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i got bored and gussied this up like that old iyg bingo thing from ages ago the results are... questionable but at least it killed time between happenings The Kins fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Mar 3, 2014 |
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trucutru posted:either their accounting was all whack and they overstated their income or somebody stole a shitload of money. Gee, i wonder which one is more likely. por que no los dos?
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The Kins posted:i got bored and gussied this up like that old iyg bingo thing from ages ago lol at mongoDB
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Mar 3, 2014 10:43
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didnt look at that php code but is it mt gox backend/trading engine? or is it just front end stuff?
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Mar 3, 2014 10:59
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Robawesome posted:The level of retard I feel right now is immeasurable. That's the beauty of Bitcoin.
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2007 french documentary "Suck my geek!" featuring Mark Karpeles (self.Bitcoin) Current posts are mostly speculations about (Mt)Gox and Mark Karpeles. Here is something else for a change, a documentary featuring Mark Karpeles himself. Not terribly interesting, but non speculative... Feel free to provide a better translation if you believe it is inaccurate. My notes are [ enclosed ]. Excerpt 1 MK: "In the real life, if I want to talk to someone in the subway, I'm nothing more than an anonymous person, while if I go on the net, I'm MagicalTux" don't worry mark, you are no longer an anonymous person, now people will want to talk to you and I'm not sure being MagicalTux will help Excerpt 2 To contextualize, discussion is about interpersonal skills shortcomings: MK: "For me it was a bit different, since I was rejecting others. In the beginning, I vaguely tried to discuss with others, When I was in 6th grade [age 11] I was talking about quantum physics, and I didn't find a lot of people to talk about it. It was a bit complicated." you don't reject Mark, he rejects you... Excerpt 3 MK: "Me for example, I have lots of girlfriends, but they are in jpeg, png or even in avi" (switch to someone else) MK: "Or in CD" Excerpt 4 MK: "What is special with my mom is that, as of today, she is on the internet, she plays games, she create game servers, she has rather geeky activities. Originally, it was her who let me start to program 3 years ago [or at 3, I can't tell]. I cannot imagine a life without computers, currently it is not possible. In the morning, I have to check my emails, check that my servers are ok, chat with a few people before heading to job. Then of course, my job is working with computers, so I'm on a computer during the whole day, then in the evening same thing, I code, I verify stuff, I watch anime to rest". MK opens computer case and jokes: "We have been together for the last 3-4 years. [unintelligible]" MK plays with his gyroscope toy. MK: "I spent some time completely disconnected from the [real] world. I had created my company which was a way to earn money, working for other companies that I didn't knew over the internet." More gyroscope porn: "It slipping a bit out of my hand". MK: "It even happened to me to spend a few days in a row in front of the computer, without moving, only eating stuff that was at arm's length. I spent maybe 5-6 months without going outside. Even more gyroscope: MK: "There of course, it moves in every direction. And if we look at the display, my score is 11284. There it is. We spend our time behind a keyboard, which is not very physical, this provide some strength in the arm for when you have a computer to carry and not be taken by surprise." Game. MK: "All the people I know, I first met them on the internet. We chat, occasionally we meet, it's a bit like if we were living 2 lives at the same time." Excerpt 5 MK: "[unintelligible] it was the first time I went out to have a drink after work. It was a nice experience, but..." (quick switch to 2 other guys) MK: "Today, society provide means for someone to live without ever leaving his house"
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Mar 3, 2014 11:14
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Greed is eternal posted:didnt look at that php code but is it mt gox backend/trading engine? or is it just front end stuff? The single class leaked so far is backend wallet manipulation code. It isn't the trading engine, or the bits that have the txid repeat vulnerability, or the hot/cold wallet transfer stuff.
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Mar 3, 2014 11:25
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i'm kind of afraid mark will kill himself. :/
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Mar 3, 2014 11:45
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McGlockenshire posted:The single class leaked so far is backend wallet manipulation code. It isn't the trading engine, or the bits that have the txid repeat vulnerability, or the hot/cold wallet transfer stuff. lol can't wait until the whole thing is available
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killhamster posted:he keeps repeating on twitter that he won't do it, which is a shame all the groupies believe poopopulous' magnificent intellect and public speaking ability could convert anyone to the cause, but he runs away from any role bigger than reddit hero (which takes no effort or smarts) p. sure he's scared shitless of being exposed
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When banks made terrible decisions like Mark did they got bailout bonus checks -- I'm betting not giving bonuses works out better (self.Bitcoin) submitted 3 hours ago by bruce_fenton The argument of bailout bonus supporters was that the executives at these banks should be rewarded for bad decisions. One firm had bonuses of over $9 billion and single executives at banks which should have gone under were awarded over $100 million. There will be no such bailout for Gox and certainly no such bonus for Mark. Citizens who had nothing to do with Gox will not be forced to pay for its mistakes. The company will not be propped up and protected by government. In a decentralized Bitcoin economy a failure like this....painful and hard as it is for those directly affected as it may be....is isolated and contained. I'm betting this method will work out better in the long run. [–]Poop_is_Food 3 points 2 hours ago Please show me where anyone made that argument ever [–]bruce_fenton[S] -1 points 1 hour ago Seriously? Everyone who supported the bailouts...that's exactly what the bailouts did. They can couch it in some other excuse of "too big to fail" and far fetched theories of it being needed to "save the economy" but the reality is that this is exactly what the bailouts did... They took money from citizens and gave it to bankers as a reward for failed decisions. [–]Poop_is_Food 3 points 1 hour ago I will patiently await your citation. [–]bruce_fenton[S] -1 points 1 hour ago Citation? Every. Single. Person. Who. Supported the bailouts. Are you just a Reddit troll or are are you actually honestly unaware that there was a thing called the TARP bailout in which $700 billion was given to failed bankers? [–]Poop_is_Food 4 points 1 hour ago I want a citation of someone saying something to the effect of "executives at these banks should be rewarded for bad decisions." [–]bruce_fenton[S] -2 points 1 hour ago Troll
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Mar 3, 2014 13:02
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can someone explain to me why MongoDB is bad? i don't know much/anything about db janitoring.
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Mar 3, 2014 13:06
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DNova posted:can someone explain to me why MongoDB is bad? i don't know much/anything about db janitoring. as a quick example, the jdbc driver for mongodb used to use a random number generator to determine what db errors to log (they wanted to cut down on log spam)
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Mar 3, 2014 13:09
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anthonypants posted:<+emma> nanashi____: please have the hackers you are working for send 120 BTC here 12GfYyWivb8TDFD38BhWD1zKASNenxdFEg That was my money I need to pay my loans. if you didn't click this link, you hosed up. first comment: quote:Hi emma, jesus (the real one) cares about you and your funbux
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DNova posted:can someone explain to me why MongoDB is bad? i don't know much/anything about db janitoring. mostly incompetent developers implementing a controversial (but only partially bad) set of design decisions other databases in similar categories are pretty neat, but mongo is sort of the inexplicably famous pretty bad one, and for the most part they are all dubious choices for applications having stricter integrity requirements
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Mar 3, 2014 13:30
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Condiv posted:as a quick example, the jdbc driver for mongodb used to use a random number generator to determine what db errors to log (they wanted to cut down on log spam) I thought this was a joke but googled "mongodb random jdbc driver" and it is a real thing
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Mar 3, 2014 13:58
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Condiv posted:as a quick example, the jdbc driver for mongodb used to use a random number generator to determine what db errors to log (they wanted to cut down on log spam) Lol. Gonna use this on my nosql infected idiot friend.
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Mar 3, 2014 14:10
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...! posted:[–]mmitech 10 points 2 hours ago*
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...! posted:[–]YoureThePedo 0 points 23 hours ago
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Mar 3, 2014 14:29
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lol so i just went to https://twitter.com/buttcoin for the first time in ages because who uses the website to read twitter but buttcoins background image is good it frames tweets pretty well https://twitter.com/ButtCoin/status/440373228553240576
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Mar 3, 2014 14:32
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yeah, that's pretty funny
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Mar 3, 2014 14:47
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also i just noticed that the guy from london on the left has a broken brolly
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Mar 3, 2014 14:48
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his brolly's knackered innit
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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:also i just noticed that the guy from london on the left has a broken brolly Much like the broken canopy of the fiat bankster system that forced him into Bitcoin,
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Mar 3, 2014 14:50
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Dr. Honked posted:his brolly's knackered innit his bonce is getting wet bruv
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Mar 3, 2014 14:54
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seriously though it tickles me no end that some yuppie gently caress from london travelled all the way to london to japan to sit outside some nondescript office to find out if some fat french guy had lost/stolen all his money
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Mar 3, 2014 14:55
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i'm still boggling about the fact that gox's actual money also got lost somehow
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Mar 3, 2014 14:59
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Dr. Honked posted:i'm still boggling about the fact that gox's actual money also got lost somehow  lost somehow
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Mar 3, 2014 15:02
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Dr. Honked posted:i'm still boggling about the fact that gox's actual money also got lost somehow still rather support the conspiracy theory that gox lost enough coin to malleability that it was obvious that they were hosed, and the lack of means to control bitcoin, and the general ineptness of gox, meant all employees basically faced the situation "we are hosed and will be blamed for losing peoples money no matter what, but we still have millions of dollars that i could steal without anyone actually having a chance of knowing..."
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Dr. Honked posted:i'm still boggling about the fact that gox's actual money also got lost somehow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUuZBxGE298
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Mar 3, 2014 15:03
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yes, money squandered in massive amounts in a tech startup, unimaginable
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surebet posted:yes, money squandered in massive amounts in a tech startup, unimaginable this was on my desktop as startup.jpg 
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Dr. Honked posted:i'm still boggling about the fact that gox's actual money also got lost somehow if this was somehow selling coins twice due to the txid bug then lol
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Mar 3, 2014 15:06
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but they werent allowing cash outs so idk oh also there was that video of that guy who was all 'i saw the money theyre fine' and then 'but i didnt know about bitcoin!!!!'
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Mar 3, 2014 15:06
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FrozenVent posted:this was on my desktop as startup.jpg 
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Mar 3, 2014 15:07
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litrlly hitlr
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i'm sprinkln' here
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I just googled them right now and after two minutes on their websites I still don't know what they do saw "enterprise social media" and my brain went into "stop absorbing useless information" mode
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Pretty sure there's a play fort at Mt. Gox made from brand new Herman Miller Aeron chairs. They're an agile tech startup with the revolutionary idea their employees should be happy and have Nerf gun fights. They reconciled their accounts by going in the Aeron chair fort and imagining what the numbers on the spreadsheets should have been.
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