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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

HHH ran in and got decked by a single punch by Rollins. Rollins is burying HHH with his shovel.

HHH could take a dropkick from one of em' and sell it so hard he triple flips into the crowd from it and barely steals a win, being stretchered away while Shield look fresh as a daisy and people would still be saying HHH buried em'.

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Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
Is it just me or does trips have bacne

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Basic Chunnel posted:

Weirdly paced intro

sums up WWE in 2014 tbh

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
"he controls what burns and what doesn't. truer words have never been spoken???"

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

My 3-year-old walks into the room. "I see the Shield!" Awesome.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I hate the stupid zooms with every move. It's nauseating.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dimebags Brain posted:

lol instant boos for Batista.

YOU CAN'T WRES-TLE

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Fiveace Attorney posted:

Is it just me or does trips have bacne

Well I'd never accuse him of such things.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


Oh my God I missed the best loving thing of all time.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

it's still really weird to see the Shield in that corner

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The mat is insanely loud tonight unless they put the mic too close or something

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

laz0rbeak
Oct 9, 2011
Batista looks so small and out of shape next to Orton and Triple H.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Mr. Carlisle posted:

The mat is insanely loud tonight unless they put the mic too close or something

Sounds like Orton's stomping on a cookie sheet.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Mr. Carlisle posted:

The mat is insanely loud tonight unless they put the mic too close or something

glad im not the only one who thinks this

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

tyler black getting in offence on triple h

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Blasmeister posted:

Why would they care once they bought the PPV/subbed?

I'm sure they keep track on the network of viewers dropping out and logging back in. Even if their :10bux: is locked in, it makes sense that they'd want maximum eyes on the product so people tune in to Raw tomorrow and are inclined to renew when their contract's up.

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Didn't that move kill Lita that time?

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Match is super slow. Waiting for this to get good

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Mary Annette posted:

Sounds like Orton's stomping on a cookie sheet.

For that authentic extreme experience, they set up the old ECW ring mics.

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Big E is a top 5 futures contract guy to me. He could be crazy big deal if they get his character aligned and with even a modest improvement in the ring, mostly through ring psychology.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
This is an extremely boring match.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

I like Batista :unsmith:

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

Didn't that move kill Lita that time?

Nah, it was a suicide dive.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


A bunch of skinhead jocks beat up an indie kid.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
How often did Evolution even have trios matches like this back in the day? I can't remember a single one for the life of me.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Nilbop posted:

This is an extremely boring match.

I'm pretty sure they'll get to the Fireworks Factory soon enough.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Nilbop posted:

This is an extremely boring match.

We got a guy who gets gassed at a slight breeze, somebody who hasn't been wrestling regularly for about a year, and Randy Orton. It wasn't going to be a blistering pace.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
There we go

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Basic Chunnel posted:

I like Batista :unsmith:

I feel bad when I see old people get beaten up too :(

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
Its the heel heat hot tag segment you nerds of course its slow

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

projecthalaxy posted:

A bunch of skinhead jocks beat up an indie kid.

But enough about Orton and HHH beating up Batista, let's go back to the match!

BigSexyWitGlasses
Nov 1, 2009

Has Batista been wrestling in Jordan's ever since he came back because lol

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Ambrose has lost his goddamn mind

Orgophlax
Aug 26, 2002


Just tuning in; where's Reigns?

EDIT: Nevermind, there he is

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Titty Master for the hot tag!

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD BITCH

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

rip batista

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


BigSexyWitGlasses posted:

Has Batista been wrestling in Jordan's ever since he came back because lol

I know he did at Mania.

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Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
OH poo poo

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