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wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

effectual posted:

Also they're still "mutants", so they should look weird.

Yeah, I'm all for the new look.

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Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~
Bullshit, all mutant ninja turtles must look like they used to.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Sheldrake posted:

Bullshit, all mutant ninja turtles must look like they used to.



I hate you so much.

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?
I really love this poster.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Slasherfan posted:

I really love this poster.



The execution's OK, but that's a hilariously dumb title/tag line/general concept combo.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Don't get drowned by the Drownsman.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
"How long can you hold your breath" is an all-time classic quote

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Drownssyndrome.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
I can hold my breath for a loooooooooong time.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"How long can you hold your breath?"

This summer, beware...

THE TODDLER THROWING A TANTRUM

Sefiros
Mar 16, 2006

go radish go
I think they should have went with The Drownyman instead.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

penismightier posted:

A turtle dick or a person dick?

:nms:Pizza Time:nms:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Slasherfan posted:

I really love this poster.



I can hold my breath for ten minutes!

Helmacron
Jun 3, 2005

looking down at the world

davidspackage posted:

I can hold my breath for ten minutes!

And only ten minutes, it turns out and I hadn't saved. 1994 it was. I was so angry. You took me back there, man.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Skwirl posted:

penismightier posted:

DNS posted:

I want one where a turtles holding a hard-rear end dick... mmm
A turtle dick or a person dick?
:nms:Pizza Time:nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7UMJys




Is this the last movie with Philip Seymour Hoffman? Or was it that Hunger Games movie?




Also, these are being given away at special IMAX screenings of The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Looks kind of Mondo-ish.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Apr 9, 2014

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

Vagabundo posted:

Is this the last movie with Philip Seymour Hoffman? Or was it that Hunger Games movie?

He's going to be in the next Hunger Games movie, Mockingjay coming out much later this year, and I believe part 2 as well, in late 2015 since they filmed them back to back. So Mockingjay part 2 is the final PSH movie

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
And the very first for Digital Seymour Hoffman.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dissapointed Owl posted:

And the very first for Digital Seymour Hoffman.

Digital Seymour Hoffman is trustworthy, reliable, and will never overdose on hard drugs.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
We're approaching a brave new frontier.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

What did they do to Chris Cooper's face?!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

What did they do to Chris Cooper's face?!

It's like they gave Chris Cooper a lovely Chris Cooper mask.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
Why is this poo poo still happening?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Beyond sane knolls posted:

Why is this poo poo still happening?



This might be the worst variation of it yet.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Beyond sane knolls posted:

Why is this poo poo still happening?


Why aren't the tagline, Johnny Depp's name and the title all pixelated on the left half too? That'd at least make it look a little more interesting.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
What really bugs me about that poster is that the pixellation effect is on the wrong side. The movie's about a man being turned into a computer intelligence, right? To me the pixel-y stuff being on the left implies the opposite. It's like those 'before'/'after' photos, you always put 'before' on the left. (In the Western world, anyway)

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
Why do they insist on trying to make Johnny Depp look young?

We all know how old he is.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

Slate Action posted:

What really bugs me about that poster is that the pixellation effect is on the wrong side. The movie's about a man being turned into a computer intelligence, right? To me the pixel-y stuff being on the left implies the opposite. It's like those 'before'/'after' photos, you always put 'before' on the left. (In the Western world, anyway)

The left side is what Johnny Depp's decrepit mug actually looks like, the right side is post-shop, so it's accurate thematically and irl.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

schwenz posted:

Why do they insist on trying to make Johnny Depp look young?

We all know how old he is.

I do wonder what his career will be like in the next 20 or so years. He's very frail for a leading man, so he's going to look like a little old man way before guys like Connery, Ford, Deniro, and Redford did. Actually even now Connery could probably still kick my rear end. Pacino had a nice post middle-age career, so there's hope.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009


Whoever made that has no understanding of light/shadows.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Whoever made that has no understanding of light/shadows.

or things good.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Whoever made that has no understanding of light/shadows.

You just don't get it, there's a Peter Parker clone free-falling right above Spiderman just out of frame casting a Peter Parker sized shadow on his back.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Whoever made that has no understanding of light/shadows.

So Mondo, then.

Palpatine MD
Jan 31, 2012

Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.
This is ridiculously lazy. I made my own version of a poster in this 'style' (the Photoshop Cutout filter) in literally ten seconds.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Beyond sane knolls posted:

Why is this poo poo still happening?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Why aren't the tagline, Johnny Depp's name and the title all pixelated on the left half too? That'd at least make it look a little more interesting.

If I had to guess, it's because the pixelating effect would ruin the ability to read the text, given how thin the font is.

?????RDAY
??? ???? CASTER
??? ???Y HUMAN

Completely agree that it should be Normal Human On Left, Pixels On Right.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Beyond sane knolls posted:

Why is this poo poo still happening?



I can't think of this as anything more than "We Couldn't Afford Johnny Depp For More Than a Day of Filming: The Movie"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

FYI we had about ten different takes that were extremely interesting and cool and Alcon decided no gently caress it we said pixels we want pixels and shot down every idea we had that wasn't loving pixels and then shot down every alternate that wasn't giant stupid loving pixels and forced us to poo poo out this garbage.



so blame Alcon.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

kiimo posted:

FYI we had about ten different takes that were extremely interesting and cool and Alcon decided no gently caress it we said pixels we want pixels and shot down every idea we had that wasn't loving pixels and then shot down every alternate that wasn't giant stupid loving pixels and forced us to poo poo out this garbage.



so blame Alcon.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in your industry so I could actually see the decent posters and concepts you come up with rather than the dreck the studios force you to put out.

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Dammit kiimo, sneak some of your good stuff out.

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