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![]() ![]() Rules of PYF apply: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3497283 But I believe this is the most important: - DON'T LEECH IMAGES!! -A tattoo might be well done, but it can be awfully tasteless, yes post it here. -Can I post my own tattoos,also known as terrible mistakes of my youth? Yes, as long as they are truly awful. --> Previous thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3368826 Let's post ugly and tasteless tattoos! ![]()
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I only had one page left to be caught up on the entire last thread when it closed, too! Now instead of getting a terrible tattoo to commemorate my accomplishment, I have to show some beauties that were done at a local shop in rural Minnesota...![]() Where there's nothing like the confederate flag under the skin to say "Racist and proud." ![]() ![]() Is it just me, or does it look kind of like it's getting infected already?
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Pester posted:
They always look infected. Just found this by mere accident,all from this guy right here: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I love these threads ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() These are all from http://sniperink.com/extreme/ It is a cornucopia of terrible decisions.
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I'm trying to parse the meaning of this "poetry" but it doesn't make sense at all.![]() I do like how one "nothing" and "nothin" are used in the same line.
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In the first two lines, is that a horrible cursive "we", "rue", "roe", "ne" or a simple and totally nonsensical "rve"? "we" is the only one that makes sense, but it's also the one it looks least like.
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I spotted this on Rockstar's Twitter feed a few months back.![]() Poor Cole Phelps. For reference, this is what he's supposed to look like: ![]()
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The game art also doesn't show him carrying a fuckdoll
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NewtGoongrich posted:I'm trying to parse the meaning of this "poetry" but it doesn't make sense at all. Reads like it was lifted straight out of a composition book. I do know that there is a really bizarrely high number of 14-15 year olds who get parental consent for tattoos in the village near me (I am not sure of the legality of such practices, but there you have it) and their tattoos are about this caliber of "IT MEANS SO MUUUCH TO MEEEEE". One of the shops near me boasts work like this: ![]() and another has stuff like this: ![]()
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Does anyone have the picture from the old thread of a person with a backtat of Felix the Cat opening his mouth wide to reveal all the demons of hell?
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The lead singer of one of my many guilty pleasures as this:![]() I find it ugly because...those eyes.
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I have no idea why, but there is something about this I like very much.
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She was a brunette when she shaved her head. ![]() Have some bad Lady Gaga tattoos. ![]() ![]() ZOMBIE GAGA.
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Pony spotted on the bottom left.
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squeee posted:She was a brunette when she shaved her head. That looks more like Suzanne Somers than Lady Gaga.
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![]() I can't read the one down below, but I'll bet it's something stupid too (edit: Appears to be Asian Characters. Yup.). Before anyone gets worried, it's a cropped picture of a guy's arm and very small amounts of his unclothed chest.
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I can't speak to the subject matter, as I'm also an owner of a Seattle sports team tattoo, but this dude really needs a new artist: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/15-seattle-superfan-tattoos-ranked-by-insanity-level![]() ![]() ![]() burrito has a new favorite as of 01:35 on Mar 16, 2013 |
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I didn't realize the Space Needle was made out of broccoli this whole time.
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I like how the headstock turned into a wedge. Wanna prop my door open with that mustang.
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These tattoos were apparently what some people at CPAC were proud to share:![]() ![]()
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Dude looks like the kind of dipshit rear end in a top hat who'd get a loving hashtag tattooed on himself. Tian over at Hanzi Smatter posted this: ![]() quote:how you doing. my girlfriend has this tattoo and she thinks it says friendship. can you confirm this thank you.. quote:醜: bad looking; shame; ugly; unclean; ![]() e: Clueless dude emails Tian about his brother's "Fast and Furious" tattoo: ![]() It actually means "fast and foolish".
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That blog is hilarious. "I stumbled across this tattoo online, and I haven't seen on your blog before. It is supposed to say "Ride Hard Die Free" but as you can see Google Translate made a creative interpretation of the phrase. I hope you enjoy it!" ![]() "Grammatically speaking, this tattooed phrase is Chinese, however its translation back to English is far from "Ride Hard Die Free". Granted, 免費 does mean "free of charge", 乘坐 does mean "riding, or being passenger", 硬 does mean "hard", but 模 or 硬模 is not verb for "die, or dying". Rather it is the noun "die" as in "die-casting" or "die-molding". I guess this young man is quite proud and wants everyone to know he enjoys "freely shoving die-casted figurines up his rear end"? Kinky!"
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Snicker-Snack posted:That blog is hilarious. Wait, the die/dye error suddenly makes it sexual? Where do you get 'figurines up the rear end' out of that? ![]()
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Corridor posted:Wait, the die/dye error suddenly makes it sexual? Where do you get 'figurines up the rear end' out of that? He's taking "ride a diecast object" and intentionally misinterpreting "ride" as being used in the sexual sense for the purposes of a joke.
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Take your best guess at what this says.![]() Hint: It's an ambigram Hint #2: It's from a movie. Hint #3-- oh gently caress it, you're never going to guess. ![]()
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I guessed it. But I don't like myself for it.
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![]() That might be anime of his left arm.
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![]() You can save money if you have 1) a mirror 2) a tattoo machine #lifehacks One of those things is a dragon ![]()
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Sorbus posted:
The truly baffling part is that there are a million places on his body that he could tattoo without needing a mirror where he wouldn't look like an idiot, but he chose to tattoo his face.
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Sorbus posted:
The good news is that he's going to have a whole lot more free time to give himself ugly face tattoos. The bad news is he might have trouble paying for the treatment of the inevitable infection.
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I remember an ex-boyfriend was convinced he wanted to get a face tattoo at age 21 or something. "Because my face seems like it needs something." His design wasn't even anything special, it was just some black spikey thing similar to the gentleman in the above photo. I managed to talk him out of it, although now I'm half-wishing I hadn't. It's amazing how many insecure young men decide that what would really improve their life is a permanent stain across their face. Women do this too obviously, but most of the examples in this thread are dudes. I guess face tats are the male equivalent of a boob job.
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Sorbus posted:
"No, Dad, I keep telling you! No one's hiring!"
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The good news is that he's going to have a whole lot more free time to give himself ugly face tattoos. This happened in Finlad, so he wouldn't need money to treat it. Last I heard, he was planning to laser the tattoos, except the "dragon" (because that would cost an extra €50 you see). ![]()
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 06:33 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:
Didn't that guy get a lifetime ban in Soccer for doing that?
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