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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





That is the happiest lion I have ever seen.

Here's some bad Catcher in the Rye tattoos as an early Christmas gift:





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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Assoonasitits posted:

The idea is definitely solid, but Rick Moranis looks like some generic fat kid.

It could be covering up a generic fat kid?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Assoonasitits posted:

The idea is definitely solid, but Rick Moranis looks like some generic fat kid.

Spaceballs the reference image.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Catcher in the Rye tattoo

Mother of christ, of all the subject matter to base a tattoo on, you choose a terrible book that's been appropriated by the worst type of people as a masterpiece of literature.

caramelbread
Jul 29, 2011


There has never been a more punchable face.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I need a favor, can someone link me the thread with the good tattoo artist goons in it? I swear I saw it here somewhere but I cannot find the drat thing. Thank you in advance!

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Ok Fella posted:

I need a favor, can someone link me the thread with the good tattoo artist goons in it? I swear I saw it here somewhere but I cannot find the drat thing. Thank you in advance!

You talking about the YLLS thread?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519790

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

TunaSpleen posted:



The linework in the center :barf:

"Set to stun?"

Isn't that from Trek?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Shoehead posted:

"Set to stun?"

Isn't that from Trek?

Also in Star Wars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYelmcVoZg8

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Aerdan posted:



Another 'gift' from imgur.

Thought this was a "tattoo" on an artificial leg.


...dude's got tiny little ankles and massive clodhopper shoes

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Captain Trips posted:

Mother of christ, of all the subject matter to base a tattoo on, you choose a terrible book that's been appropriated by the worst type of people as a masterpiece of literature.

The Catcher in the Rye isn't a terrible book at all unless you think that the protagonist must be likeable for a book to be good. It captures pretty well how shitheaded teenagers are. That said, I'm aware most of the people who would get a tattoo based on it probably think Caulfield is some sort of idol figure.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Ohhhhhhh, man does that never come up again?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
The one tattoo featuring all the green lantern rings COULD have been good (I know you folks aren't keen on comic or cartoon tats, but I think select ones can look nice) but whoever did the art sucks hard.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012






I like to imagine this person woke up one morning and said "You know what would be cool? A Fahrenheit 451 tattoo!".

Here's an Atlas Shrugged tat because I love you guys and something something free market.



Good luck trying to decipher this mess:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Kaiju Cage Match posted:


Good luck trying to decipher this mess:


I think that it is "I Go Back to May 1937" by Sharon Olds
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/176442
Maybe the victim wearer thought it looked like a flame, or a swan, or maybe a swan in flames.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I think that it is "I Go Back to May 1937" by Sharon Olds
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/176442
Maybe the victim wearer thought it looked like a flame, or a swan, or maybe a swan in flames.

I see, thanks for clearing that up. :tipshat:

More content: Oh god why are Catcher in the Rye tattoos a thing? :stonk:


The red ink makes it look like a rash.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
That legit looks like a birthmark that got a tattoo over it.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

That's it! Thank you.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
So, I was reading the schadenfreude thread and decided to google it...

Ha ha!

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry


More goodness terribleness from imgur!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Aerdan posted:



More goodness terribleness from imgur!

Haha, I think he might have confused things noticing that little swirl of makeup under the eye on the character Death from the Sandman comic books!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm pretty sure this is an onion.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ugh, in that location?

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
38 Tattoo Ideas that Tickle Your Funny Bone. Including such hilariously great examples that will have you in stitches, like:

"Girl Funny Tattoo"


"Funny Hand Tattoo"


"Bepanthen"


and the always hilarious "Corset Tattoo"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

"Funny Hand Tattoo"

That one's an o.k design, but funny tattoos? The person writing that article has a strange idea of what funny is.

Anyway, contribution.
Just plain terrible in every way.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

It's a legit good specific

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Aerdan posted:



More goodness terribleness from imgur!

The Artist Formerly Known as a Terrible Tattoo.

Seventh Arrow
Jan 26, 2005

Say Nothing posted:

That one's an o.k design, but funny tattoos? The person writing that article has a strange idea of what funny is.

They also have a strange idea of what a hand is.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
You two both have a strange idea of what a person is.




That article was clearly generated by some sort of automated system.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
About conquering depression:

Sosiz
Nov 8, 2009
No better way overcoming depression than tattooing your tits

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
And one more, this one from my friend:

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

TINA TURNER posted:

About conquering depression:


You never want to let them fill with too much milk. They might burst.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Seventh Arrow posted:

They also have a strange idea of what a hand is.
I just quoted the article.

Anyway, here's some sort of Muppet Mike Tyson.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

I just quoted the article.

Anyway, here's some sort of Muppet Mike Tyson.


He should get Mike's face tattoo added to it.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012


















Who is John Galt? A guy who gets lovely tattoos, apparently.

Kaiju Cage Match has a new favorite as of 03:27 on Nov 27, 2013

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
John Galt was a Scottish novelist who lived from 1779-1839. It's like people can't use Wikipedia!

Also,that's a terrible portrait of Ida Lupino.

TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer

The Ape of Naples posted:

He should get Mike's face tattoo added to it.

And then he'd get sued by Mike's tattooist!

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.


Hell Gem

I kinda like this one, despite the subject matter, but here's a tattoo for a REAL hero:

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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
Cross post from the Idiots on Social Media thread.

suztan posted:

:wtc:



This person is a bit on the eccentric side of things so this is probably supposed to be capital-a Art, but... :stonk:

I'm guessing it's a marker and not, like, an actual tattoo.

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