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MrBling posted:
Excellent poster! Trailer looks a bit goofy, but I'll give it a shot for Mads. Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 14:52 on May 17, 2014 |
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47: Boris II: "Good? It's the dog's boris!" Starring Richard 'Rick' Hill as DeathStalker  Starring John 'I direct episodes of Castle' Terlesky as DeathStalker II  Starring John Allen 'I'm neither of the previous guys' Nelson as DeathStalker III  Starring Rick 'I've finally lowered my standards enough to appear in another one of these things' Hill as DeathStalker IV   "Lets get a Boris Vallejo poster and photoshop it so it doesn't look as good"   Not to be confused with...  or...  KnightRiders: better than 'Knight Rider', 'Knight Rider 2000', 'Knight Rider 2010', 'Team Knight Rider' and 'Knight Rider (2008)' combined    Paradise Alley 
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May 18, 2014 03:56
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"No man can touch her naked steel."
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ShufflerZero posted:Paradise Alley Terry Funk AND Sly Stallone? I gotta see this!
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 Click for huge A pretty understated poster given how the movie is. Just found this by accident, neat idea, though I don't understand either tagline. 
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May 18, 2014 08:12
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Cockney rhyming slang.
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May 18, 2014 08:22
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Are those actual rhyming slang or did they just make poo poo up?
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May 18, 2014 08:23
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Brown bread is dead. Adam and Eve is believe.
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May 18, 2014 08:27
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Great classic, though the quotemarks are weird.
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May 18, 2014 08:32
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effectual posted:Great classic, though the quotemarks are weird. Yeah he say's he's  Dracula but I don't believe him.
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Franz von Dada posted:What do you mean? That's a scene from the movie. Apocalypse now was not a movie about surfers getting attacked by swarms of helicopters larger than whales! As far as I know, no movie has been about that, and well that's just a drat shame.
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leokitty posted:The other Macbeth teaser poster mole
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May 18, 2014 18:11
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effectual posted:Just found this by accident, neat idea, though I don't understand either tagline. It's also a very funny movie. The highlight is a chase scene with a Romero Mark 1 Lurching Zombie and a pensioner who needs a Zimmer frame.
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effectual posted:Great classic, though the quotemarks are weird. They do that for the titles on a lot of old movie posters, I've noticed.
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effectual posted:
Kind of weird that they list Christopher Lloyd as "The Alien Lectroid" and not his character name, John Bigboote.
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May 18, 2014 18:43
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 I really like this poster.
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Slasherfan posted:
Yeah, we hung this up in our theater recently and I am stealing (not actually stealing) the poo poo out of it when they take it down.
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May 18, 2014 18:49
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Slasherfan posted:
I don't even need to see the trailer to know it's about the Paris Catacombs.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I don't even need to see the trailer to know it's about the Paris Catacombs. So uh... you're not wrong... but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83PpryYHHeY
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GonSmithe posted:So uh... you're not wrong... but... I can't wait until every urban legend on Snopes has an FF horror movie to accompany it.
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Kikka posted:mole In Macbeth? It's a spot.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I can't wait until every urban legend on Snopes has an FF horror movie to accompany it. Still want my alt-history FF war movie based on John Milius and George Lucas filming Apocalypse Now on the eve of the Tet Offensive.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I can't wait until every urban legend on Snopes has an FF horror movie to accompany it. In 2007, a group of university students set out to investigate the sex symbolism hidden in Disney cartoon backgrounds... and found themselves in the foreground of something far more perverted...
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Beyond sane knolls posted:In 2007, a group of university students set out to investigate the sex symbolism hidden in Disney cartoon backgrounds... and found themselves in the foreground of something far more perverted... What would a found footage porn movie look like?
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Beyond sane knolls posted:In 2007, a group of university students set out to investigate the sex symbolism hidden in Disney cartoon backgrounds... and found themselves in the foreground of something far more perverted... The story of a documentarian whose on the look out for the sun roof of a car, the same one that decapitated a cat. As he spirals into madness, he finds his obsession comes with deadly consequences. -or- In an attempt to uncover the man who painted a BJ on a coke poster, a bunch of college kids unleash something sinister. -or- After an electric fence was put up, burnt penises roam the country side. -or- Spiders explode out of kids mouths because of Bubble Yum! Caught on film! Not FDA approved!
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uPen posted:What would a found footage porn movie look like? Probably that James Deen Google Glass movie that came out.
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uPen posted:What would a found footage porn movie look like? Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB3Pj4_AaUY And while I was searching for that I found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-05Wmrqhqjs
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Video Co-Pilot Demon Face Tutorial: The Movie
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May 18, 2014 23:11
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GonSmithe posted:So uh... you're not wrong... but... So it's a found-footage The Descent Event Horizon.
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uPen posted:What would a found footage porn movie look like? Don't most porn videos you find online look like found footage already? Even more so if they are supposedly "voyeur" or "spycam" videos.
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GonSmithe posted:So uh... you're not wrong... but...  Is that loving Ginsberg??
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uPen posted:What would a found footage porn movie look like? Have you seen porn for the past fifteen years? There was FF porn when Cannibal Holocaust came out.
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uPen posted:What would a found footage porn movie look like? Ends with a cumshot on the lens
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Porn footage necessitates being "found," no?
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A found-footage porn would be a movie you watch on a recordable VHS with a hand-written label and as the movie goes on the footage gets all grainy and you start to see bits of the porno that they taped over. 
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...of SCIENCE! posted:A found-footage porn would be a movie you watch on a recordable VHS with a hand-written label and as the movie goes on the footage gets all grainy and you start to see bits of the porno that they taped over. Stop leaking VHS Viral!
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uPen posted:What would a found footage porn movie look like? A snuff film
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May 19, 2014 04:49
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The poster makes a lot more sense after you see the movie, which makes me like it.  I'd like this better without all the stupid awards and quotes on it.
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MikeJF posted:just make poo poo up? what do you think cockney rhyming slang is?
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Great movie, terrible poster... topped off by a recommendation from Kevin Smith.
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