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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

GrandpaPants posted:

Alien Outpost really reminds me of Mass Effect for some reason, though. I think most of those posters were "generic white dude facing camera" instead, though.



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The MSJ fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jan 17, 2015

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I am immediately disinterested in seeing your movie if this is the quote (and source) you choose to highlight.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Erebus posted:

I am immediately disinterested in seeing your movie if this is the quote (and source) you choose to highlight.



Watch the trailer, read the description of the movie. It's probably not wrong at all (I haven't seen the movie).

I also heard it's real good.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

GonSmithe posted:

Watch the trailer, read the description of the movie. It's probably not wrong at all (I haven't seen the movie).

I also heard it's real good.

It is not wrong. The movie is pretty disgusting. It's also pretty awesome.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

GonSmithe posted:

Watch the trailer, read the description of the movie. It's probably not wrong at all (I haven't seen the movie).

I also heard it's real good.

It's not whether it's wrong or right. It's that 1) the biggest quote they have is from BuzzFeed, which is one step above quotes from random Twitter users, 2) it's obnoxious Internet buzzword poo poo like "OMG! The most WTF moments of the week!!", and 3) they have one quote and it doesn't actually say anything about the quality of the movie. "It's weird and not safe for work" describes lots of movies and doesn't make me any more interested in this one.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth
I feel like calling a film 'NSFW' is kind of pointless, because I pretty sure most jobs would fire you on the spot if they caught you watching movies on company time.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
It's Buzzfeed. They don't know how to talk in non-dumb internet terms.

Seriously though, it's a movie about a girl that's obsessed with her dirty vagina. it rules.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
An accurate dvd cover. Most of the movie is bruce alternating between smug and confused with lots of explosions. (It's an enjoyable movie, even if I wouldn't call it "good".)

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

effectual posted:

An accurate dvd cover. Most of the movie is bruce alternating between smug and confused with lots of explosions. (It's an enjoyable movie, even if I wouldn't call it "good".)

It also unfortunately reminds me of "good things come in bears".

Here's a Twin Peaks promo:

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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The MSJ posted:

It also unfortunately reminds me of "good things come in bears".

Here's a Twin Peaks promo:


Oh loving wow.

EDIT: It's not real. loving wow. :smith:

CelticPredator fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jan 17, 2015

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
I'm pretty sure these are actually fan art from a Turkish art school grad & intern, but they're not terrible.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

You'd Have To Be An Idiot to Watch This Movie: The Poster.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003





Dear Showtime: purchase this artwork, it's inevitably better than what you'll use.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Agent Dale Cooper, returned from beyond, is tasked with solving his most bizarre case yet. Needing all the help he can get, Agent Dale Cooper calls on his team of special helpers.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Sheldrake posted:

You'd Have To Be An Idiot to Watch This Movie: The Poster.

The movie rules. And to be honest that's a pretty representative poster.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

CelticPredator posted:

Oh loving wow.

EDIT: It's not real. loving wow. :smith:

It's real in that Showtime is making a new season of Twin Peaks and Kyle MacLachlan will be in it. :woop:

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Sleeveless posted:

It's real in that Showtime is making a new season of Twin Peaks and Kyle MacLachlan will be in it. :woop:

Oh, I know. I've been following this news like a crazy man. I lost my poo poo when I first heard they were doing it.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Agent Dale Cooper, returned from beyond, is tasked with solving his most bizarre case yet. Needing all the help he can get, Agent Dale Cooper calls on his team of special helpers.



Leave it to Lynch and Frost to actually have Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein show up, but either in a completely benign or a completely hosed up way.

EDIT:

Gonz posted:

For those who have not yet experienced said scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

This is still one of the most insane things I've ever seen. I really wish there would be an interview with someone, anyone, that worked on this movie simply to ask them "What the gently caress?"

Pope Corky the IX fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Jan 17, 2015

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

The MSJ posted:

It also unfortunately reminds me of "good things come in bears".

Here's a Twin Peaks promo:


This is some drat good spec-work.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

The MSJ posted:

It also unfortunately reminds me of "good things come in bears".

Here's a Twin Peaks promo:


TwinWalk PeakPire

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

The MSJ posted:

It also unfortunately reminds me of "good things come in bears".

Here's a Twin Peaks promo:


Chills.

The mouth is weird though.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
It was pretty smart of her to throw her name on there, at least.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
I want to see the movie where Mac's eyes turn red and he literally melts the government guys as the climax to the song. Commence screaming dancers running out of McD's.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Young Freud posted:

Mac's ill-fitting bear mask with the cut-out eye holes looks like something that you'd find in a horror movie.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

The Time Dissolver posted:

Chills.

The mouth is weird though.

Kyle MacLachlan looks kind of weird nowadays.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
His hair hasn't aged a day though.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Time Dissolver posted:

Chills.

The mouth is weird though.

But his mouth usually makes his look so friendly.



He is also pretty great in Agents of Shield.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Jan 18, 2015

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I think that's just a weird picture of him, he doesn't look that bad on AoS.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Johnny Depp is The Dreamworks Face in gently caress You, It's January




Pro read.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
He was fantastic as Muad'Dad on Agents of SHIIELD.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Everything about this looks terrible and I hope it makes 4 million dollars worldwide. Stop this, Johnny Depp. Just stop it.

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010

wow
so spin

Sleeveless posted:

Johnny Depp is The Dreamworks Face in gently caress You, It's January




Pro read.

I don't know anything about this movie but gently caress this movie. I hope it burns in hell. At least the terrible name+posters have an effect. Probably not the desired effect but hey, take what you can get!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Every time I see the trailer I get douche chills.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Sleeveless posted:

Johnny Depp is The Dreamworks Face in gently caress You, It's January




Pro read.

WWE Studios went in a weird direction with this movie about the Knights Templar guy who feuded with the Undertaker for ten minutes.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Has any British person heard of the book series this movie is based on?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

muscles like this? posted:

I think that's just a weird picture of him, he doesn't look that bad on AoS.

Yeah, he didn't look that bad in the photo Mark Frost tweeted for the Twin Peaks announcement. I think it's just a combination of him not smiling and the filter they used.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

#BURNTWITTERTOTHEFUCKINGGROUND Also see @Mortdecai only in theaters January 23rd, starring @Mortdecai!





...Mortdecai

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

I thought Mortdecai already came out a while ago and already flopped, which is pretty much the worst kind of buzz your project can have.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
One day someone will cast Johnny Depp as the biggest challenge in his acting career: a Normal Dude!

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