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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bulletsponge13 posted:

I can't unsee an older Hank Hill.

It looks like the love child of Hank Hill and Adam from Mythbusters.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Istari posted:

What on earth is going on here ? Why are his eyes so far up his face ? They're where the top of his forehead should be.
Tim Buckley has expanded his business to tattooing.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Tim Buckley has expanded his business to tattooing.

For a moment, I thought you were referencing Tim Buckley the dead singer. I was very confused.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Sorbus posted:

http://vesatattoo.kuvat.fi/kuvat/

This is the artist's gallery. Yeah I think it's going to be awesome when finished :D

RIP decent base for a tattoo that is going to end up like this

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Bad Twilight tattoos:





:nms:http://i.imgur.com/0ZHzjLz.jpg:nms:

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Much to the artist's credit, he or she got the faces looking perfect when the cellulite wasn't being pulled taut. That takes some serious skill.

GnuUzir
Oct 16, 2009

Uba Stij posted:

It looks like the love child of Hank Hill and Adam from Mythbusters.

My first thought was Adam Savage as well, but I can see the Hank now that you guys mentioned it.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

GnuUzir posted:

My first thought was Adam Savage as well, but I can see the Hank now that you guys mentioned it.

It looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman to me.

doom baboon
Mar 18, 2007

Here be monkeys.
Some times, bad tattoos form a loop in reality, and describe their own nature with stunning accuracy, despite their evident lack of any kind of accuracy whatsoever. I would say it had a strange poetic beauty about it, was it not for the fact that, y'know... it just doesn't.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Assoonasitits posted:

Much to the artist's credit, he or she got the faces looking perfect when the cellulite wasn't being pulled taut. That takes some serious skill.

Edward looks like Christopher Walken

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


You say that like it's not an improvement.

absolutezero
Aug 18, 2004

World Domination has had a momentary setback...talk amoungst yourselves
It came from Facebook. This is her 9th tattoo, but it's the first that isn't hidden in a NSFW area. She also refuses to pay more than a hundred dollars for a tattoo since "Cheep tattoos are jus as good. a tru artist is jus hapy to have there work out their" and "Tatu shops are 4 snobs. They woudnt hire my cousin and he did all my tats and their awsum"





EDIT: For some reason I feel the urge to steal this to use as an avatar:

absolutezero has a new favorite as of 17:21 on Sep 22, 2013

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
...again.

The lyric is "again", otherwise it makes it sound like a taunt, like "hey fuckface, try to fly with this poo poo".

P.S. Nice Mr. Mister tattoo, idiot.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

...again.

The lyric is "again", otherwise it makes it sound like a taunt, like "hey fuckface, try to fly with this poo poo".

P.S. Nice Mr. Mister tattoo, idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaSMROk-D-A :ssh:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Well who the gently caress listens to the Beatles?

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Well who the gently caress listens to the Beatles?

Everyone got this reference except you :smug:

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Well who the gently caress listens to the Beatles?

People who actually like that poo poo? Like any other band, two-thirds of their discography is complete poo poo.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Aerdan posted:

People who actually like that poo poo? Like any other band, two-thirds of their discography is complete poo poo.

Quiet frankly they should have been sued out of existence by Dr Pepper.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

HelmetCheese posted:

I was looking up some of the lovely local studios and came across these masterpieces on one's facebook page:


"I have the weirdest a-boner right now."

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Well who the gently caress listens to the Beatles?

A lot more people than listen to Mr. Mister, I'd assume.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

UZworm posted:

A lot more people than listen to Mr. Mister, I'd assume.

Making the tattoo even more trite than if it was a Mr. Mister reference.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
Yes. That's what's wrong with the tattoo. The quote is too mainstream.
:smugdog:

BearJazz
Oct 28, 2007

I love being the goddamn BATMAN.
I'm not sure why facebook seems to think I know this person, but hey, I get an anime lady liberty with a sick piece out of the deal.



The sky, after all, is the limile.

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

BearJazz posted:

I'm not sure why facebook seems to think I know this person, but hey, I get an anime lady liberty with a sick piece out of the deal.



The sky, after all, is the limile.

I love the juxtaposition of the incredibly overcomplicated calligraphy with the really lovely, bad-perspective drawing of the NY Skyline. It's really just beautiful, it is.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Criticism of trigger discipline in 3..2..1..

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


hyperhazard posted:

Criticism of trigger discipline in 3..2..1..

I was actually more concerned with lady bustacap using a filthy HK when she should have a Smith and Wesson or some other 'merican gun.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

Huge Saint's Row fan.



Thank god "BACON" isn't eight letters.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

BearJazz posted:

I'm not sure why facebook seems to think I know this person, but hey, I get an anime lady liberty with a sick piece out of the deal.



The sky, after all, is the limile.

I think you mean "limite". That "t" is crossed. Come on. Give credit where credit is due. :colbert:

I so wish they hosed up the "sky's" and spelled it "skies". That would really make this tattoo so much better (worse).

InEscape
Nov 10, 2006

stuck.


If I squint right I can almost convince myself it's done in pen.

At least she appears to have other hand tattoos and it's not just those.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

This thread has broken me, because I feel like "fairly legible though ugly text, no misspellings, smeary turd-birds are at least recognizable as birds" makes her part of the stylish elite of Bad Tattoolandia.

Also that loving Mister Mister song is now going through my head.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

That's just silly; those birds are tiny and could easily fit out through the bars of the cage.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Exactly, friend. The cage could never hold you back.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BearJazz posted:



The sky, after all, is the limile.
Hey, who am I to question someone who wants a Middle English tat complete with the superfluous e to make it fit nicely on the page?

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



BearJazz posted:

I'm not sure why facebook seems to think I know this person, but hey, I get an anime lady liberty with a sick piece out of the deal.



The sky, after all, is the limile.

So I was looking to see if I could find the source image for that, and I found something better:


It's just a copy of his tattoo that's not only poorly done, but changes the meaning from "New York is corrupt" to "New York is awesome".

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006


Is that meant to be uplifting or terrifying?

Or, y'know, implying that she's some incomplete prototype.

e. C'mon God, aren't you finished *yet*? I've been waiting around forever!

Corridor has a new favorite as of 13:12 on Sep 27, 2013

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".
I love all these tattoos that are just overwrought script with ridiculous spelling errors on the most simple of words. Like "isint" or "limit". These are so hilarious to me.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Assoonasitits posted:

I love all these tattoos that are just overwrought script with ridiculous spelling errors on the most simple of words. Like "isint" or "limit". These are so hilarious to me.

I think the "e" that we're seeing on "Limit" in that back tattoo is just emulating the swirly bit at the start. It's dumb mind you, but that's what I'm guessing the guy was going for.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Corridor posted:

Is that meant to be uplifting or terrifying?

Or, y'know, implying that she's some incomplete prototype.

e. C'mon God, aren't you finished *yet*? I've been waiting around forever!

C'mon God, aren't you finished yet? Other people need to use the bathroom, ya know.

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Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
Another 'gift' from imgur:

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