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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Staryberry posted:

It came from Reddit



This is wonderful!

"You know the harpy from last unicorn? I want that, but an owl. And I want the tits coming out of its chin."

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Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

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Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 22:02 on Apr 2, 2014

Malkamar
Mar 15, 2009
MY DEAD HUSBAND WAS FULL OF SHIT

Staryberry posted:

It came from Reddit



Put 'em on the glass, owl!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Am I really the first one here to make a "hooters" joke?

Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Choco1980 posted:

Am I really the first one here to make a "hooters" joke?

Shamefully, yes. We've dropped the ball, but only on account of being distracted by bad body art.

Ferretten
Jun 13, 2006
behind tired eyes, behind tired eyes, he is waiting. and knowing our destinies.

Staryberry posted:

It came from Reddit



The owls are not what they seem

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Choco1980 posted:

Am I really the first one here to make a "hooters" joke?

Low hanging fruit is not so sweet.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
Sounds like sour grapes to me.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Ferretten posted:

The owls are not what they seem

Solid post, very good work here.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
To Idiocy and Beyond!

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
There's actually quite a bit of awesome in there.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

The blue line demarcates where skin will be showing while wearing a low cut dress, so that the tattoo can remain hidden.

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio

Say Nothing posted:

To Idiocy and Beyond!


Pretty sure thats not a tattoo, and its done with paints of some kind. Look at the smearing on his arm.

Sorbus
Apr 1, 2010

A Fucker IRL posted:

Pretty sure thats not a tattoo, and its done with paints of some kind. Look at the smearing on his arm.

That is ink that the tattoo artist hasn't wiped off yet. Look how raw the skin in the middle of his chest is.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

A Fucker IRL posted:

Pretty sure thats not a tattoo, and its done with paints of some kind. Look at the smearing on his arm.

The amount of people in this thread that don't seem to understand how tattooing works never ceases to surprise me. Just about any color tattoo that isn't super small is going to have ink that was wiped off around it like that, unless the artist is OCD about wiping every bit of it off.

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio

rockcity posted:

The amount of people in this thread that don't seem to understand how tattooing works never ceases to surprise me.

Maybe we are here for the bad tattoo pictures? Why would we need to know much more?

Also, you really shouldnt be surprised so easily, this isnt an industry thread or tattoo website.

A Fucker IRL has a new favorite as of 15:11 on Feb 4, 2014

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I have never had any interest in getting a tattoo but I do enjoy looking at pictures of dumb idiots.

Miss Kalle
Jan 4, 2013

This avatar is lacking a certain something, don't you think? IT'S MISSING YOUR SCREAMS, TRANSFER STUDENT!
I'm just disappointed the bottom of the breastplate doesn't align properly with his sagging manboobs.

Speaking of Disney tattoos:



It's ostensibly a Hercules tattoo and it looks decent enough ... but that lettering, what the hell? 'Fearless aroud cubong'?

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/gXe1QFI.jpg:nws:

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

One page back, posted in the open.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Miss Kalle posted:

I'm just disappointed the bottom of the breastplate doesn't align properly with his sagging manboobs.

Speaking of Disney tattoos:



It's ostensibly a Hercules tattoo and it looks decent enough ... but that lettering, what the hell? 'Fearless aroud cubong'?
fearless
proud
strong

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Elysiume posted:

fearless
proud
strong

You gotta admit, it took you forever to figure it out. I think I was squinting sideways at it for a couple of minutes before I figured it out.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Miss Kalle posted:

It's ostensibly a Hercules tattoo and it looks decent enough ...
Take another look at the lines that are supposed to be straight.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Friend of friend:


Rogue
:stare: anatomy

Makes this one (same person) seem decent.

(uggh, forgot I was in this picture)

For context:

only been inside their place once but I saw two laptops, both running Windows

and her lovely partner:



His name on his forearm (along with obligatory Far East character and barbed wire cliché, etc.):



Another angle:


And her (abbreviated) name on his chest:


This is probably the most competently executed of his collection (:lol:)

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
99% of people who try for the Scott Ian look are complete douchebags, so none of this surprises me.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

This dude's arms look like what you get when you try to make "sleeves" out of 50 cent temporary tattoos.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

This dude's arms look like what you get when you try to make "sleeves" out of 50 cent temporary tattoos.

Have to go ahead and disagree. 50c temporary tats are at least designed by professionals (usually, I guess).


Symmetry.

mydogwatchestv
Dec 19, 2010
It came from facebook:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
It's seamless! :downs:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Sick Monica Lewinski tat, but they hosed up a crucial detail.

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops


Relatively clever ad for an Atlanta-based tattoo studio modeled after lawyer, payday lender, et al commercials. Stars some of the classic Tattoo tropes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewl5cs7O6Os

Hobo Lumpkins
Jan 28, 2014

Sometimes I wish I could take all my skin off and writhe about.
It came from Facebook: She's a really lovely girl, very tasteless tattoo though in my opinion.
Sadly it's the only shot she put up but it says "He died for me, I live for him" with 'Jesus' in the middle.

http://imgur.com/XRlX0cT

And another Facebook...
I don't even know to be honest.

http://imgur.com/ca8qUZE

Edit: sorry if I hosed it up, mobile posting

Hobo Lumpkins has a new favorite as of 09:04 on Feb 8, 2014

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



I think that second one is the earth, as a heart, centered on Australia. It also looks like it scabbing off. Like its falling off the persons body and leaving a stupid scar.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Not the worst thing out there, but this one was popular enough to make the front page on Imgur:



Guess some people just have odd standards of quality.

I'm mostly bothered by the terrible deer face, garbage attempt at shading, and whatever the gently caress they were trying to go for with flowers and pedals and poo poo.

Upon further examination the whole thing is loving garbage.

TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer
Pokemon did the concept better.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

The Aphasian posted:

Relatively clever ad for an Atlanta-based tattoo studio modeled after lawyer, payday lender, et al commercials. Stars some of the classic Tattoo tropes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewl5cs7O6Os

I've been tattooed at that shop!

:)

Nice cameo by the singer of Mastodon, too.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

JoelJoel posted:

Not the worst thing out there, but this one was popular enough to make the front page on Imgur:



Guess some people just have odd standards of quality.

I'm mostly bothered by the terrible deer face, garbage attempt at shading, and whatever the gently caress they were trying to go for with flowers and pedals and poo poo.

Upon further examination the whole thing is loving garbage.

I'm having a real problem figuring out which limb it's on.

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm having a real problem figuring out which limb it's on.

Because it isn't on any limbs at all, but it does kinda have a Ray Smuckles thing going on with its face.

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