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dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

Palpek posted:

Starring Nicolas Cage as Lord Voldemort.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 19:12

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 07:33

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

comets! posted:

Some wonderful pieces from Tumblr.

Is this a thing I just don't know about?

These are all great finds, but the one I quoted kind of makes me sad. It could have been an awesome tattoo if done right, even if it is "LOL RANDOM".

This is all I could find about the subject.

Bored has a new favorite as of 19:28 on Sep 15, 2013

# ? Sep 15, 2013 19:26

Zemyla: Aug 6, 2008; I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Palpek posted:

Does this distract predators like eyespots on caterpillars?

# ? Sep 15, 2013 19:45

Tasty_Crayon: Jul 29, 2006; Same story, different version.

Konec Hry posted:

Thinking about it this one is actually great.

Gregor Samsa had to find a way to feed his mooching brother and sister somehow.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 20:15

A Furious Foetus: Aug 15, 2009

What is a dragon doing with a guitar? Where is the rest of the neck of the guitar? Why are the lines so wobbly? Who thinks, "I like dragons, I like guitars, I will combine them."?

# ? Sep 15, 2013 23:08

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

A Furious Foetus posted:

What is a dragon doing with a guitar? Where is the rest of the neck of the guitar? Why are the lines so wobbly? Who thinks, "I like dragons, I like guitars, I will combine them."?

The best part of this one is the contrast between the elaborate detail work on the dragon's head/neck and the total :effort:

of the wing. Did the artist have an epiphany about how stupid the tattoo was and just give up?

# ? Sep 15, 2013 23:16

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

comets! posted:

Is this a thing I just don't know about?

Needs to have a midget Glenn Danzig on her shoulder with the words " Hold Me Closer Tiny Danzig" around it.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 23:26

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Needs to have a midget Glenn Danzig on her shoulder with the words " Hold Me Closer Tiny Danzig" around it.

Sorry, but everyone knows the lyric is "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

# ? Sep 16, 2013 00:17

BarbarousBertha: Aug 2, 2007

rockcity posted:

Sorry, but everyone knows the lyric is "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

Exactly!

On closer inspection this looks like pen.

This one, however...

# ? Sep 16, 2013 00:31

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

a midget Glenn Danzig

Is there any other kind?

# ? Sep 16, 2013 01:03

Mecca Respector: Apr 21, 2007

Palpek posted:

Somebody help Bruce Willis! He's fading fast!

# ? Sep 16, 2013 03:08

Nemesis Of Moles: Jul 25, 2007

Bored posted:

These are all great finds, but the one I quoted kind of makes me sad. It could have been an awesome tattoo if done right, even if it is "LOL RANDOM".

This is all I could find about the subject.

Kinda off topicish but I was at GenCon last month and they had this booth for basically cosplay porn there. When I was walking past there was a lady there with that exact tattoo but done 100x better. The woman in the tat also had a sugar-skull style thing going on. I wonder what the hell it's from, unless two people both hit on the 'Naked woman holding a large reptile' trick completely independent of each other.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 04:33

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

Beastie posted:

Them wings?!

Thought it was this one

I hope someone didn't see it online and decide to get a copy of it.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 05:56

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Incorrect.

Also wrong.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 09:17

super size soft serve: Aug 28, 2011; You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

Say Nothing posted:

Incorrect.

This looks like it could be a font based off KoRn's logo, which makes it even more hilarious.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 09:20

Kingel: Aug 24, 2006

Fantastisk posted:

I was browsing entries for a Norwegian tattoo contest, and...

You can find them all here. You can filter by county and municipality too, so if you're Norwegian, you can check what tools live in your town!

Didn't take me long to find this unfortunate case of penis hand.

The description explained the lines as representing people in his life who have meant something to him.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 12:52

TunaSpleen: Jan 27, 2007; How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?; Grimey Drawer

King of the Hill tattoos will never not be hilarious.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 14:03

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

TunaSpleen posted:

King of the Hill tattoos will never not be hilarious.

The best defense is a swift offense ... To the jimmy.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 19:02

Miss Kalle: Jan 4, 2013; This avatar is lacking a certain something, don't you think? IT'S MISSING YOUR SCREAMS, TRANSFER STUDENT!

I'm not gonna lie, I would sport that with pride. Not sure what that says about me.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 21:38

Deep Thoreau: Aug 16, 2008

TunaSpleen posted:

King of the Hill tattoos will never not be hilarious.

This rules hard.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 21:41

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 17, 2013 04:57

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

TunaSpleen posted:

King of the Hill tattoos will never not be hilarious.

This is the best tattoo in the whole thread.

This one's tasteless but I kind of love it.

# ? Sep 17, 2013 05:24

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Portals posted:

That is some first-class anatomy! She has flipper hands and I think one of her chunky legs got detached cause I don't know how that's even supposed to work. And the pegs for feet just tie the whole thing together. It looks like it was colored with markers.

# ? Sep 17, 2013 05:38

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/88d7c7cd881b5ad9313a8d1d9e306155/tumblr_mskvlsCtCY1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg :nws:

for a vulva tattoo. Not a tattoo on a vulva, but a tattoo of a vulva.

# ? Sep 17, 2013 06:11

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Portals posted:

The legendary Dachshund Wolf

# ? Sep 17, 2013 06:13

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

particle409 posted:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/88d7c7cd881b5ad9313a8d1d9e306155/tumblr_mskvlsCtCY1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg for a vulva tattoo. Not a tattoo on a vulva, but a tattoo of a vulva.

That's a labia, duder.

# ? Sep 17, 2013 07:13

ZombieGravy: Feb 5, 2008

Portals posted:

This is the best tattoo in the whole thread.

I got bored.

# ? Sep 17, 2013 10:05

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

rocketpig posted:

I got bored.

It's a masterpiece, truly.

# ? Sep 17, 2013 10:07

Slayer1597: Nov 6, 2008; TREMENDOUS CHILD
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Say Nothing posted:

This is some quality penmanship! What a waste of potentially good space.

# ? Sep 17, 2013 10:48

Skinny King Pimp: Aug 25, 2011; Skinny Queen Wimp

Sociopastry posted:

That's a labia, duder.

The labia are part of the vulva.

Anyway, I always thought that tattoo was really well done, but good god, why would you get that on the back of your neck?

# ? Sep 17, 2013 12:07

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.; Lipstick Apathy