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I didn't feel skeevy and gross for going to see strippers, I just felt bored at the end of the night. I got my fill long before the dudes I was there with had, so I wound up getting drunk and proposing to a dancer named Cher. And then the birthday boy got photos taken with a dancer after a private lap dance and told us we couldn't ever tell his girlfriend where we had been that night. 
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Rarity posted:e: Also, I always find it hilarious that guys go to a strip club to see naked ladies and then spend the whole time feeling awkward and skeevy for looking at naked ladies. I don't know, it's just the first time I ever went to a strip club. I felt the same way watching them as I did watching HBO's Game of Thrones: with a shameful boner. It's me, I'm encouraging objectification of women in our society. 
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Contra Calculus posted:I don't know, it's just the first time I ever went to a strip club. I felt the same way watching them as I did watching HBO's Game of Thrones: with a shameful boner. Our job is to be objectified, you shouldn't be ashamed
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May 11, 2013 17:09
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Don't ever go to a strip club that serves a buffet, Sophia's rule to live by.
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May 11, 2013 17:37
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Rarity posted:Good on you, son Dude, Utah strippers. The meth was probably visible.
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May 11, 2013 18:37
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They let me see their bare elbows, IRQ. Help! What do I do? I feel so dirty.
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May 11, 2013 18:45
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You drag those painted whores to temple and you get yourselves sealed, Contra. Make good, honest sisterwives out of them.
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May 11, 2013 19:00
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May 11, 2013 19:08
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IRQ posted:Dude, Utah strippers. The meth was probably visible. I drunk posted once and got probated in this very thread, I hope you learned your lesson forums poster awshucks. Though I also made my account while drunk to read this thread so....
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May 11, 2013 19:38
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Yo who's from Phoenix around here? gaffs? I heard there's some decent gloryholes round there, you got any inside hook-ups? This might be moot, since I'm still barred from entering the country, but you know.
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May 11, 2013 19:55
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bigmcgaffney posted:I drunk posted once and got probated in this very thread, I hope you learned your lesson forums poster awshucks. I'm not drinking again until the next book comes out, which will mean no more brews until 2030. In my defense I don't think I got probated, but that was probably because Rarity is awesome and was feeling sorry for someone who just recently finished the books, as opposed to you grizzled veterans.
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May 11, 2013 21:07
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It's been a while since I've browsed this thread, I've missed you degenerate fucks. 
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May 11, 2013 21:13
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awshucks101 posted:I'm not drinking again until the next book comes out, which will mean no more brews until 2030. In my defense I don't think I got probated, but that was probably because Rarity is awesome and was feeling sorry for someone who just recently finished the books, as opposed to you grizzled veterans. I have nothing to do with this thread 
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May 11, 2013 21:23
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Rarity posted:I have nothing to do with this thread Oh, for some reason I thought the mods could probate in all the different forums. Nevermind.
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awshucks101 posted:Oh, for some reason I thought the mods could probate in all the different forums. Nevermind. V One of us! One of us! Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 21:35 on May 11, 2013 |
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May 11, 2013 21:30
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Rarity posted:I have nothing to do with this thread Do not deny the truth of your heart, Rarity. You know where your true home lies.
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May 11, 2013 21:32
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awshucks101 posted:which will mean no more brews until 2030. Ahahahaha 2030
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May 11, 2013 21:33
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As the ultimate troll, GRRM will soon lose 150 pounds, become a health nut, and spend the next 30 years of his life not quite finishing Winds of Winter.
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May 11, 2013 21:38
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awshucks101 posted:I'm not drinking again until the next book comes out, which will mean no more brews until 2030. In my defense I don't think I got probated, but that was probably because Rarity is awesome and was feeling sorry for someone who just recently finished the books, as opposed to you grizzled veterans. That's cute. You think it'll be finished by 2030.
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Sophia posted:Do not deny the truth of your heart, Rarity. You know where your true home lies. Where goes Sophia, so goes I  awshucks101 posted:Oh, for some reason I thought the mods could probate in all the different forums. Nevermind. ...I'm not even a mod?
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Rarity posted:...I'm not even a mod? Power resides only where men believe it resides. It's a trick, a shadow on the wall.
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Rarity posted:...I'm not even a mod? Aww you could have had some fun threatening him with probation or issued a mod challenge.
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elmer fud posted:That's cute. You think it'll be finished by 2030. Such a Debbie Downer. He's already a quarter of the way through. Even if modern medicine is unable to unnaturally prolong GRRM's life, I'm excited to see what direction Robert Stanek takes this franchise.
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SaviourX posted:Yo who's from Phoenix around here? gaffs? I heard there's some decent gloryholes round there, you got any inside hook-ups? Yeah that's me, we got some good hole in the wall (heh) places around here I'm sure. I saw this one place with a sign that says "Modern World: arcade and adult shop" so if you just wanna hang and play some Galaga while some chubby guy sucks you off, that's the spot to check out
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May 11, 2013 23:36
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Aw, man. No chubby guy blowjob is worth playing Galaga for 
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May 11, 2013 23:48
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Is he asleep? He does tell some lovely bedtime stories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLMydhMqWDQ
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May 11, 2013 23:57
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I dunno. Galaga is fun.
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May 11, 2013 23:58
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^burtle posted:After 5 books of "Winter is Coming" I'm gonna be upset if it is a short one. That's what she said. For even if GRRM has an insanely long elephant dong it is still trapped behind fat like a weird vulva that gets smeared with feces somehow, you see.  I'll show myself out.
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Dany's dragons melts the wall, Stannis's army dies of attrition and become ra-ra-rombies, Sir Pounce dies, Bran becomes a god, Dany finds out it's not easy to rule a land that has a zealous religion that views her core army as devil worshippers. She and her dragon dies. Everyone dies. There, was that so hard GRRM?
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Dead Man Posting posted:Dany's dragons melts the wall, Stannis's army dies of attrition and become ra-ra-rombies, Sir Pounce dies, Bran becomes a god, Dany finds out it's not easy to rule a land that has a zealous religion that views her core army as devil worshippers. She and her dragon dies. Everyone dies. There, was that so hard GRRM? I think Ramsay said it in the last episode "if you think this story has a happy ending then you haven't been paying attention". So yeah.
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El Hefe posted:I think Ramsay said it in the last episode "if you think this story has a happy ending then you haven't been paying attention". I also saw two instances of something/someone getting pierced in the tits in the last episode.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Aw, man. No chubby guy blowjob is worth playing Galaga for Pacman would be more apropos with the whole fruit gobbling thing.
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Dead Man Posting posted:Sir Pounce dies You Monster!
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May 12, 2013 03:32
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My nuncle made a jape about my boiled leather armor, which he said was as useless as nipples in a breastplate, the craven. Lemon Cakes with Milk of the Poppy.
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Plutonis posted:My nuncle made a jape about my boiled leather armor, which he said was as useless as nipples in a breastplate, the craven. Incorporate some incest and some rape there and you have the full ASOIF experience.
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El Hefe posted:Incorporate some incest and some rape there and you have the full ASOIF experience. It also needs some stomach-churning child lust and the greasy, clammy feeling that the author is getting off to the poo poo in between the orgasmic food porn, and the very stomach-churning knowledge that the author is really, REALLY getting off to the food porn. 1/10, princes hardly sticky enough.
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Plutonis posted:My nuncle made a jape about my boiled leather armor, which he said was as useless as nipples in a breastplate, the craven. Well, whores are wind as the crossbow goes you know nothing Jon Snow.
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I am very excited for my one time a year to enjoy GRRM writing this week with his GOT episode. I hope he has more lines like "a bit of a rape" and "a slice of cake".
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