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The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops




Our right or Jesus's right? I need to know what he thinks looks hosed up and what looks normal. Maybe reko401 is Jeremy Beadle. Maybe he used his right hand to make the tattoo.

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synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Is that ink from a ball point pen? It seems off from normal tattoo inks, at least from what I have seen from the thread.

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!



Probably because every single line of that tattoo is incredibly blown out.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Why, is he going to cover it completely with black?

Of course, he needs to get the skin colour right.

english muffin
Feb 1, 2012
the likes of you and I

Because nothing says 'family' like an adjustable pipe wrench.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

english muffin posted:

Because nothing says 'family' like an adjustable pipe wrench.

That's the logo for a apparel line I believe.

english muffin
Feb 1, 2012
the likes of you and I

Terminal Entropy posted:

That's the logo for a apparel line I believe.

Snap-On Tools overalls?

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

english muffin posted:

Snap-On Tools overalls?

Famous Stars and Straps:



http://www.famoussas.com/news/

Which I guess makes the family means the people he skates with.

Terminal Entropy has a new favorite as of 19:43 on Apr 16, 2013

english muffin
Feb 1, 2012
the likes of you and I
It still makes no sense to me.

CantDecideOnAName
Jan 1, 2012

And I understand if you ask
Was this life,
was this all?

english muffin posted:

Because nothing says 'family' like an adjustable pipe wrench.

I think you mean 'fanily'.

english muffin
Feb 1, 2012
the likes of you and I

CantDecideOnAName posted:

I think you mean 'fanily'.

My mistake. I was reading it as if it were written in english.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Stong ?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stong ?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I think you're on to something here...

Anyway, here's one that's kinda tasteless and maybe :nws::
http://imgur.com/AC4f1uA
Well, sure, the cheek's out, but can they go in your rear end in a top hat?

"Good Angel Bad Angel"

"You are viewing good angel bad angel tattoo. This picture added on Tuesday, November 13, 2012. You can make it as an inspiration when you want to tattooing your body or you can download it and set it as a wallpaper background of your desktop, tablet, and smartphone device by right click on the image and select the option "save image as" or "set as background". Please check many other tattoo designs, tattoo ideas and tattoo gallery for free at Tattoo Design Images. All you need to do is help us grow by sharing this wallpaper if you like it. "

Bored has a new favorite as of 00:01 on Apr 17, 2013

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.

Buggiezor posted:

Old childhood friend on facebook posted this today:
"I will now be getting this tattooed. Just the semi colon"



Well, today was the day my Old childhood friend was supposed to get that Semi colon tattoo done. I haven't seen any updates on her page, but I got curious to see how many other people participated in this day. GIS says quite a few.







\/ Is it just me or do those cuts look fresh? :cry: \/

denereal visease
Nov 27, 2002

"Research your own experience. Absorb what is useful, reject what is useless, add what is essentially your own."

semicolon tattoo & party dots, nice

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Buggiezor posted:

\/ Is it just me or do those cuts look fresh? :cry: \/

Not sure about the one in the middle, but the others are definitely hypertrophic scar tissue.

Cerebral Knievel
Feb 4, 2009

Yes, my good man, I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard- and your finest jelly beans, raw.
Lipstick Apathy
Another 'it came from Facebook'.



It's a representation of the Sicilian flag. The legs look like chicken wings :stare:

nerdpony
May 1, 2007

Apparently I was supposed to put something here.
Fun Shoe

No pictures (might dig through Facebook for some later), but a girl I went to college with had a bunch of lovely ink, including a semicolon between her boobs. Her thinking was something like that they didn't exist fully without each other or something.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

nerdpony posted:

No pictures (might dig through Facebook for some later), but a girl I went to college with had a bunch of lovely ink, including a semicolon between her boobs. Her thinking was something like that they didn't exist fully without each other or something.

It's not surprising, really nobody knows how to use a semicolon correctly these days. In her case I'd recommend an em-dash to represent the connection between her boobs.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



That's supposed to be Thom Yorke from Radiohead.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

muscles like this? posted:


That's supposed to be Thom Yorke from Radiohead.

This is the best incorporation of a nipple in a tattoo I have ever seen.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
I will say i thought of thom yorke from radiohead immediately so not a bad interpretation.

Hot Wheels Tracks
Jul 8, 2007

Did you or did you not go to town on my body with

Buggiezor posted:


\/ Is it just me or do those cuts look fresh? :cry: \/


It's all superficial bitch cuts in the wrong direction.

nerdpony
May 1, 2007

Apparently I was supposed to put something here.
Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

It's not surprising, really nobody knows how to use a semicolon correctly these days. In her case I'd recommend an em-dash to represent the connection between her boobs.

Found it.

:nws: http://imgur.com/u7m01MO :nws: because there's some boob, but no nipple.

Her reasoning is "My new tattoo is a semicolon; it represents my love of tits and grammar. You see, each breast is an independent clause; together, however, they complete and integrate the idea."

Yes, the lip print is also a tattoo, in case you were wondering.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

nerdpony posted:

No pictures (might dig through Facebook for some later), but a girl I went to college with had a bunch of lovely ink, including a semicolon between her boobs. Her thinking was something like that they didn't exist fully without each other or something.

That is just tempting the mastectomy gods right there. :tinfoil:

GomerTron
Dec 29, 2008

$90,000,000.00
I'd like to share one out of two (crappy) tatt shops in my town:









And my favorite of all...

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
I tend to add people who request me on FB with the idea that I'll unfriend them if they're terrible. I don't keep anything personal on the page, so why not?

But then I find things like this. From a group called "Bitches, Glitter, and Guns:"



These next two are less-lovely, I think. Still not great.


Absolutely adore the tiny Confederate flag. It makes the whole thing ten times worse.



Definitely how a switchblade should be carried.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...

AlbieQuirky posted:

That is just tempting the mastectomy gods right there. :tinfoil:

Well thats the gooniest thing I've ever read.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
Former classmate. Does this one count? I think it counts, but does it? She's getting something done on her other foot as well.



It seems to be well done? I don't know.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'll ask again, why are foot tattoos always on the weirdest looking feet?

Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011



E: same guy

Hummingbirds has a new favorite as of 03:40 on Apr 19, 2013

POLICE CAR AUCTION
Dec 1, 2003

I'm not a princess



Found this in some dark corner of the internet a few years ago:

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I'll ask again, why are foot tattoos always on the weirdest looking feet?

You're usually seeing them fresh when the foot is all lumpy and swollen.

TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer

HelmetCheese posted:

Found this in some dark corner of the internet a few years ago:



What do people like this do when the company inevitably updates the logo and graphics on the can?

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")
That's not really a concern when you're talking about PBR.

Hype
Apr 12, 2011

I was randomly looking up people I used to go to school with when I came across this gem.


And this one belongs to a girl I used to play WoW with. She's also pretty much the reason I quit, so I guess I owe her that much. :v:

Now I admit to not knowing much about tattoos, but if I was going to get one I'm preetttty sure I'd think it over for more than a day. :psyduck:

And speaking of weird looking feet, here's her other tat:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I cant really fault the tattoo. It's drawing attention away from that weird crotch-like fold on those toes.

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Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011

Hype posted:

And this one belongs to a girl I used to play WoW with. She's also pretty much the reason I quit, so I guess I owe her that much. :v:


"My religion, Wiccan"

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