes out, I recommend Pillars of the Earth. I'm only 150 pages in but it's a pretty great read if you don't get hung up on historical fiction. e: Who wrote Chapter 2 after I flaked out? unlimited shrimp fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Feb 22, 2013 |
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Errant Gin Monks posted:So I have not read AGoB but I want to know... is there any lemoncake rape in the book? If not I am disappointed. Sensa gets hosed with food at one point. And like half cums when eating lemoncakes because they taste so good or something.
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Arbite posted:Well, I've finished plotting my four chapters and written a few key scenes. I half hope yours makes sense this time. quote:Who wrote Chapter 2 after I flaked out? Looks like Thornghost did. Also, that 5 chapter lead-in was way too slow, start things off with a (gang)bang!
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Ugh. Fine, I'll get to work on my sexy vampire young adult erotic love story.
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Um, if you're writing another one then I demand a chapter or two. I promise I won't flake this time. 
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SaviourX posted:I half hope yours makes sense this time. Never! Well, I suppose there's a semblance of story progression this time...
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Where's the list of chapter synopsis? I have nothing going on this weekend so I'll get started on killing off Cate, I just have no idea what the context is.
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The new season trailer premieres tonight. Here is a trailer for the announcement of the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw6a28ael1o Now trailer yourself with trailers.
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Dead Man Posting posted:The new season trailer premieres tonight. Here is a trailer for the announcement of the trailer: I haven't read the books, but going by that amazing and informative trailer, I'm just going to make a few assumptions here: Robb Stark is going to die at his wedding, Bran is going to turn into a tree, Stannis will remain awesome, nothing of importance will happen, and Tywin and Dany will poo poo themselves. Am I close?
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