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A scratcher has set up shop in my hometown, and has some pretty awesome examples of his work so far.  I spent longer than I'd care to admit trying to figure out what was going on anatomically with the second one.
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Christ that must have hurt to get all that poo poo done on ribs
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Jun 1, 2013 02:17
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Wintermutant posted:A scratcher has set up shop in my hometown, and has some pretty awesome examples of his work so far. And yet, not the worst Jesus in the thread...
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Jun 1, 2013 03:13
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 Bored posted:That panther looks like someone just walked in on it getting out of the shower. I was about to say it looked like the shyest panther ever. I wonder what the first panther covered up.
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Jun 1, 2013 04:00
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Optimist with doubt posted:
It's really faded, but it looks like a very sad panther. e: Perhaps it is distressed at accidentally walking in on the other panther getting out of the shower.
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Jun 1, 2013 04:47
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Optimist with doubt posted:
Looks like a panther as well, done in the style of a mascot. The mouth is where the left paw is and eyes right above that. In fact, the coverup is pretty much the same, just with a body and less terrible, not that it means much. EDIT: Yeah, that has got to be based on a school mascot: 
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Terminal Entropy posted:Looks like a panther as well, done in the style of a mascot. The mouth is where the left paw is and eyes right above that. In fact, the coverup is pretty much the same, just with a body and less terrible, not that it means much. It means that it'll take an even bigger panther or other wild cat to cover up this one.
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Jun 1, 2013 04:50
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 He was implying the first panther was also a cover up.
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Jun 1, 2013 09:06
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Wintermutant posted:A scratcher has set up shop in my hometown, and has some pretty awesome examples of his work so far. She apparently has some self image problems if she believes that she needs to suck in that much. Wonder if she's got muffin top because her pants are tied too tightly and she's mistaking that for being fat. Girlgoon here, and I miss not being fat. Bored has a new favorite as of 09:51 on Jun 1, 2013 |
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Jun 1, 2013 09:47
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Wintermutant posted:A scratcher has set up shop in my hometown, and has some pretty awesome examples of his work so far. If the guy with that tattoo doesn't ride a skateboard everywhere, play electric guitar, and always sit backwards in chairs I'll be incredibly disappointed.
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Jun 1, 2013 13:20
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EvilMuppet posted:
Yes, this.
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Jun 1, 2013 21:24
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Best way to deal with unwanted tattoos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSBKQueFH4
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Jun 1, 2013 22:19
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Why on the neck?
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Jun 1, 2013 22:37
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PaganGoatPants posted:Why on the neck? It looks like a Dorito.
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Jun 1, 2013 22:38
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
I'm thinking about getting a Colorado tattoo, but then I'm madly, passionately in love with this state and I've visited more of it than anyone else in recorded history. And it is a pretty neat place to live. A nice Colorado flag tattoo with some crisp linework, good placement, not overdone, would be nice. All the more reason not to go to this shop...
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Jun 2, 2013 04:18
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DorkusMalorkus posted:It looks like a Dorito. I was thinking three ravioli.
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Jun 2, 2013 05:21
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Mike Haggar is beastin'!
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LingcodKilla posted:Best way to deal with unwanted tattoos. Is there a followup? That's  as gently caress, and if it worked I've honestly got to salute the guy that just had his flesh ripped off at 1000 rpm, stupid or not.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Is there a followup? That's Not really sure but I bet a raging infection and intense satisfaction was in his future.
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LingcodKilla posted:Best way to deal with unwanted tattoos. I've seen this video a few times on Rude Tube (UK T.V show about internet videos and the like). You've got to wonder why people so impulsively get other people's names tattooed on themselves who they haven't been in a long relationship with, let alone having married. On a side note: Have some 'Mad-Dog Deon' and his skull face tattoo, as seen on Jeremy Kyle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Iv3g8ZLkYA
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Jun 2, 2013 19:20
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All on the same girl. She has many more terrible tattoos than this small sample.    I think the worst part of this is that she's now got about 3 more floating classic monster heads on her leg.
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Jun 2, 2013 23:18
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Hummingbirds posted:All on the same girl. She has many more terrible tattoos than this small sample. These tattoos are all Unironically Good.
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Jun 3, 2013 02:16
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Hummingbirds posted:All on the same girl. She has many more terrible tattoos than this small sample. Aww, I like them. Especially the Jack ornament.  Is Spyro a work in progress or something? 'Cause his horns are disappearing into the void.
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Jun 3, 2013 02:21
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Silly Hippie posted:
How did this appointment go? Like what was the conversation between the artist and this guy to wind up with that? "I dunno man. Its the dark mark. You know... The dark mark.." "Describe it for me as if I wasn't a 14 year old girl or 27 year old manchild." "Its a snake, and a skull.. And.. poo poo. You know. The DARK MARK man." "Get in the chair." Hummingbirds posted:All on the same girl. She has many more terrible tattoos than this small sample. Actually, all but the fish guy own.
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Jun 3, 2013 02:51
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Nope, a Jack Skellington tattoo is only "cool" if you're in middle school and still use My Chemical Romance book covers. The Creature From the Black Lagoon one is the only actually cool one.
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Jun 3, 2013 03:01
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"Cool" and "good" can be mutually exclusive terms, you know. Jazz is good, but not cool.
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Jun 3, 2013 03:40
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Yeah, but if it's cool, it's good; that's inherent. It's like how a square is a rectangle, but a rectangle isn't a square.
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Jun 3, 2013 04:11
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Is no one noticing the Invader Zim tattoo next to the childish grim reaper?
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squarerandom posted:Is no one noticing the Invader Zim tattoo next to the childish grim reaper? Lenore. And her artist, Roman Dirge, and Vazquez are buddies. Yes, I like both artists. Not that I would get either of them tattooed on my body.
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Jun 3, 2013 06:03
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Grim Reaper is a bit clip arty but at least the black work on it seems really solid and defined.
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Hummingbirds posted:All on the same girl. She has many more terrible tattoos than this small sample. Those are all fine. Curious to see the others, because you probably picked out what you thought were the worst so the others might be pretty good.
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Bored posted:Lenore. And her artist, Roman Dirge, and Vazquez are buddies. Yes, I like both artists. Not that I would get either of them tattooed on my body. On the note of bad tattoos and J.V., I have giant Happy Noodle Boy on my ribcage. And I don't feel bad about it at all. 
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I'm trying really hard to figure out what's going on in these wings.
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They are grapes.
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NeurosisHead posted:On the note of bad tattoos and J.V., I have giant Happy Noodle Boy on my ribcage. And I don't feel bad about it at all. Wasn't Happy Noodle Boy kind of a way to troll fans (which I think makes it a-okay for a tattoo, btw)? I know there was a "How to Draw Happy Noodle Boy" page in one of the comics. I actually usually skipped Happy Noodle Boy when reading, 'cause he was just so angry, but not in a JTHM way. More in a schizophrenic homeless man yelling angry things way, which actually makes me sad. Also, I am all for people getting Dirge's "mouse with an ear on its back" as a tattoo. More unasked for Dirge info: Lenore was also stolen by  . He apparently thought that nobody knew who she was or something. Granted, it wasn't the outright tracing that he did to Shmorky, but it's still pretty obvious. Enough derail, Lenore tattoos. Since it's goth and a little wrong, it has plenty of trashy followers just like JTHM:   Well, that didn't yield anywhere near as many results as I had hoped. Of course, he included tattoo flash in his comics, so that may be some of the reason that there wasn't more poo poo. But this popped up, since, as I mentioned, the same people follow these artists (yes, I'm one of them to some extant, as is Neurosis Head I'm guessing):  gently caress getting a Vasquez tattoo that shows his strong use of line and shadow! Lets just throw this curly poo poo around here with faded lines and crappy shading. Also, the search confirmed that Happy Noodle Boy can, indeed, look really loving cool in tattoo form. Then again, some of the joke is that he's a stick figure. Edit: Shawn the Sheep is the only cartoon I've thought about getting as a tattoo. Goddamn I loved "A Close Shave" when I was in highschool. But, it wouldn't really fit anywhere, so I never got it. Bored has a new favorite as of 16:38 on Jun 3, 2013 |
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Danica! posted:Actually, all but the fish guy own. Personally the lack of integration between the tattoos is what gets me. If you wanna doodle all over something get a notebook. However I am partial to the Spyro because I like how grumpy he looks.
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God drat, I can't believe you guys don't think those are tasteless. Regardless,meataidstheft posted:Personally the lack of integration between the tattoos is what gets me. But anyway here are the others she has on facebook.       I stand by my opinion that these are tasteless as gently caress even if they're techincally well-done tattoos. Maybe it's just because I know the girl personally and she's about as "lolrandom" as I've ever seen.
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Hummingbirds posted:God drat, I can't believe you guys don't think those are tasteless. Regardless, I don't think we're on the same page as to what constitutes "tasteless". Things you personally don't like aren't immediately tasteless, and a lot of these tattoos aren't tasteless. For example, I'm not sure how the technically decent tree on that girl's side is anything near "tasteless". A scratchy Tasmanian Devil is tasteless. A warped Bart Simpson is tasteless.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I don't think we're on the same page as to what constitutes "tasteless". Things you personally don't like aren't immediately tasteless, and a lot of these tattoos aren't tasteless. For example, I'm not sure how the technically decent tree on that girl's side is anything near "tasteless". A scratchy Tasmanian Devil is tasteless. A warped Bart Simpson is tasteless. He picked the bad ones, people asked for the rest, he posted the rest.  Nobody ever said they were all tasteless.GIR is definitely tasteless as gently caress, though. Jack Skellington, maybe, you can keep that on you for the rest of your life as a gentle reminder of your childhood without it being a terrible thing, because for all the poo poo that the movie get, A Nightmare Before Christmas is still really good. But GIR? That's either going to get removed, or covered, or just strategically wrapped in clothing after a certain point. Tasteless doesn't have to mean poorly-done. You can have the best goddamn Triforce tattoo in the world, with great shading and fantastic linework with all the appropriate bits and bobs and thrown around it, but at the end of the day you still have a goddamn Triforce tattoo. She has some really good tats, though. Bride of Frankenstein owns
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I don't think we're on the same page as to what constitutes "tasteless". Things you personally don't like aren't immediately tasteless, and a lot of these tattoos aren't tasteless. For example, I'm not sure how the technically decent tree on that girl's side is anything near "tasteless". A scratchy Tasmanian Devil is tasteless. A warped Bart Simpson is tasteless. Who the hell are you to judge warped Bart? Don't have a cow about other people's tats.
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