- The Monkey Man
- Jun 10, 2012
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HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
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quote:My self-summary
I am snarky, ardent, loquacious, disenchanted, and assertive. I am also a nerd but I am not socially maladjusted. Those things do not go hand in hand.
Do not even talk to me if you aren't a feminist. I have no interest in someone who believes it's okay to push down anyone not male.
I'm only interested in serious relationships. Women do no exist to fill a void or to be entertainment.
I wish this was still SparkMatch.
Bullet summary:
-ENFJ or RGLM
-Will not stay tied down to Philadelphia. gently caress owning a home.
-Consider myself more of a citizen of the world and all cultures
-Should have been an anthropologist.
-I love potatoes
-I love the male voice, especially sung :3
-I love rum
-I like a lot of art forms
-I like cold teas and hot teas
-I wear contacts and glasses, depending on my mood
-I sometimes have colored contacts
-I love reese's pieces
-I have a BFA from a world renowned art university
-...but "artsy fartsy" people irritate me
-I like tasty animals but eat a lot of vegetarian.
-I want to be super rich so I can go to crazy dinner parties.
-I despise poetry
-I love music, but I just don't have the time/knowledge to continually keep up with it. I'm spread too thin on my interests. :|
-...but I loooooove guitars.
-...and I tend to like Japanese singers. No vibrato abuse?
-I'm a huge fan of eating chicken.
-I like history, and have been paid to talk about it.
-I don't like stupid tattoos. Most tattoos are stupid. ANY tattoo ruins the natural beauty of skin, and I am not a fan of that.
-I can never get enough of the Prince of Persia franchise
-I don't understand the zombie obsession, and I find it quite boring.
-Most beer is disgusting, rancid water. How do most people drink those foul brews?
-I love reenactments.
-Fish are the perfect pet and don't get enough love.
-I only go to a bar for a drink with someone specific.
-I'm still sad Greg Giraldo died.
-I love the outdoors but I don't find a reason to go camping, especially when it's cold out. I have nothing to prove.
-I want nothing to do with smoking or drugs.
-I don't care about sports and have no interest in watching them on TV... minus the occasional hockey game.
-I'm starting to see someone as a sports fan as a huge turn off.
-I'm sick of the beard fad. Shave your goddamn hipster beard, you probably look terrible with it.
-I have zero tolerance for religion.
-I fully support Occupy Wall Street.
-I want to live in NYC or LA.
-Someone who is into storytelling is a huge turn on.
-I am 100% against circumcision of babies.
-I prefer science to made up bullshit.
-I plan on traveling the world. I want to walk where Troy was, sit in the Hypostyle Hall of Luxor, eat takoyaki in Osaka, shop in Shibuya, and float in a boat over where the Battle of Red Cliffs took place.
I am into art, storytelling and design stuff. If you aren't, leave me the hell alone. :[
I need to be attracted to a mate, have at least a few things in common, and a general interest in similar stuff. I cannot stand people who refuse to try new things, and are not spontaneous a least a little. I do like planning things to a certain extent, but sometimes you have to just let go and enjoy what occurs! Someone who likes potatoes is a plus. ♥
I don't smoke, I say inappropriate things a fair amount of the time, I love good lighting, non-RPG video games, cultures and travel. I like hand inking, but really I prefer an undo button. I watch way too much History Channel, History International and Science Channel. I desperately want to travel, as I haven't in waaaaaaaaaay too long. I love Dragon*Con and nautical stars.
I have a thing for (good) police dramas. I think this comes from an inherent sense of justice, but lack of confidence in the actual judicial system. Things that apply: Law and Order, Law and Order SVU, Cold Case, Without A Trace, In Plain Sight, Detective Conan, (does Burn Notice count??). I also like a good mystery.
PRO-TIP: I don't like RPGs, so don't talk to me about them. (seriously, don't talk to me about them. AT ALL... except Avernum or KoL)
PRO-TIP2: Don't email me a novella, or try and play 20 questions.
PRO-TIP3: Do not send a resumé-type private message. We all have profiles for a reason.
PRO-TIP4: Don't message me and tell me you're an artist if you have lovely pictures. Au contraire!!
PRO-TIP5: Don't bother trying to "neg/negging" at me. If I even bother to respond to you, I will turn cold as ice once the jig is up. It just makes you look pathetic, and it is no person's "responsibility" to "take someone down a peg or two." I can't believe that in modern culture we have people who still need to attempt to bring others down to feel better about themselves.
I'm in Philadelphia a fair amount. I don't comprehend people who whine about travel, especially to see someone they claim to care about!
So I would say I'm curvy, but I don't think people know what curvy means.
Pet names are demeaning, especially when you are speaking to someone you do not know.
"Style is the packaging for a product; your substance is the product. You need both. Unless you create an appealing package for yourself, nobody will ever get to know the substance beneath the exterior." Chin-Ning Chu. This applies to all facets of life, especially one's physical appearance.
I might move to NYC or even LA, I'm not sure.
DEALBREAKERS:
I will not date you if you...
-are a smoker (including pot), even casually
-are obsessive over video games and cannot put it down, esp FPS
-play WoW
-want children
-don't know how to dress yourself like a respectable person in society
-say misogynistic crap, especially "jokingly"
-...and in the same vein, show early red flags for manipulation or verbal abuse
-seem to think you can keep someone in your life but not commit to them or treat them with respect
-are an alcoholic
-want someone who is going to obey you, be submissive to you in a relationship, or just in general isn't your equal in every way
Oh my god enough already. If a woman knowing what she wants in her own life is soooo scary, then you have some serious loving problems, and it has nothing to do with the woman.
Women have to deal with men being intimidating on a daily basis, so deal with it like a woman if you’re intimidated by another gender.
What I’m doing with my life
I do art, such as webcomics and other various artwork.
Pennsylvania is rather boring and doesn't have my industries. :|
I’m really good at
Not dealing with people's bullshit.
Also painting and anything to do with colors.
I love watching a movie and then dissecting it, but I won't go to see just any movie. Most movies are only created to be a money machine. :/
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people tell me how friendly and outgoing I am. Anyone who thinks the rest of my profile proves this wrong doesn't comprehend what assertive means.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Piers Anthony, Lost Horizon by James Hilton, H.P. Lovecraft, Sun Tzu, Geoffrey Chaucer, Jane Austen, George R. R. Martin, does Bruce Timm count in this section??
Movies: The Devil's Advocate, The Little Mermaid, Accepted, The Cat from Outer Space, Queen of the Damned, Poseidon Adventure, Prince of Persia; Sands of Time, Legally Blond, Iron Man, Captain America, The Avengers, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Shows: In Plain Sight, Law and Order, L&O SVU, Burn Notice, White Collar, The Daily Show, anything historical narrated by Leonard Nimoy, Doctor Who, Graham Norton, Red Dwarf, Friday Night Dinner, Game of Thrones
Nerd stuff:
Anime/animated: Oreimo, Yu Yu Hakusho, Puella Magi, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Tiger & Bunny, Escaflowne, Princess Jellyfish, Young Justice, Avatar, Thundercats 2011, Adventure Time, Natsume Yuujincho, Legend of Korra, Attack on Titan
Video Games: Prince of Persia everything, Devil May Cry, Legend of Zelda, Professor Layton, Phoenix Wright, Dynasty Warriors
Music: I love a lot of music, but I'll shorten it to these: Vaeda, Head Phones President, Mai Kuraki, 30 Seconds to Mars, Three Days Grace, Lisa Loeb, Yoko Kanno, Emma Burgess, Stuart Chatwood
I really like a lot of Kpop and Jpop. :3
Food: I like most food except spicy, and I won't touch most seafood. I love any form of potatoes, and vegetarian sushi... but I'm not a vegetarian, meat is too yummy and essential for a good diet... but most of the stuff I eat consists of delicious vegetables.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that it's so hard for humans to think about the universe expanding into the void. We're so used to everything having a limit, that expansive nothingness is just... intense.
How completely selfish and hosed up it is that men want women to risk their health and their very life to give the guy a tiny version of himself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Napping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a private person, and I lose respect for anyone who utters the phrase "airing dirty laundry" because they want to hide their poor choices and how they treat others with contempt from the world... but I do have a compound bow for hunting! Never shot anything, those little shits know when you're in the woods and hungry.
I’m looking for
Straight guys only
Ages 29–35
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You think Parry was right. (this is not about politics)
freethoughtblogs.com/brutereason/2013/05/02/why-you-shouldnt-tell-that-random-girl-on-the-street-that-shes-hot/
DO NOT MESSAGE ME FOR DATING IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS. THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT OR COMPLICATED.
I am in now way, shape or form looking for someone as old as 50. Leave me alone.
Don't loving ask me if I'm "domme." If you do, it's an immediate block. The sheer stupidity of anyone asking me this is just... amazing. Rude doesn't begin to cover it.
Don't waste your time and message me if you're in your early 20's, have children, are polywhatever, have no interest in long term relationships, aren't artistic, have no passion, are obsessed with camping or working out, and don't understand basic punctuation.
I won't reply if you don't have at least 2 or 3 photos that are clear, and if your sidebar and profile aren't both filled out. Oh also, if you have a photo of you giving the camera the finger, it's an instant turn off. It makes you look like a colossal asshat.
I do not care how you think I look. I'm not so low on self esteem or confidence that I need strangers to tell me they approve of my bone structure.
Don't bother messaging me if your favorite video game is Halo.
***If you have a religion listed in your sidebar, I'm not even bothering.***
I will know if you don't read my profile and I won't reply. If you actually did read this, tell me your favorite color in the message. Otherwise, I will not respond to you.
If I can respond to your obvious neg with, "And I might wonder why, with so evident a desire to offend and insult me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your will, against your reason and even against your character," do not bother sending the message. I will most likely just respond with that copy pasted.
The only men scared of speaking to a woman who is sure of herself is the one who is weak willed and has no confidence.
Since apparently this is "critique week," if you feel the urge to send me a "critique," you can keep your lovely opinion to yourself. Nobody asked you, nobody cares. If you think my profile is negative, you are a complete and utter idiot.
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