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Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

o-m-g

Just had a terrible experience with a localbitcoins transaction. (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 6 minutes ago by im-a-fat-loser

I have 7 bitcoins to my name and decided to sell them this week because I needed money for rent and food and I just don't see bitcoin go up in price any time soon. I figured I'd dump them all on localbitcoins and I'd be financially ok for half a year or so.

Anyway, I got in touch via skype with a guy that wanted to buy all 7 of my bitcoins for $700/each. It was a little lower than I wanted but I desperately needed the money so I agreed. We met in the local walmart parking lot late last night and I asked him to show me the money first. He did, he had all $4900. Actually he had $5000 and was "tipping" me the extra $100. I transferred the 7 bitcoins to his wallet and once the transaction was confirmed he suddenly pulled a huge knife on me. It was like 7 inches long. I couldn't run anywhere because I was half in my car with the door open and he was standing in the door way. He ordered me to hand back over the $5000. I hesitated but he started getting a bit aggressive so I had to hand it over as I was afraid for my life.

He ran to his car and took off and as I tried to get his plate, noticed he didn't actually have any plates on his car. I should have loving noticed this before I did the transaction but I didn't. Maybe it was because it was dark out. I quickly drove to the police station and filed a report but I'm doubting they'll get my money back now. Sometimes I wish bitcoin did support chargebacks because I wouldn't be out $5000 right now.

I'm so angry with myself and my wife is mad at me because we're out the $5000. I don't know what I'm going to do. Such a lovely experience.

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Robawesome posted:

Class Action Lawsuit in the future? (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 11 minutes ago by BringOnDaLawyers

It seems like the Bitcoin Foundation is making decisions which impact the entire community. Recently they actively choose to deny that the malleability bug was a danger to anyone except MtGox. It was obvious later that this statement was not true.

There was probably an internal email exchange among developers and members which determined what they would tell the public about the problem. I have a difficult time believing they were not aware at that point that this would impact the entire community.

So I think to myself, how long before we see a class action lawsuit against the Bitcoin Foundation for knowingly misleading the community. When the wheels start turning, I'll be on that bus. I love America.
5

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

surebet posted:

if you regularly hook up with dude for some bidirectional butt play

plz dont post my weekend plans

kiwid
Sep 30, 2013

Robawesome posted:

o-m-g

Just had a terrible experience with a localbitcoins transaction. (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 6 minutes ago by im-a-fat-loser

I have 7 bitcoins to my name and decided to sell them this week because I needed money for rent and food and I just don't see bitcoin go up in price any time soon. I figured I'd dump them all on localbitcoins and I'd be financially ok for half a year or so.

Anyway, I got in touch via skype with a guy that wanted to buy all 7 of my bitcoins for $700/each. It was a little lower than I wanted but I desperately needed the money so I agreed. We met in the local walmart parking lot late last night and I asked him to show me the money first. He did, he had all $4900. Actually he had $5000 and was "tipping" me the extra $100. I transferred the 7 bitcoins to his wallet and once the transaction was confirmed he suddenly pulled a huge knife on me. It was like 7 inches long. I couldn't run anywhere because I was half in my car with the door open and he was standing in the door way. He ordered me to hand back over the $5000. I hesitated but he started getting a bit aggressive so I had to hand it over as I was afraid for my life.

He ran to his car and took off and as I tried to get his plate, noticed he didn't actually have any plates on his car. I should have loving noticed this before I did the transaction but I didn't. Maybe it was because it was dark out. I quickly drove to the police station and filed a report but I'm doubting they'll get my money back now. Sometimes I wish bitcoin did support chargebacks because I wouldn't be out $5000 right now.

I'm so angry with myself and my wife is mad at me because we're out the $5000. I don't know what I'm going to do. Such a lovely experience.

jesus loving christ

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Robawesome posted:

o-m-g

Just had a terrible experience with a localbitcoins transaction. (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 6 minutes ago by im-a-fat-loser

I have 7 bitcoins to my name and decided to sell them this week because I needed money for rent and food and I just don't see bitcoin go up in price any time soon. I figured I'd dump them all on localbitcoins and I'd be financially ok for half a year or so.

Anyway, I got in touch via skype with a guy that wanted to buy all 7 of my bitcoins for $700/each. It was a little lower than I wanted but I desperately needed the money so I agreed. We met in the local walmart parking lot late last night and I asked him to show me the money first. He did, he had all $4900. Actually he had $5000 and was "tipping" me the extra $100. I transferred the 7 bitcoins to his wallet and once the transaction was confirmed he suddenly pulled a huge knife on me. It was like 7 inches long. I couldn't run anywhere because I was half in my car with the door open and he was standing in the door way. He ordered me to hand back over the $5000. I hesitated but he started getting a bit aggressive so I had to hand it over as I was afraid for my life.

He ran to his car and took off and as I tried to get his plate, noticed he didn't actually have any plates on his car. I should have loving noticed this before I did the transaction but I didn't. Maybe it was because it was dark out. I quickly drove to the police station and filed a report but I'm doubting they'll get my money back now. Sometimes I wish bitcoin did support chargebacks because I wouldn't be out $5000 right now.

I'm so angry with myself and my wife is mad at me because we're out the $5000. I don't know what I'm going to do. Such a lovely experience.
so give the guy a scammer tag and let the free market self-correct, i don't see the problem here :confused:

that username isn't low-hanging fruit, it's fukken rotting on the ground

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Robawesome posted:

o-m-g

Just had a terrible experience with a localbitcoins transaction. (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 6 minutes ago by im-a-fat-loser

I have 7 bitcoins to my name and decided to sell them this week because I needed money for rent and food and I just don't see bitcoin go up in price any time soon. I figured I'd dump them all on localbitcoins and I'd be financially ok for half a year or so.

Anyway, I got in touch via skype with a guy that wanted to buy all 7 of my bitcoins for $700/each. It was a little lower than I wanted but I desperately needed the money so I agreed. We met in the local walmart parking lot late last night and I asked him to show me the money first. He did, he had all $4900. Actually he had $5000 and was "tipping" me the extra $100. I transferred the 7 bitcoins to his wallet and once the transaction was confirmed he suddenly pulled a huge knife on me. It was like 7 inches long. I couldn't run anywhere because I was half in my car with the door open and he was standing in the door way. He ordered me to hand back over the $5000. I hesitated but he started getting a bit aggressive so I had to hand it over as I was afraid for my life.

He ran to his car and took off and as I tried to get his plate, noticed he didn't actually have any plates on his car. I should have loving noticed this before I did the transaction but I didn't. Maybe it was because it was dark out. I quickly drove to the police station and filed a report but I'm doubting they'll get my money back now. Sometimes I wish bitcoin did support chargebacks because I wouldn't be out $5000 right now.

I'm so angry with myself and my wife is mad at me because we're out the $5000. I don't know what I'm going to do. Such a lovely experience.

i wish i could live for 6 months on $4900.

but loooooooool

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Robawesome posted:

7 bitcoins
...
financially ok for half a year or so

:raise:

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

VERTiG0 posted:

are you people not tired of this poo poo yet

read the thread since you posted that. so many laffs

kiwid
Sep 30, 2013

top comment on that knife mugging:

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[–]jhansen858 6 points 14 minutes ago

a fool and his money are soon parted... Next time bring a gun to the knife fight.

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Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


when trading butts for money, come heavily armed. the person with the most guns is legally entitled to all butts and money under buttcoin law

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

yeah, i will say that this thread has some long stretches of boring stupidity when nothing much is happening, but right at the moment we are in a new golden age of bitcoin failure and stupidity (the stupidity is always present granted, but it doesn't quite work dramaturgically if you don't have the backdrop of failure on which to paint it)

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

kiwid posted:

top comment on that knife mugging:

sorted by:
best

[–]jhansen858 6 points 14 minutes ago

a fool and his money are soon parted... Next time bring a gun to the knife fight.

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libertarians.txt

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
it's the wild west, but with bitcoins

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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duTrieux. posted:

did you lose a bunch of windows licenses when he formatted the drives

a student union with legit licences

lol

Mulatto Butts posted:

plz dont post our weekend plans

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

tbqh this topic is pretty dear to my heart simply because credit cards working great was sort of a wakeup call for a younger and more stupidly nerdy vermin, where it became clear that every attempt to pile on more technology to solve the same problem failed, while credit cards marched on solving the problek to a great extent in a broad social way, threatening with police and absorbing losses with insurance to ensure that they could provide an easy-to-use service

i don't know about other places but here we had at least two tries at cryptographic payment systems in like the late 90s that failed horribly since they were clumsy and inflexible and credit cards already existed

Cybernetic Vermin fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Feb 12, 2014

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

credit cards are a scam. the merchant pays 85% fees, and 90% of sales result in a chargebak!

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Sweevo posted:

credit cards are a scam. the merchant pays 85% fees, and 90% of sales result in a chargebak!

please cite your bitcointalk thread

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

surebet posted:

a student union with legit licences

lol

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




Robawesome posted:

o-m-g

Just had a terrible experience with a localbitcoins transaction. (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 6 minutes ago by im-a-fat-loser

I have 7 bitcoins to my name and decided to sell them this week because I needed money for rent and food and I just don't see bitcoin go up in price any time soon. I figured I'd dump them all on localbitcoins and I'd be financially ok for half a year or so.

Anyway, I got in touch via skype with a guy that wanted to buy all 7 of my bitcoins for $700/each. It was a little lower than I wanted but I desperately needed the money so I agreed. We met in the local walmart parking lot late last night and I asked him to show me the money first. He did, he had all $4900. Actually he had $5000 and was "tipping" me the extra $100. I transferred the 7 bitcoins to his wallet and once the transaction was confirmed he suddenly pulled a huge knife on me. It was like 7 inches long. I couldn't run anywhere because I was half in my car with the door open and he was standing in the door way. He ordered me to hand back over the $5000. I hesitated but he started getting a bit aggressive so I had to hand it over as I was afraid for my life.

He ran to his car and took off and as I tried to get his plate, noticed he didn't actually have any plates on his car. I should have loving noticed this before I did the transaction but I didn't. Maybe it was because it was dark out. I quickly drove to the police station and filed a report but I'm doubting they'll get my money back now. Sometimes I wish bitcoin did support chargebacks because I wouldn't be out $5000 right now.

I'm so angry with myself and my wife is mad at me because we're out the $5000. I don't know what I'm going to do. Such a lovely experience.

free market btich

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Robawesome posted:

o-m-g

Just had a terrible experience with a localbitcoins transaction. (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 6 minutes ago by im-a-fat-loser

I have 7 bitcoins to my name and decided to sell them this week because I needed money for rent and food and I just don't see bitcoin go up in price any time soon. I figured I'd dump them all on localbitcoins and I'd be financially ok for half a year or so.

Anyway, I got in touch via skype with a guy that wanted to buy all 7 of my bitcoins for $700/each. It was a little lower than I wanted but I desperately needed the money so I agreed. We met in the local walmart parking lot late last night and I asked him to show me the money first. He did, he had all $4900. Actually he had $5000 and was "tipping" me the extra $100. I transferred the 7 bitcoins to his wallet and once the transaction was confirmed he suddenly pulled a huge knife on me. It was like 7 inches long. I couldn't run anywhere because I was half in my car with the door open and he was standing in the door way. He ordered me to hand back over the $5000. I hesitated but he started getting a bit aggressive so I had to hand it over as I was afraid for my life.

He ran to his car and took off and as I tried to get his plate, noticed he didn't actually have any plates on his car. I should have loving noticed this before I did the transaction but I didn't. Maybe it was because it was dark out. I quickly drove to the police station and filed a report but I'm doubting they'll get my money back now. Sometimes I wish bitcoin did support chargebacks because I wouldn't be out $5000 right now.

I'm so angry with myself and my wife is mad at me because we're out the $5000. I don't know what I'm going to do. Such a lovely experience.

:lol:

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

surebet posted:

i'd argue that even though the address space is quite large it's just bad practice to use them up just because, but then again i'd wager that libtards don't even begin to understand the notion of a limited ressource
bitcoin addresses are a 160 bit hash, the chances of a collision are obscenely small

every atom on the surface of the planet could generate a new address once a second for the next hundred years and you'd have less than a 1% chance of a collision

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Linguica posted:

bitcoin addresses are a 160 bit hash, the chances of a collision are obscenely small

every atom on the surface of the planet could generate a new address once a second for the next hundred years and you'd have less than a 1% chance of a collision
i want to believe someone's implementation of the hash generation leaves it open to more frequent collisions though

like that android one

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Condiv posted:

when trading butts for money, come heavily armed. the person with the most guns is legally entitled to all butts and money under buttcoin law

i agree that the federal government should have all the butts

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

the bit where the main tent pole of bitcoin is decentralised no govt interference but then when it goes wrong they want to sue people or have the police involved really annoys me

like it really really bothers me

dimebag dinkman
Feb 20, 2003

[-] duckrageous 3 points 40 minutes ago
It's stupidity like this that leads the government to demand money transmitter licenses. The police have better things to do than worrying about every idiot who doesn't understand basic personal safety.

UberJumper
May 20, 2007
woop

Robawesome posted:

o-m-g

Just had a terrible experience with a localbitcoins transaction. (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 6 minutes ago by im-a-fat-loser

I have 7 bitcoins to my name and decided to sell them this week because I needed money for rent and food and I just don't see bitcoin go up in price any time soon. I figured I'd dump them all on localbitcoins and I'd be financially ok for half a year or so.

Anyway, I got in touch via skype with a guy that wanted to buy all 7 of my bitcoins for $700/each. It was a little lower than I wanted but I desperately needed the money so I agreed. We met in the local walmart parking lot late last night and I asked him to show me the money first. He did, he had all $4900. Actually he had $5000 and was "tipping" me the extra $100. I transferred the 7 bitcoins to his wallet and once the transaction was confirmed he suddenly pulled a huge knife on me. It was like 7 inches long. I couldn't run anywhere because I was half in my car with the door open and he was standing in the door way. He ordered me to hand back over the $5000. I hesitated but he started getting a bit aggressive so I had to hand it over as I was afraid for my life.

He ran to his car and took off and as I tried to get his plate, noticed he didn't actually have any plates on his car. I should have loving noticed this before I did the transaction but I didn't. Maybe it was because it was dark out. I quickly drove to the police station and filed a report but I'm doubting they'll get my money back now. Sometimes I wish bitcoin did support chargebacks because I wouldn't be out $5000 right now.

I'm so angry with myself and my wife is mad at me because we're out the $5000. I don't know what I'm going to do. Such a lovely experience.

I don't understand how stupid these people can be. Did the thought ever cross your loving mind that you are doing an exchange worth over 5000$ in a loving walmart parking lot late at night?

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

the bit where the main tent pole of bitcoin is decentralised no govt interference but then when it goes wrong they want to sue people or have the police involved really annoys me

like it really really bothers me
that's literally libertarians.txt

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

the bit where the main tent pole of bitcoin is decentralised no govt interference but then when it goes wrong they want to sue people or have the police involved really annoys me

like it really really bothers me

it tickles my funny bone

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

the bit where the main tent pole of bitcoin is decentralised no govt interference but then when it goes wrong they want to sue people or have the police involved really annoys me

like it really really bothers me

dont forget that when you bring up the fact that the blockchain is already hilariously big and if they have their way itll be mind bogglingly huge and require a poo poo ton of bandwidth to keep current they say "well then we can just have trusted, centralized servers to host the whole chain and clients only have the trimmed version! praise satoshi for inventing this system!"

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
but yeh libertarians like to play full contact football and laugh when they push over the other kids but then go crying to mommy when they get hurt

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

the bit where the main tent pole of bitcoin is decentralised no govt interference but then when it goes wrong they want to sue people or have the police involved really annoys me

like it really really bothers me

it's very very simple. everytime you see the word libertarian, just replace it with "selfish idiot"

edit:

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

libertarianism in four words

retroactive consumer protection laws

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



transfatphobic posted:

dont forget that when you bring up the fact that the blockchain is already hilariously big and if they have their way itll be mind bogglingly huge and require a poo poo ton of bandwidth to keep current they say "well then we can just have trusted, centralized servers to host the whole chain and clients only have the trimmed version! praise satoshi for inventing this system!"

no, but see, centralization is perfectly fine if it is due to ~market forces~ not GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”
I feel like it's missing the hallmarks of a classic story, like time slowing down or everyone clapping.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

libertarianism in four words

bloo bloo bloo taxes

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Linguica posted:

bitcoin addresses are a 160 bit hash, the chances of a collision are obscenely small

every atom on the surface of the planet could generate a new address once a second for the next hundred years and you'd have less than a 1% chance of a collision

yeah i know but it's just best practices to avoid burning through stuff if it can be avoided imho

like i said i have a hunch that some services continuously rotate addresses to sidestep problems with the protocol itself

say the whole frickin' planet converts and microtransactions become the norm, the whole nine yard, not only do you have a slight collision risk but you're also building a pretty awesome rainbow table and that would piss in a lot of people's corn flakes

i dunno, i might not be grasping the scale correctly, but an abundant non-renewable resource is still non-renewable

Dessert Rose
May 17, 2004

awoken in control of a lucid deep dream...

surebet posted:

i dunno, i might not be grasping the scale correctly

you arent

we're literally talking about the heat death of the universe before you even get to the birthday problem

Dessert Rose
May 17, 2004

awoken in control of a lucid deep dream...
like there are a lot of problems with bitcoin but "we might run out of addresses" is not one of them

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

surebet posted:

i dunno, i might not be grasping the scale correctly, but an abundant non-renewable resource is still non-renewable
bitcoins laffs otoh are the very definition of an infinitely renewable resource

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